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External Link/Members OnlyI should have seen this coming; no reviews here and barely any on AW (obviously fake), EE price structure, no face pics, sent postcode on the first text message ...
Having plans A and B failed I decided to risk it with this one. It was late in the evening and received reply within seconds. Quiet cul-de-sac in Apsley close to the canal. Upon arrival phoned and received instructions to the main door. The girl who opened the door was not the one in the profile photos. She was wrapped in a towel but I should have bailed at this point. Being a complete spanner and quite wasted to be honest, I thought I could pull it off (not the first time and won't be the last that in my intoxicated state I fail to recognize the best course of action).
So off came the towel and it became apparent that the task at hand was heavier than I thought. Saggy tits and lots of fat around the tummy. She wasn't pretty either but I had noticed that already. On my part let's just say that nobody showed up to play the game. I just laid in bed while she tried to get something from me, to no avail. I was out in less than ten minutes.
To be honest if there's anybody to blame here was me. I know they shouldn't falsely advertise on AW so that's why I'm posting this review but I should have known better. Granted I only started punting from AW profiles lately (used agencies before) so I guess this is an experience to learn from like any other.
