Author Topic: Mila - Thai Orchid Massage - Tollcross - Edinburgh  (Read 2175 times)

Offline CrespinWolfe

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This was a 1 hour massage with Mila, £80 which included B2B and HE.

Location:
The flat is on the first floor of a main road in the Tollcross area. Had to call her when I was outside and she buzzed me in. Massage took place in a dimly lit room on a bed which was clean and tidy.

The Lady:
Mila I would estimate to be mid 40s. Facially I didn’t find her very attractive and she’s quite tubby. One good thing is that she has a big firm ass (perfect for spanking) and big solid natural tits with big nipples. Quite unusual on a Thai bird. She stripped down to her pants for the massage.

Personality wise she was very friendly and seemed eager to please.

Services:
The massage itself was pretty shit. I doubt she has been properly trained. All she really did was rub lots of baby oil on me and run her hands over me. Her technique felt very amateurish. She made plenty of grabs and fondles of my balls though which was very welcoming and arousing. The body to body element of the massage wasn’t bad with her rubbing her big tits up my ass and all over my body. She got very close and I reached round a few times to squeeze her big firm arse.

When it was time to turn over I wasted no time in getting my hands on her tits, squeezing them and sucking them. Mila rubbed my cock between her tits which was rock hard by now. I found my hands going between her legs and exploring her pussy area over her pants. I didn’t get any resistance and indeed felt her pushing back onto my hand. Encouraged I pulled her pants to the side and found a very nice shaved pussy that was already quite wet. I rubbed and teased her clit and she moaned and continued to push herself back onto me. I decided to try slipping a finger in, but when it was half way in she politely said “no fingers”. I continued playing with her pussy and tits as she stroked me off and very quickly was having a cum explosion which made her shriek in delight as it went over her hands, stomach and big tits. She laughed about how quickly I had came and how much of a mess there was.

Afterwards she cleaned me up and I got on my way. Checked the time and I was out 15 mins early. To be fair that was in part probably due to me blowing my load so quickly.

I was torn as to whether to give this a positive or neutral. The massage itself was pretty shit and she wasn’t as attractive, toned or young as I would have liked.  On the other hand the B2B was quite good, she gave me a good wank and allowed quite a bit of touching. She also had a good attitude. On the whole though £80 is more than I would usually like to pay and isn’t great VFM for a poor massage. I’ve had better for less. Therefore this one is a neutral for me and I would be unlikely to return.

If you like big tits, big asses, plenty of touching and not too bothered about the actual massage then this one may be for you. If like me you’re a bit of a massage connoisseur, then probably best to avoid.

Offline Jock D

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Is this not that fat munter Lisa using a different name? The advert...Thai Orchid & location certainly point to her... and the fact that you said the massage was crap, seems too much of a coincidence to me :unknown:

Offline CrespinWolfe

Is this not that fat munter Lisa using a different name? The advert...Thai Orchid & location certainly point to her... and the fact that you said the massage was crap, seems too much of a coincidence to me :unknown:

Have had a read at previous reviews and posts on Lisa and the description of the massage, lady and premises does sound very similar. Checked out the AW profile and it could be her in the pics but not 100% sure. If they are of her then they are very old pics. The current AW profile is a different number (I know they often use more than one phone) and shows her current location as Birmingham?

Offline kev34

Same tolcross flat various Thai women have been using. Hopefully Lisa will stay in Birmingham and a good replacement comes in. Give me an excuse to visit again as I've never had the urge with this Mila