Amsterdam 2018 - minus the RLD bullshit

[Moneyd]

Lads I’m off to AMS for a stag weekend in a month and I’m the best man so I’ve arranged it so I can get there earlier than the others.

I want to go get a good punt but I know the RLD is wank.

Any tips on decent massages with happy endings or genuine escorts on AW etc that won’t take 50 Euro off of you for fuck all?

If my WG has nice tits I want to use them. I don’t want to pay her and then get told it’s etc to suck em etc. I know the standard whores there are money hungry cunts and I don’t want to waste an afternoon of potentially great punting.

Any info and advice welcome.

Cheers

[FlyingBreadMan]

This may help you out

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=186217.msg1948023#msg1948023

[Moneyd]

Thanks mate. Will have a proper look at that.

[cornishdan]

Just got back from Amsterdam and yeah the RLD was awful, ignored the warnings and got massively ripped off by a Romanian called Zara (maybe Sara), she was trying to charge me 50 euros for just about everything got a 5 min BJ off her before I saw what was going on and left.
What I did find good though was Park 118: External Link/Members Only, it's a house south of the main city, found it really easily considering I'd never been to Dam before.
Rang the bell, an older lady came out ushered me inside, the girls came out said there names and I picked one, was 100 euros for an hour (there were a few things you have to pay extra for).
Found the place worked well, was a lack of choice that day I went but had a bloody good time and wiped out the awful RLD experience.

[bunny84]

I love dam . I've had about 60 girls in the red light district .

Some have been terrible some have been amazing

In general if you are paying 50 euro you get 15min and one sex position.  If you are paying more the girls attitudes are much better most the time . Dam is not cheap and 50 euros won't go far.  When i pay more i have more fun .
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I love the fact you can walk around so many windows choosing what girl you want

[Steve2]

External Link/Members Only

is probably the best site for Holland. Very similar to here regarding reviews

[dubs]

Just got back from Amsterdam and yeah the RLD was awful, ignored the warnings and got massively ripped off by a Romanian called Zara (maybe Sara), she was trying to charge me 50 euros for just about everything got a 5 min BJ off her before I saw what was going on and left.
What I did find good though was Park 118: External Link/Members Only, it's a house south of the main city, found it really easily considering I'd never been to Dam before.
Rang the bell, an older lady came out ushered me inside, the girls came out said there names and I picked one, was 100 euros for an hour (there were a few things you have to pay extra for).
Found the place worked well, was a lack of choice that day I went but had a bloody good time and wiped out the awful RLD experience.

More info please... did you get OWO, DFK?

[Hansolo69]

I think Amsterdam is very over rated.
Fun for the first time maybe.

Antwerp seems much better purely in terms of RLD

I'd prefer to visit a Fkk club and have a leisurely time

[Marmalade]

I think Amsterdam is very over rated.

I'd prefer to visit a Fkk club and have a leisurely time

Indeed.

Top end: (IMO) German FKKs.
Middle end: the better German brothels.
Low end: Athens pump & dump (which beat German Eros centres by a decent margin).

Or to appreciate how royally fucked we are by up-themselves Europe prossie culture, have a read of Vivago’s Venezuela blog. I think £5 for a decent shag should be quite sufficient, £20 for GFE in a relaxing hygienic environment. Whereas o/n can often be obtained for much less. They’re prostitutes ffs, nothing wrong with that — but should not exactly be on a pay scale comparable to a heart or brain surgeon. 

[Matrix]

Amsterdam's like a vending machine. Generally shite, but occasionally you'll see a tasty morsel in the window. Not very nutritious but can briefly satisfy.  Only use it for a quick pump and dump if you must. No extras, just fuck and go.

[Steve2]

Indeed.

Top end: (IMO) German FKKs.
Middle end: the better German brothels.
Low end: Athens pump & dump (which beat German Eros centres by a decent margin).

Or to appreciate how royally fucked we are by up-themselves Europe prossie culture, have a read of Vivago’s Venezuela blog. I think £5 for a decent shag should be quite sufficient, £20 for GFE in a relaxing hygienic environment. Whereas o/n can often be obtained for much less. They’re prostitutes ffs, nothing wrong with that — but should not exactly be on a pay scale comparable to a heart or brain surgeon. 

What has any of that got to do with Amsterdam M?

[Marmalade]

What has any of that got to do with Amsterdam M?

Just that the guy said he’d rather visit an FKK, which, as far as I know (?) means crossing the border to Germany. There are some places worse than Amsterdam of course — Belgium. But Amsterdam at least has nice art galleries and generally good hospitality apart from the prossies. 

[Moneyd]

Just got back from Amsterdam and yeah the RLD was awful, ignored the warnings and got massively ripped off by a Romanian called Zara (maybe Sara), she was trying to charge me 50 euros for just about everything got a 5 min BJ off her before I saw what was going on and left.
What I did find good though was Park 118: External Link/Members Only, it's a house south of the main city, found it really easily considering I'd never been to Dam before.
Rang the bell, an older lady came out ushered me inside, the girls came out said there names and I picked one, was 100 euros for an hour (there were a few things you have to pay extra for).
Found the place worked well, was a lack of choice that day I went but had a bloody good time and wiped out the awful RLD experience.

This looks like a winner thanks mate.

Was owo offered? Or Kissing/French kissing?