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Author Topic: My 1st Time  (Read 5520 times)

Offline Ali Katt

A bullshit story, no names named - what a surprise even bareback took place and she happened to be Romanian. If on the off chance it happened to be true, it sounds like a shit punt, very little sex took place, she answered her phone constantly and showed pictures of her kids.

Offline James999

A bullshit story, no names named - what a surprise even bareback took place and she happened to be Romanian. If on the off chance it happened to be true, it sounds like a shit punt, very little sex took place, she answered her phone constantly and showed pictures of her kids.

And they took the Tele  :scare:

. I offered her pimp goods for her to stay, and I ended up having a Romanian bloke come round to take them half an hour later.
« Last Edit: November 22, 2013, 05:31:31 PM by James999 »

Offline Jason

OK let’s –for the sake of argument- assume you are not trolling. First you haven't asked for any opinions. What you posted can be considered as a (really very badly written and boring) review of your experience with a certain girl. In that case a link to her escort website (or at least her –escort- name) is necessary. And btw reviews are posted in the “reviews section”.

Offline Ali Katt

And they took the Tele  :scare:
It just goes to show you let a Romanian steal your virginity and she ends up taking your TV and Xbox. Maybe that's why he's so sore, but I bet she wasn't  :lol:
« Last Edit: November 22, 2013, 08:14:19 PM by Ali Katt »

Offline Dani

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So this agencies pimp was happy to take goods instead of money?????????????? REALLY???  You expect us to believe the girl was happy to stay all night even though she was not going to be paid for it?????  Her pimp taking goods (the guy who turned up was the PIMP, the woman on the phone would be the receptionist) would not be giving the prossie her £500- £1200 for an overnight depending on how much she charges for overnights.  There is no way in hell they would have let the girl stay in your place the moment you said you had no more money, the PIMP would have been banging on your door.  Let alone her sitting there while you argued about it for an hour on the phone.  It would not happen.  Nor would the prossie have stayed for an overnight knowing she was not getting paid for it. 

You Sir are full of shit.  Please do not insult the intelligence of those of us who have worked in this industry for a good few years by saying that any agency would allow services to be paid for in goods as to cover an overnight you would have had to have given at least 3 42" tvs plus an xbox one and a PS4 as well as a brand new Iphone 5s as most of those goods would only sell for a couple fo hundred quid each second hand 

Offline Persie

Amazing to see so many negatives...........

For those that are trying to flame (*Feck OFF*(

I was posting this as i wanted an opiion, not to be slagged off by kids who cant get on their x box.

Some said i was a fool? maybe, but have you never made a mistake and regretted it? replying to my post and calling me a fool was one of your biggest mistakes.

Nice to see so much maturity in this forum though, really...
I know a few telephone numbers you can ring for your problem and no they are not WGs
Banning reason: Stalking prossies on Facebook and threatening to out them

Next time someone else will have to do it - I'm off to watch Pettite Gabrielle to clear my head  :music:

http://chaturbate.com/petittegabrielle/

I thought you said Peter Gabriel.. Selling England by the Pound  :cool:

Offline rpg

I thought you said Peter Gabriel.. Selling England by the Pound  :cool:

40 years since I saw that tour!  :(

Offline Kassponia

So this agencies pimp was happy to take goods instead of money?????????????? REALLY???  You expect us to believe the girl was happy to stay all night even though she was not going to be paid for it?????  Her pimp taking goods (the guy who turned up was the PIMP, the woman on the phone would be the receptionist) would not be giving the prossie her £500- £1200 for an overnight depending on how much she charges for overnights.  There is no way in hell they would have let the girl stay in your place the moment you said you had no more money, the PIMP would have been banging on your door.  Let alone her sitting there while you argued about it for an hour on the phone.  It would not happen.  Nor would the prossie have stayed for an overnight knowing she was not getting paid for it. 

You Sir are full of shit.  Please do not insult the intelligence of those of us who have worked in this industry for a good few years by saying that any agency would allow services to be paid for in goods as to cover an overnight you would have had to have given at least 3 42" tvs plus an xbox one and a PS4 as well as a brand new Iphone 5s as most of those goods would only sell for a couple fo hundred quid each second hand

Believe what you want,it happened. Why is it so hard to believe? It's quite simple, i booked 2 hours and didnt realise an overnight booking would be £600 so i traded some things to make up the cash.

Believe what you want,it happened. Why is it so hard to believe? It's quite simple, i booked 2 hours and didnt realise an overnight booking would be £600 so i traded some things to make up the cash.

If it looks like bullshit, reads like bullshit, smells like bullshit, then its bullshit.

Offline Jayjay

Should just close these threads down, such a waste of time and hurt my little head

Offline Kassponia

i actually did want some advice but all the negative comments have put me off asking. You think i'm trolling and im not, you think i made the story up and i didnt, and yes fair enough, 9/10 of you are bound to think its all bullshit, and to be honest that's your opinion.

I woke up this morning and wrote what i did because i wanted to go through what i had done, and sometimes it helps me to write things down. It wasnt supposed to be an erotic story, it was just my rambling this morning, and i hoped someone on the forum could relate to it and maybe hep me out, IE; it was my 1st time, did i go about it wrong? How can i act out my fantasies......

I find it highly amusing that some of you think im bullshitting when it did happen, and in some ways i regret doing what i did, and i also now regret posting what i did in the forum. But if you truely beleive im bullshitting then i cant change your mind.

Id like to also mention the person that said the woman was her receptionist, Yes she was, I remember now she said she was her "Friend" and she did say she answered calls, so maybe i got that wrong by saying it was her pimp.

As it stands at the moment, in December when i get paid i have to ring up and her "Driver" will bring my goods back in exchange for cash, but when he come round last night he said he would pick her up at 7am..and i told him no, to pick her up at 8am, and he did, so i have no reason not to think he wont bring my goods back.

Offline finn5555

i actually did want some advice but all the negative comments have put me off asking. You think i'm trolling and im not, you think i made the story up and i didnt, and yes fair enough, 9/10 of you are bound to think its all bullshit, and to be honest that's your opinion.

I woke up this morning and wrote what i did because i wanted to go through what i had done, and sometimes it helps me to write things down. It wasnt supposed to be an erotic story, it was just my rambling this morning, and i hoped someone on the forum could relate to it and maybe hep me out, IE; it was my 1st time, did i go about it wrong? How can i act out my fantasies......

I find it highly amusing that some of you think im bullshitting when it did happen, and in some ways i regret doing what i did, and i also now regret posting what i did in the forum. But if you truely beleive im bullshitting then i cant change your mind.

Id like to also mention the person that said the woman was her receptionist, Yes she was, I remember now she said she was her "Friend" and she did say she answered calls, so maybe i got that wrong by saying it was her pimp.

As it stands at the moment, in December when i get paid i have to ring up and her "Driver" will bring my goods back in exchange for cash, but when he come round last night he said he would pick her up at 7am..and i told him no, to pick her up at 8am, and he did, so i have no reason not to think he wont bring my goods back.

You want advice .... Grow a pair ... Stop being a cunt...... Avoid Romanians ......  :hi:

Offline Kassponia

You want advice .... Grow a pair ... Stop being a cunt...... Avoid Romanians ......  :hi:

Hows that advice except being disrespectful?

Whats wrong with Romanians? If you want to give me advice answer my question, dont be an arsehole and just slander me.

Offline CatBBW

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i actually did want some advice but all the negative comments have put me off asking. You think i'm trolling and im not, you think i made the story up and i didnt, and yes fair enough, 9/10 of you are bound to think its all bullshit, and to be honest that's your opinion.

I woke up this morning and wrote what i did because i wanted to go through what i had done, and sometimes it helps me to write things down. It wasnt supposed to be an erotic story, it was just my rambling this morning, and i hoped someone on the forum could relate to it and maybe hep me out, IE; it was my 1st time, did i go about it wrong? How can i act out my fantasies......

I find it highly amusing that some of you think im bullshitting when it did happen, and in some ways i regret doing what i did, and i also now regret posting what i did in the forum. But if you truely beleive im bullshitting then i cant change your mind.

But you didn't ask for any opinions or comments or whatever. You just wrote an erotic essay about a bareback session you had with a Romanian. You didn't ask where you went wrong, or how you could do better next time, or whatever.

Id like to also mention the person that said the woman was her receptionist, Yes she was, I remember now she said she was her "Friend" and she did say she answered calls, so maybe i got that wrong by saying it was her pimp.

As it stands at the moment, in December when i get paid i have to ring up and her "Driver" will bring my goods back in exchange for cash, but when he come round last night he said he would pick her up at 7am..and i told him no, to pick her up at 8am, and he did, so i have no reason not to think he wont bring my goods back.

By which time everyone - pimp and prozzie - are likely to have moved on to pastures new.

Offline Kassponia

Catherine, Youre right i didnt ask any questions, as i said, i just woke up and sat down and wrote down what i thought, i wasnt really thinking about any questions, but i do have questions i want to ask. And i know ive been a bit of a prat having bareback with an escort, in a way im scared shitless, but i cant change whats happened. I will just have to go and get tested and learn from the experience and be more careful.

The whole reason i got an escort was about my insecurities, and now im single i want to explore my fantasies, but im unsure of how i can go about this in a safe way. Id like to meet someone i can explore my fantasies with in a safe mannor, ideally id like to meet a couple, but again i dont exactly know how to go about this.

Offline finn5555

Hows that advice except being disrespectful?

Whats wrong with Romanians? If you want to give me advice answer my question, dont be an arsehole and just slander me.

 :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

Offline CatBBW

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Catherine, Youre right i didnt ask any questions, as i said, i just woke up and sat down and wrote down what i thought, i wasnt really thinking about any questions, but i do have questions i want to ask. And i know ive been a bit of a prat having bareback with an escort, in a way im scared shitless, but i cant change whats happened. I will just have to go and get tested and learn from the experience and be more careful.

The whole reason i got an escort was about my insecurities, and now im single i want to explore my fantasies, but im unsure of how i can go about this in a safe way. Id like to meet someone i can explore my fantasies with in a safe mannor, ideally id like to meet a couple, but again i dont exactly know how to go about this.

OK, well your best bet now is to actually ask the questions. Not on this thread. Start new threads. Search the threads on the whole forum. Read the reviews. Ask for recommendations. Take the advice (above) regarding learning how to stay hard for protected sex. I would also suggest having a few lone masturbation sessions using condoms, so you can learn what the sensations are like.

And get yourself to a sexual health clinic in about 2 weeks or so, to get a full check up and advice.

Offline Kassponia

Good advice, thank you, at last a positive response.

It wasnt my intention to piss people off and cause a thread that ended up being destructive, but i appreciate the fact you have responded positively.

The masterbation idea is something i hadnt thought of, but some women prefer female condoms, and how would that work in a 3 some for example? I havent got an issue wearing a condom, id be lieing if i said i liked them, but i get no sensation from them, i find it hard to stay erect with a condom on, and then i feel stupid.

I can get an erection very easy, i wake up every day hard as a rock.......but my insecurity mainly is spending time with people in a 3 some

Offline Jagman

May I refer the original poster to my avatar.

Offline Kassponia

May I refer the original poster to my avatar.

i think you need to look at your avatar and ask yourself a question.............whos being the real cunt here?

Offline Kassponia

May I refer the original poster to my avatar.

if you havent got anything positive to say then dont say it, simple as that.....you arent going to upset me by calling me a cunt, im not going to go and cry in a corner, you are just trying to wind me up because you have nothing better to do. So by all means leave your comments, but this is the last time i reply to you unless you can stop being a complete wankstain and say something positive, you stupid little child :)

if you havent got anything positive to say then dont say it, simple as that.....you arent going to upset me by calling me a cunt, im not going to go and cry in a corner, you are just trying to wind me up because you have nothing better to do. So by all means leave your comments, but this is the last time i reply to you unless you can stop being a complete wankstain and say something positive, you stupid little child :)

something very feminine about this post,

Offline NIK

if you havent got anything positive to say then dont say it, simple as that.....you arent going to upset me by calling me a cunt, im not going to go and cry in a corner, you are just trying to wind me up because you have nothing better to do. So by all means leave your comments, but this is the last time i reply to you unless you can stop being a complete wankstain and say something positive, you stupid little child :)

Last time you reply to anybody!  :D

Online Jimmyredcab



Whats wrong with Romanians?

1) Most are pimped.
2) They promise the earth and deliver as little as possible.
3) The vast majority of reviews on Romanians are negative.
4) They struggle with the English language.   

The only safe option is AVOID, AVOID, AVOID.   


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