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8 review(s) for x KinkyKristina x (7 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline el-fei

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Hi, newbie here, but been lurking a while...

This is an overdue review from a while back but she's available today and I'm tempted myself to pop over to see her.

She's very close to Lewisham station in a really fancy flat which seems like where she lives. She's short with bleach blonde hair, massive tits and arse. Very friendly and chatty, kind of girl you'd meet in a west end club with a cute London accent.

Entry to flat was easy and discreet, she had stockings, suspenders and bra on, a little heavier than her images depict, she has a fair few tattoos and piercings including her clit which was great. Some of her earlier pics must be taken from a while ago, she's still as sexy though.

The kissing was great, especially with her tongue piercing and she was really getting into it, after some kissing it was time to go down on her. It tasted and felt great, I was getting very horny and wet, her profile says she loves to give a wet blow job and boy was it. Sloppy, wet, noisy, I had spit running down my balls and she was licking it back up. She loved it. I didn't manage to cim, but was close. When it came to sex it was great doing her in doggy, one for arse lovers. After a break from cumming, she jumped back on my cock sucking till it was hard again and rode me before flipping her over and finishing in missionary.

I had a few bad punts before this lady and I was very hesitant, thankfully went through with it. I do not recommend her if you like skinny girls, but if you like something dirty, very PSE, then I recommend her!
« Last Edit: November 22, 2013, 01:43:13 PM by el-fei »


8 review(s) found for x KinkyKristina x linked to in above post (7 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline akauya

Sounds like she has gone independent. I remember shagging her years ago when she used to work with other girls in a flat in Lewisham.

Offline el-fei

to be fair, I thought it was a big flat for 1 person, but I couldn't hear anyone else or door didn't go while I was there.

Offline martynx8

Kinky Kristina of Lewisham was the subject of my first ever reviews on UKP. You can find them listed at Numbers 51 and 52 under my name and they date from November 2012. There are others in which I mention her around the same time.

She is utterly brilliant at OWO and at least one member went to her on my recommendation and posted a good report. It is interesting to know that she has returned after a fairly long absence but I have a regular lady nearer and less expensive who, although lacking a tongue piercing, is also a brilliant OWO specialist.

However, if you are considering trying Kinky Kristina, I can assure you that she is very pleasant, operates from a spotlessly clean flat near to Lewisham Station and will give you a very good VFM service.

Martyn.

Offline el-fei

I think she comes and goes now and again. Are you able to reveal your alternative Martyn?

Offline Sparky22

Thanks for this review - now on hot list as good area for me.

Martyn who is the regular you recommend ?

Offline martynx8

My regular is Emma-Louise and she works from her private residence in Elmers End, near to Beckenham. Apart from half a dozen dalliances elsewhere when she has been on holiday, she has been my regular since February 2011.  I have copied her details below but, because I am 70 and not very computer literate, I'm not sure whether or not you will be able to click on the link in order to reach her Profile because they are not showing as blue.

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/54855 or https://www.adultwork.com/Emma%2DLouise

You need to read her availability very carefully at present, because she has had six teeth removed recently and a further two to be pulled, plus some fillings, on or around November 30. This is because she had bad teeth which disfigured her appearance but, even now, she already looks a lot different and will look even better when the whole process is over. I have only ever had full sex with her twice, which was very good but her Oral Heaven, as she calls it, is utterly superb and outstanding VFM.

Kinky Kristina's flat is at the top of a tower block, about five minutes walk from Lewisham Station and clearly visible from the train. It is on the very top floor, from which the views across London are staggering; goodness knows how much such a pad must be worth!! Her room has a large, comfortable bed and a lovely en-suite bathroom. She will give you an excellent and expert OWO but I haven't had sex with her. She will put her tongue stud in for you if you request it and she used to have two of different sizes. The pink coloured one in her photos is the larger. So, you could get the best of three worlds with her. Apparently, she talks dirty if you wish but that is not my thing. I also wrote about her in, I think, my reviews 45 and 46, but I can't be sure without looking them up.

Every good wish,

Martyn.


4 review(s) found for Emma-Louise linked to in above post (4 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline martynx8

Oh! It is showing blue now and you can open it. I didn't know that happened following a post, as it's the first time I've tried to copy and paste on this forum.

Even at 70 you can live and learn!!

Martyn.

Offline martynx8

Oh dear; a Senior moment.  I DID have intercourse with Kinky Kristina on my second visit and it was good. She has a very tight vagina and I didn't last long. On my first and third visits I only had OWO. I can't really tell if the tongue stud makes a difference or not, though.

Martyn.

The most wet and sloppy OWO I've had and still experiencing the same on kinkykristina. She is an absolute gem.

Offline smiths

My regular is Emma-Louise and she works from her private residence in Elmers End, near to Beckenham. Apart from half a dozen dalliances elsewhere when she has been on holiday, she has been my regular since February 2011.  I have copied her details below but, because I am 70 and not very computer literate, I'm not sure whether or not you will be able to click on the link in order to reach her Profile because they are not showing as blue.

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/54855 or https://www.adultwork.com/Emma%2DLouise

You need to read her availability very carefully at present, because she has had six teeth removed recently and a further two to be pulled, plus some fillings, on or around November 30. This is because she had bad teeth which disfigured her appearance but, even now, she already looks a lot different and will look even better when the whole process is over. I have only ever had full sex with her twice, which was very good but her Oral Heaven, as she calls it, is utterly superb and outstanding VFM.

Kinky Kristina's flat is at the top of a tower block, about five minutes walk from Lewisham Station and clearly visible from the train. It is on the very top floor, from which the views across London are staggering; goodness knows how much such a pad must be worth!! Her room has a large, comfortable bed and a lovely en-suite bathroom. She will give you an excellent and expert OWO but I haven't had sex with her. She will put her tongue stud in for you if you request it and she used to have two of different sizes. The pink coloured one in her photos is the larger. So, you could get the best of three worlds with her. Apparently, she talks dirty if you wish but that is not my thing. I also wrote about her in, I think, my reviews 45 and 46, but I can't be sure without looking them up.

Every good wish,

Martyn.

So its clear to other punters on here i caught you out lying previously didnt i Martyn, which you agreed you had done so my advice to punters is be wary of what Martyn posts. If a punter is prepared to lie once who knows if he is genuine or not and/or prepared to lie again.

Also the lie you told was about Pams Parties and Emma-Louise has co-incidentally worked at Pams. If true i am glad to hear she has finally decided to get her teeth done, she had her tits done yet didnt bother with her truly horrific teeth, you couldnt make it up. I have partied with her at LAPC Parties a number of times over the years and she is a good party WG in my view, i just wish she wouldnt look so bloody miserable, i wouldnt however pay to punt with her 121.

Personally i wouldnt trust you to do up my shoelaces, others can of course judge for themselves.


4 review(s) found for Emma-Louise linked to in above post (4 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline Persie

Thanks for this.

Her likes seem limited - how kinky can she be?

Will H/L her and eventually get round to giving her a portion
Banning reason: Stalking prossies on Facebook and threatening to out them

Offline Persie

So its clear to other punters on here i caught you out lying previously didnt i Martyn, which you agreed you had done so my advice to punters is be wary of what Martyn posts. If a punter is prepared to lie once who knows if he is genuine or not and/or prepared to lie again.

Also the lie you told was about Pams Parties and Emma-Louise has co-incidentally worked at Pams. If true i am glad to hear she has finally decided to get her teeth done, she had her tits done yet didnt bother with her truly horrific teeth, you couldnt make it up. I have partied with her at LAPC Parties a number of times over the years and she is a good party WG in my view, i just wish she wouldnt look so bloody miserable, i wouldnt however pay to punt with her 121.

Personally i wouldnt trust you to do up my shoelaces, others can of course judge for themselves.

Her teeth were just unbelievable and you are right that most people would correct that first and tits second.

But why would we want to take Martyn's review with a pinch of salt? Seems genuine enough
Banning reason: Stalking prossies on Facebook and threatening to out them

Offline smiths

Her teeth were just unbelievable and you are right that most people would correct that first and tits second.

But why would we want to take Martyn's review with a pinch of salt? Seems genuine enough

Because i caught him out lying previously which he admitted to doing, once i know a poster has lied i no longer just blindly trust their word, thats the consequence of lying in my view. As i posted others can make their own minds about him, i just wished to inform them of his previous lie.

Offline martynx8

I wouldn't want to tie smiths' shoe laces and would be surprised to find out that he knows how to either.

Smiths has 7,648 posts, most of which contain what you would expect to find on the soles of his shoes.

Smiths is UKP's self-appointed policeman and general know all. He is the equivalent of the loud-mouthed lout in a pub, who knows everything, has an opinion on everything (which you're going to get whether you like it or not) but is really an empty-headed bore.

I told one lie, on behalf of Emma-Louise and Pam, and smiths exults at the fact that he has exposed me. He must have been gutted when I freely admitted it but still tries to present it as a personal triumph. Can you even begin to imagine what a shallow and worthless existence this fellow has. What a sad man!!

Not that smiths would ever dream of lying and, of course, we believe, do we not, every word that he types? Smiths, the hero of the bedroom; the stud; the stag; the man who stands no nonsense but writes rather a lot of it.

I'm sorry if I have bored you with this rebuttal but, if you want to be really bored, then try reading any one of smiths posts again and learn the true meaning of empty-headed, ill thought out drivel.

With my warmest wishes, smiths (oh, and those of Emma-Louise as well).

You punters can trust my reports on both Emma-Louise and Kinky Kristina, particularly as other punters have already shared my views.

Martyn.

Offline akauya

I wouldn't want to tie smiths' shoe laces and would be surprised to find out that he knows how to either.

Smiths has 7,648 posts, most of which contain what you would expect to find on the soles of his shoes.

Smiths is UKP's self-appointed policeman and general know all. He is the equivalent of the loud-mouthed lout in a pub, who knows everything, has an opinion on everything (which you're going to get whether you like it or not) but is really an empty-headed bore.

I told one lie, on behalf of Emma-Louise and Pam, and smiths exults at the fact that he has exposed me. He must have been gutted when I freely admitted it but still tries to present it as a personal triumph. Can you even begin to imagine what a shallow and worthless existence this fellow has. What a sad man!!

Not that smiths would ever dream of lying and, of course, we believe, do we not, every word that he types? Smiths, the hero of the bedroom; the stud; the stag; the man who stands no nonsense but writes rather a lot of it.

I'm sorry if I have bored you with this rebuttal but, if you want to be really bored, then try reading any one of smiths posts again and learn the true meaning of empty-headed, ill thought out drivel.

With my warmest wishes, smiths (oh, and those of Emma-Louise as well).

You punters can trust my reports on both Emma-Louise and Kinky Kristina, particularly as other punters have already shared my views.

Martyn.

In case you think I share your views about Kristina (as I posted about her above), can't say I do - I punted her so long ago all I remember is that she used to work in a flat with other girls and that she had big fake tits.

Also, why the hell would you want to lie on behalf of prossies? Are you their pimp? Lying to fellow punters (even if it's one lie) doesn't really go with the ethos of this forum which is to help punters not prossies.

Offline martynx8

No, I am not any prostitute's pimp and never have been. Neither did I claim to speak for you regarding Kinky Kristina, as your plainly stated views make clear. If you re-read my comments, then that should be abundantly obvious to you.

I have a mere 50 plus posts on this forum and you will note from most, if not all of them, that they are as diverse as can be and relate to a number of topics, none of which would indicate that I am a pimp.

I accept the ethos of this forum: however, it is most kind of you to indicate my shortcomings.

Martyn.

Offline smiths

I wouldn't want to tie smiths' shoe laces and would be surprised to find out that he knows how to either.

Smiths has 7,648 posts, most of which contain what you would expect to find on the soles of his shoes.

Smiths is UKP's self-appointed policeman and general know all. He is the equivalent of the loud-mouthed lout in a pub, who knows everything, has an opinion on everything (which you're going to get whether you like it or not) but is really an empty-headed bore.

I told one lie, on behalf of Emma-Louise and Pam, and smiths exults at the fact that he has exposed me. He must have been gutted when I freely admitted it but still tries to present it as a personal triumph. Can you even begin to imagine what a shallow and worthless existence this fellow has. What a sad man!!

Not that smiths would ever dream of lying and, of course, we believe, do we not, every word that he types? Smiths, the hero of the bedroom; the stud; the stag; the man who stands no nonsense but writes rather a lot of it.

I'm sorry if I have bored you with this rebuttal but, if you want to be really bored, then try reading any one of smiths posts again and learn the true meaning of empty-headed, ill thought out drivel.

With my warmest wishes, smiths (oh, and those of Emma-Louise as well).

You punters can trust my reports on both Emma-Louise and Kinky Kristina, particularly as other punters have already shared my views.

Martyn.

Thats it Martyn you get what you really think off your chest. You lied simple as and i dont like or respect billy bullshit merchants like you who are prepared to lie on here to fellow punters.

I will also continue to warn punters of you as i see fit, thats the consequence of lying to punters. Dont think you can pull the wool over all our eyes, we arent all as thick as you clearly think we are.

Offline smiths

In case you think I share your views about Kristina (as I posted about her above), can't say I do - I punted her so long ago all I remember is that she used to work in a flat with other girls and that she had big fake tits.

Also, why the hell would you want to lie on behalf of prossies? Are you their pimp? Lying to fellow punters (even if it's one lie) doesn't really go with the ethos of this forum which is to help punters not prossies.

Indeed, which is why i posted so other punters not aware were made aware of Martyn lying previously, that wasnt following this forums ethos thats for sure.

Now he has lost his rag, what a shame, but gave me a good chuckle, a proven liar playing the picked on victim, you couldnt make it up. :D

Offline martynx8

As you very well know, I haven't lost my rag, smiths, and I'm delighted to have given you a good chuckle, which is far more than you've ever given me. Nothing I've ever read from you has ever contained even a shard of humour or any indication that it emanates from an abundance of profound and shrewd wisdom.

I don't know who the hell you think that you are, Smiths, but your opinions, or indeed anyone else's about me, are no more than that and probably carry less weight than you may imagine. I have nothing to get off my chest and that probably sticks in your craw more than anything else.

In many of your posts you are a foul-mouthed bully and, by default, a coward. We all shelter behind the faceless anonymity of this forum but, on this occasion, you have had a dose of your own medicine and you don't like it. Your exalted view of yourself is evident in most of your posts and only further serves to demean you, without further help either from me or anyone else.

I love a verbal catfight and you've come to the right person if you want one. You won't get any four-lettered abusive posts from me, but you will get the run for your money that has been due to you for a very long time.

Martyn.




Offline smiths

As you very well know, I haven't lost my rag, smiths, and I'm delighted to have given you a good chuckle, which is far more than you've ever given me. Nothing I've ever read from you has ever contained even a shard of humour or any indication that it emanates from an abundance of profound and shrewd wisdom.

I don't know who the hell you think that you are, Smiths, but your opinions, or indeed anyone else's about me, are no more than that and probably carry less weight than you may imagine. I have nothing to get off my chest and that probably sticks in your craw more than anything else.

In many of your posts you are a foul-mouthed bully and, by default, a coward. We all shelter behind the faceless anonymity of this forum but, on this occasion, you have had a dose of your own medicine and you don't like it. Your exalted view of yourself is evident in most of your posts and only further serves to demean you, without further help either from me or anyone else.

I love a verbal catfight and you've come to the right person if you want one. You won't get any four-lettered abusive posts from me, but you will get the run for your money that has been due to you for a very long time.

Martyn.

Your doing what all your lying ilk who get found out do on forums, lashing out in anger and embarrassment for being so very stupid as to allow yourself to get caught out lying.

You can post what you like about me, makes no odds to me, its a fact you lied and i alerted punters to that, they can then make their own minds up about you.

Offline martynx8

Have you ever considered how much notice, if any, MOST other punters take of you?

Martyn

Offline smiths

Have you ever considered how much notice, if any, MOST other punters take of you?

Martyn

I dont know MOST other punters, there must be many  thousands or more in this country alone.

Offline D_smith24

Nice girl kristina, perfect if you like a pse with all the loud fake moans and groans. Top OWO 1 of the best ive had for sure.




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