Elle Jxx Birmingham 2 hour incall

[jackdaw]

External Link/Members Only

Fee: 250 quid for 2 hours

Comms 10 out of 10
In Birmingham to do a 2 hour meet with a "sugar babe" at Malmaison. The nameless one contacts me wanting to make meet much later in day...having been told a couple of times before that I was a really tight schedule. I know how this goes, so I cancel immediately and contact Elle J instead. Very soon after first contact, Elle J's at hotel. (NB If anybody else is daft enough to be operating on Birmingham sugar babe scene and wants the brief details I know about the "nameless one', just pm me...I don't have access to Seeking Arrangement thread anymore.)

Looks 9 out of 10
Patently a genuine 19 year old. That attractive coffee coloured skin that a fair number of mixed race women have. Pretty facially rather than wow (very good teeth, incidentally, something I really like). But jeez what a body. You can get an idea of type from adult work photos. Of the type...near perfect, wonderful muscle tone, etc.

Services 5 out of 10
I'm old battered, shagging powers in steep decline and can't be arsed with Viagra or whatever. It's takes real skill and/ or enthusiasm for me to have a prolonged bout of penetrative sex. And honestly I prefer other stuff nowadays anyway...for example, french kissing, good massage, CIM, reverse oral, fingering, face sitting. I knew beforehand that some of these preferred services were "out" (e.g. no CIM)...but a fair number of services I'm interested in were included on profile. The agreed services were delivered...but she's not greatly skilled and didn't appear all that keen. (I love it when WG's can fake enthusiasm enough to fool me.)

After a prolonged bout of half hearted snogging, I asked her to demo her face sitting skills. Now for one strange part of the punt. Rather than face sit, she sat on my stomach, her bottom near my face rather than on it. From this position I could finger fuck her and closely examine the perfection of her bottom. For some obscure reason I found this deeply arousing, and had most intense orgasm I've had for years.

Finished with a prolonged session of reverse oral. Got her very wet, but sure she didn't cum.

A final warning..albeit a mild one. While I was in shower cleaning my cock after the orgasm, without asking she went to mini fridge in room, necked two chocolate bars, and opened a small bottle of read wine...of which she drank a thimbleful. That added 17 quid to hotel bill...so hide any food/ drink away.

[jackdaw]

Well first review..and first clanger (at least one!).

It was an outcall..of course...she came to my hotel room. No idea...often do get in/ out mixed up. She said she does sometimes do in calls...hotel in Hagley Street.

[BustaNut]

Just had a look at her profile.......she states 'everyone knows men are trash'.

[vw]

Nice useful review, was on my list for my last visit, think i dodged one.


1st review after 7 tears has to be some record.   

[jackdaw]

Nice useful review, was on my list for my last visit, think i dodged one.


1st review after 7 tears has to be some record.   

I’ve known for sometime that I ought to do reviews, but I suppose fell into bad habit of laziness, etc.

And by and large in recent years, I’ve been a cautious and infrequent punter and selected on basis of reviews here, had good punts...and excused myself by thinking “no point adding another one on same woman”.

As I “chanced by arm” here and tried somebody without UKP reviews, thought it was time to break my duck. It wasn’t a terrible punt by any means, compared to several I had before this site started...but at price point, it felt “flat”.

It’s all subjective, of course.

Anyway, will aim to do a few more reviews in future.

[jackdaw]

Just had a look at her profile.......she states 'everyone knows men are trash'.

Lol. No doubt I gave her some more empirical data to support that.

[Wood2017]

It's a shame the service couldn't match the appearance, i've had that recently with another WG.  Report to follow in due course once the dust has settled.

I tried PM'ing you OP regarding the timewaster sugar baby but my account doesn't allow me to PM someone only respond, not sure what that's about.

I'm new to the SA.com/Sugar Daddy set up and i'm already thinking it's not worth the hassle but info on a timewaster would be appreciated 

[jackdaw]

It's a shame the service couldn't match the appearance, i've had that recently with another WG.  Report to follow in due course once the dust has settled.

I tried PM'ing you OP regarding the timewaster sugar baby but my account doesn't allow me to PM someone only respond, not sure what that's about.

I'm new to the SA.com/Sugar Daddy set up and i'm already thinking it's not worth the hassle but info on a timewaster would be appreciated 

I've sent you a pm.

[kingfap1]

Just had a look at her profile.......she states 'everyone knows men are trash'.

Classy lady....that's one for the BL.

[baseball_99]

I met this one in the Bull Ring as meet & greet a few months back when I was signed up to Seeking Arrangement, she asked me about if I used AW but she said she wasn't a prossie! She also tried to get me involved with one her mates who she claims was a good fuck but the girl got slated on the SA thread.

Also when you were kissing her did she sound like she was chocking?

[jackdaw]

Also when you were kissing her did she sound like she was chocking?

I'm not sure..partly on basis that I'm not sure what "chocking" means. But put it this way...if you mean did I get impression while snogging she was chewing a piece of chocolate that interested her more than I...you may have "hit nail on the head".

[baseball_99]

I'm not sure..partly on basis that I'm not sure what "chocking" means.

I had it spelt properly the first time, choking. Elle sounded like she was choking and she made a weird snorting sound, she said something finding hard it to breathe at times, I actually forget to mention it when I posted about her in the SA thread.

There were also reports of her on the SA thread that she was pimping out girls, possibly underage. I blocked her instantly.

[jackdaw]

There were also reports of her on the SA thread that she was pimping out girls, possibly underage. I blocked her instantly.

Didn’t get any offers of “extra company”. Maybe I’m so attractive she wanted to keep me to herself (Lol.)

I wondered if “chocking” was a typo. (Or...thinking about it, could have been auto-correct...I’m convinced it makes strange changes from time to time.)

[Elle Jxx]

I had it spelt properly the first time, choking. Elle sounded like she was choking and she made a weird snorting sound, she said something finding hard it to breathe at times, I actually forget to mention it when I posted about her in the SA thread.

There were also reports of her on the SA thread that she was pimping out girls, possibly underage. I blocked her instantly.

I have never pimped underage girls? If anything guys on SA have asked me to recruit underage girls LOL.

[Elle Jxx]

I met this one in the Bull Ring as meet & greet a few months back when I was signed up to Seeking Arrangement, she asked me about if I used AW but she said she wasn't a prossie! She also tried to get me involved with one her mates who she claims was a good fuck but the girl got slated on the SA thread.

Also when you were kissing her did she sound like she was chocking?

I’d actually like to know who you heard this off. There’s been a lot punters ( off AW and SA ) asking for underage girls and asking if I know any. I’ve declined. I’ve got screenshots to prove. I don’t like this rumour one bit

[Elle Jxx]

Just had a look at her profile.......she states 'everyone knows men are trash'.

😋

[vw]

I’d actually like to know who you heard this off. There’s been a lot punters ( off AW and SA ) asking for underage girls and asking if I know any. I’ve declined. I’ve got screenshots to prove. I don’t like this rumour one bit

Hope you reported them to the authorities. If true. 

[Elle Jxx]

Hope you reported them to the authorities. If true.

Yeah I will have to get round it... some of them I don’t think I can report since they just wanted to have a fantasy talk about ‘ girls with no tits ‘ because appearently there ex’s ex was touching little girls and the client found it ‘ hot ‘ but if he just talks about fucking them as a fantasy that’s alright? ( I think it might be tbh). I’ve actually tried to contact Stinson Hunter about this but because it’s adultwork he finds it a bit weird getting involved. I still have all my evidence anyway.

I forgot to make a large post quoting all of you which answers to everything mentioned on this thread will do it soon.

[vw]

Yeah I will have to get round it... some of them I don’t think I can report since they just wanted to have a fantasy talk about ‘ girls with no tits ‘ because appearently there ex’s ex was touching little girls and the client found it ‘ hot ‘ but if he just talks about fucking them as a fantasy that’s alright? ( I think it might be tbh). I’ve actually tried to contact Stinson Hunter about this but because it’s adultwork he finds it a bit weird getting involved. I still have all my evidence anyway.

I forgot to make a large post quoting all of you which answers to everything mentioned on this thread will do it soon.

well anyway you sound well dodgy and  shit punt. There must be reasons you re approached for these things as there is no smoke without fire.  Maybe the way you present yourself or you are just lying.

[Elle Jxx]

well anyway you sound well dodgy and  shit punt. There must be reasons you re approached for these things as there is no smoke without fire.  Maybe the way you present yourself or you are just lying.

Of course if punter is asking for underage girls it’s the WG fault and the WG has to be up to something, yes let’s stick on every punters side even if they are peadophiles, if a punter is asking for a underage girls it’s because the way the WG has written her profile, and that makes it her fault, the punter is not responsible for her actions and oh no we can’t say even if a WG offer underage girls the punter should say no and report the WG, nope all the girls or the WG is simply trying to give punters a bad rep!!!

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[vw]

Of course if punter is asking for underage girls it’s the WG fault and the WG has to be up to something, yes let’s stick on every punters side even if they are peadophiles, if a punter is asking for a underage girls it’s because the way the WG has written her profile, and that makes it her fault, the punter is not responsible for her actions and oh no we can’t say even if a WG offer underage girls the punter should say no and report the WG, nope all the girls or the WG is simply trying to give punters a bad rep!!!

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you sound a cunt in your posts, not reporting to the authorities makes you even more of a cunt, posting what ever got deleted makes you more of a  cunt. 

Add that to your shit review

You are pretty undesirable.  personally think this is a pimp posting, a thick one at that.

What are you doing here anyway, you post noting useful?

[vw]

Of course if punter is asking for underage girls it’s the WG fault and the WG has to be up to something, yes let’s stick on every punters side even if they are peadophiles, if a punter is asking for a underage girls it’s because the way the WG has written her profile, and that makes it her fault, the punter is not responsible for her actions and oh no we can’t say even if a WG offer underage girls the punter should say no and report the WG, nope all the girls or the WG is simply trying to give punters a bad rep!!!

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I see admin has banned you, good riddance.  Don't come again.   

[Littlefoot]

Apologies for bumping an old review, I think she's had a profile change and I'm sure this is her, but I'm not quite 100%. Can anyone confirm?

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

This is the photo I remember from her old profile:

Hidden Image/Members Only

[skr1115]

Apologies for bumping an old review, I think she's had a profile change and I'm sure this is her, but I'm not quite 100%. Can anyone confirm?

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

This is the photo I remember from her old profile:

Hidden Image/Members Only

I miss 19 year old me

[Wood2017]

I miss 19 year old me

 

[Littlefoot]

It’s not rocket science.

[Wood2017]

It’s not rocket science.

I'm acutely aware that the poster is the service provider i'm merely questioning the relevance or need to revive an 18 month old review to make the comment.

[Littlefoot]

I'm acutely aware that the poster is the service provider i'm merely questioning the relevance or need to revive an 18 month old review to make the comment.

She was confirming my query. Perhaps she’s only just seen it. Being though the profile is not active, it was pointless to bump as you alluded to. Unless she activates it again. The two profiles can then be linked. So this review will show with her future reviews from the newer profile I was asking about.   

[skr1115]

She was confirming my query. Perhaps she’s only just seen it. Being though the profile is not active, it was pointless to bump as you alluded to. Unless she activates it again. The two profiles can then be linked. So this review will show with her future reviews from the newer profile I was asking about.   

I have just ... mad for no reason 😂