horny slutty girl (HSG) - Pimlico

[Fuzzyduck]

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So I had seen a couple of recent neutral reviews that led me to think about how objective I'd been about HSG. I've seen her on and off for a number of years and really like her, but I wondered if I was getting snow-blind.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=194076.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=191108.0

Made an appointment a few weeks ago with the intention of reflecting on it as a very first punt with her. The review and rating are based on the punt, but I'll call out any perspective from previous experiences.

Comms
Very easy. Contacted a few days before over text, and confirmed on the day.

PREVIOUSLY: This doesn't generally happen with HSG. She always seems to be out of the country and is really difficult to get hold of.

Location
Short walk from Pimlico Station in a big mansion block (maybe 10 mins door to door). Room is small but functional, decent enough shower. Quite a few mirrors around the room and bed. Offered a glass of wine.

The girl
Profile says 26yo and dress size 10. Now I'm used to profiles being overly flattering but these stats are from a different time. I took a good long look at her. Early 30s maybe, 35ish more likely. I reckon solid dress 14 overall. On top it's the lower end of 14 - lovely full natural D tits which would have been fabulous had she been 26. Down below, it's the higher end of 14. Might have been ok if she had a bubble arse but hers is more flat. Shaved pussy. Facially I found her attractive. Nice smile and friendly. She's still in my (admittedly very accommodating) sweet spot of what I find attractive so I wasn't put off.

PREVIOUSLY: Over the years HSG has fluctuated a bit weight-wise and at the moment is probably the fullest I've seen her. She has been size 10 in the past but, ironically, I didn't enjoy those meets as much. Her fighting weight is probably a gym-fit 12.

The service
Little bit of chit chat, but quickly down to action. Started kissing standing up. Really enjoyable, full GF-type FK. Got me hard very quickly and she didn't waste any time getting on her knees. Mixture of slow deliberate sucking/licking and sluttier head bobbing with lots of saliva/spitting. I think her preference is for the latter, but she was happy to be directed. Carried on the BJ for quite a while in various positions. She kept at it with minimal use of the hand and I finally unloaded in her mouth. Didn't swallow but was stayed down until I was done. More chat about what we'd been up and she soon intitiated round 2, possibly a bit on the early side for me. Started with kissing, another BJ then fucked her in doggy. Now at this point I take a good hard look at her ass and it was wider than I expected. Being flatter rather than rounder, it wasn't such a great view for me and I actually started losing wood. However, interest perked up again as I managed to ease a couple of fingers in her ass. Finished in mish with fingers in the ass again. Cleaned up, more chatting and wasn't rushed out the door.

£140/hr.

Rating
I struggled a bit with this. Age and dress size are clearly bullshit. The photos, whilst of her, are from a time when she was closer to being 26 and a size 10. Purely on this basis this warrants a neutral or even negative. However, I personally found her attractive, easy to talk to and hard working. She delivered everything I wanted and was a really good fuck. Definitely the sluttier end of GFE (it does what it says on the tin). Overall a positive with the caveats above.

I'm not sure how much she escorts these days so, whilst her profile certainly needs an overhaul, I doubt she will do it anytime soon. I'm guessing she has enough business from regulars and word of mouth so doesn't need to market so much. I'd see again but I'm in no rush to.

[Sinz]

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[mrhappypants]

Fuzzy duck,  thanks for your review.

I am well out of date but I suspect you are being kind.  I thought she had a very pretty face but she was just too big for me.

[Fuzzyduck]

Fuzzy duck,  thanks for your review.

I am well out of date but I suspect you are being kind.  I thought she had a very pretty face but she was just too big for me.

Possibly. I tried to be objective. I think it depends on the general scope of what you are attracted to. I like women more on the amazon side than waif, so HSG is still just about on my spectrum. Sure, she could do with losing a stone but I don't have a real problem with it. Some chubby chasers would call her skinny. Each to their own. The bullshitting on the profile is unforgivable though. She should change it and accept she's not that girl anymore, or lose some weight. I can imagine that if you like your women on the slender side and are particular about it, and had booked on the basis of her profile, then you would be very unhappy with who opened the door. In that scenario, walking followed by a negative review would be fair.

[mrhappypants]

 

[Rstone]

When I visited her I did think she was a bit more “built” than I would usually like but she balanced this with the horniest personality... and sucked my cock dry like there was no tomorrow!

Haven’t returned yet but don’t regret to have tried her nonetheless

[Fuzzyduck]

A brief update on a recent punt last month, and part of my Xmas treat to myself.

HSG has lost a little weight since I saw her last, so I'd say a good size 14. I'd hardly taken my coat off and we were snogging. For me at least she helps me forget this is a business transaction. I'd planned to do anal and the highlight was her on all fours with me doing this bestial squatting rut thing in front of the mirror with her tits swinging. Happy fucking Christmas.

Still a great punt, and recommended if you like *ahem* a curvier girl. She doesn't seem to be around so much at the moment, and is still a pain in the ass to get hold of.

[king tarzan]

A brief update on a recent punt last month, and part of my Xmas treat to myself.

HSG has lost a little weight since I saw her last, so I'd say a good size 14. I'd hardly taken my coat off and we were snogging. For me at least she helps me forget this is a business transaction. I'd planned to do anal and the highlight was her on all fours with me doing this bestial squatting rut thing in front of the mirror with her tits swinging. Happy fucking Christmas.

Still a great punt, and recommended if you like *ahem* a curvier girl. She doesn't seem to be around so much at the moment, and is still a pain in the ass to get hold of.

i saw her years ago, in her physical prime.. around a size 12 all over and at around 5'7' without heels was yum yum..
she was delicious.. really enjoyed heavyweight snogging and those yummy juicy breasts..

Now unfortunately seems well well past her sell by date judging by the reviews on the size of her..

one of the sexiest women I've ever fucked..(when she was in her physical prime)

[Notpastit]

Yep, saw her myself for a pre xmas treat, can vouch for the fact that she's still proactively providing full on filth

Very amenable girl, seems to enjoy it most when she's laid back on the sofa with my hard cock up her arse and she's fingering/dildoing her pussy at the same time!

Her new big mirror is an added bonus too, can watch her slurping and spitting all over your cock, that's how she got me up again for 2nd round!

I think she's looking slimmer these days, size 12 prob max, don't recall her being much thinner than now, seen 1st in later 2014, but can't fault her for enthusiasm, managed to entice 2 loads out of me and was game for trying for a 3rd, I had to surrender and just drink some wine at that stage!

Never any rush which suits an oldie like me, sun coming down on my punting career soon but prob have a few more encounters in 2019 before I call it a day?

 

[Fuzzyduck]

Never any rush which suits an oldie like me, sun coming down on my punting career soon but prob have a few more encounters in 2019 before I call it a day?

That's defeatist talk. Maybe when you're in that home and the cute nurse goes past, you can chance your arm to see if she'd give you "a hand" for an agreeable compensation.
Looking at your reviews, I see we've covered some of the same ground.
I've been meaning to see Laryssa but haven't gotten round to it.

[Notpastit]

Just entering my 19th year of punting, unfortunately don't have the energy/enthusiasm of 10-15 years ago, also can't be arsed with the arrangements/travelling so much these days so less punts/more selective/tend to stick with regs more, my spend p.a. practically halved from back then

Laryssa well worth a visit IMHO, seen her 8-9 times since 2016, rounded off 2018 with a sess. with her,  gorgeous girl, v horny striptease to start, can be suitably filthy if provoked, especially with her toy collection/toy show

Also has a v big mirror to watch all the action in!

[Gatehouse]

Yep, saw her myself for a pre xmas treat, can vouch for the fact that she's still proactively providing full on filth

Very amenable girl, seems to enjoy it most when she's laid back on the sofa with my hard cock up her arse and she's fingering/dildoing her pussy at the same time!

Her new big mirror is an added bonus too, can watch her slurping and spitting all over your cock, that's how she got me up again for 2nd round!

I think she's looking slimmer these days, size 12 prob max, don't recall her being much thinner than now, seen 1st in later 2014, but can't fault her for enthusiasm, managed to entice 2 loads out of me and was game for trying for a 3rd, I had to surrender and just drink some wine at that stage!

Never any rush which suits an oldie like me, sun coming down on my punting career soon but prob have a few more encounters in 2019 before I call it a day?

Yeah I’m a fan of hers and she is my reliable backstop. Always delivers.

Nasty, messy blow job technique and takes a facial well. Love fucking her arse as well with her on her back and her legs spread wide. Lovely girl as well. Sure not a model-type waif but a real pro.

[ilovekungfu]

I'd love to see HSG but what keeps putting me off is her dual pricing structure, GFE £140 and PSE £200. I am not presently in need of typical PSE services like anal, rimming, watersports, fisting etc. but I wouldn't want to be short changed on the filth factor during more regular services. I'm a particular lover of dirty talk, deep throat and like the idea of her being non-stop for the hour.

I once asked her and we agreed an in-between price. Things didn't align on that occasion.

Reading the reviews it doesn't sound like she has two speeds for GFE and PSE respectively but the uncertainty leans me in the direction of the Ameera's of this world where you know for sure there's no holding back at £150

[Gatehouse]

I'd love to see HSG but what keeps putting me off is her dual pricing structure, GFE £140 and PSE £200. I am not presently in need of typical PSE services like anal, rimming, watersports, fisting etc. but I wouldn't want to be short changed on the filth factor during more regular services. I'm a particular lover of dirty talk, deep throat and like the idea of her being non-stop for the hour.

I once asked her and we agreed an in-between price. Things didn't align on that occasion.

Reading the reviews it doesn't sound like she has two speeds for GFE and PSE respectively but the uncertainty leans me in the direction of the Ameera's of this world where you know for sure there's no holding back at £150

Its a fair point, and the dual structure is not something I am a fan of in any SP.

I’ve always gone pse with HSG as I like those services but my view with her is if you want dirty talk, messy deep throat and to fuck her,  you will be fine with gfe. She wont short change you. She does give it her all. Try it - see what happens.

I have to go PSE because she normally has her tongue in my arse for usually the first 20 mins of each session

 

As I said in the ‘Top 3 Punts of 2018’ thread, she always delivers.

[Gatehouse]

She also has in my view one of the best voices in the business. Very dirty.

But yes, you need to like curvy girls with a bit of meat on them. She is not ‘fat’ but she is a bigger build.

I don’t like bbws myself but I do like ‘her’, so that may give you some steer.

[Fuzzyduck]

Its a fair point, and the dual structure is not something I am a fan of in any SP.

I don't see the problem with dual pricing myself, particularly if she offers such a wide range of services. It's so much better than a long list of extras and service combinations. The anomaly is that if you want anal and not all the more extreme/fetish stuff, then it's £50 extra, so you might as well pony up the full £200 and fill yer boots, get pissed on and spanked by her.

FWIW, I'm not a big fan of PSE but she gives me all the DT, fingering and dirty talk I want in the GFE. I once banged her arse during the GFE but it was a one off and only because she said she wanted it. What does a gentleman do with such a request?

[Gatehouse]

I don't see the problem with dual pricing myself, particularly if she offers such a wide range of services. It's so much better than a long list of extras and service combinations. The anomaly is that if you want anal and not all the more extreme/fetish stuff, then it's £50 extra, so you might as well pony up the full £200 and fill yer boots, get pissed on and spanked by her.

FWIW, I'm not a big fan of PSE but she gives me all the DT, fingering and dirty talk I want in the GFE. I once banged her arse during the GFE but it was a one off and only because she said she wanted it. What does a gentleman do with such a request?

All valid. Quite right - what can you do?

A favourite phrase of her’s, in that slutty and slightly dusky, Eastern European tone of her’s is, ‘are you going to use my arse today then?’ .......as she is working your balls theough your trousers....

[Fuzzyduck]

All valid. Quite right - what can you do?

A favourite phrase of her’s, in that slutty and slightly dusky, Eastern European tone of her’s is, ‘are you going to use my arse today then?’ .......as she is working your balls theough your trousers....

Ah... I remember one time I'd hardly gotten through the door and we were snogging, then she unzips and gets down. A few minutes later I'm taking her doggy with fingers in her ass, still fully clothed but trousers down over my boots...

I trust you get the picture, ilovekungfu.

[Gatehouse]

Ah... I remember one time I'd hardly gotten through the door and we were snogging, then she unzips and gets down. A few minutes later I'm taking her doggy with fingers in her ass, still fully clothed but trousers down over my boots...

I trust you get the picture, ilovekungfu.

Im seeing her next Tues. Just filth. He bj is just a msass of spit and drool and very deep.

Top girl. Loves being fucked as well.

[dfg]

Anyone know how early she’s usually prepared to start?

Would ideally like to see her c.9.30am if possible.

Will text her myself later next week to ask but punting phone currently locked away at work.

Thanks.

[Gatehouse]

Not sure but I know she is back working from today.

[claretandblue]

if £140 was the full works I would be tempted, for me £200 for a full on pse with a big old lump is just too much

[ilovekungfu]

I trust you get the picture, ilovekungfu.

Thanks for the intel, both. That helps make my mind up to pay her a visit sometime. 

[Bangman]

Anyone seen her lately. Yesterday night I thought about her. She was one of the first wg I shagged using adultwork website over 5 years ago, instead of using the phone box.
When I first saw her, she was beautiful, nice boobs and a nice big arse AND she was a size 8 or 10. We had crazy sex. I cummed 4 times in 1 hour. She was very horny and enthusiastic. I continued having another 2 good sessions with her BUT as time passed by, so Did her weight. On my last visit she was chubby, a size 12 maybe or more, which for me is a turn of being very slim myself. If she manages her weight, she will be among the best wgs out there.

Just wandering how she is if anybody knows. Is she still big

[Malvolio]

Once the timber goes on, it rarely comes off - I wouldn't get your hopes up.

[The_Don]

HSG, profile has been mostly inactive, during the 2020 (29 days in February) leap year.

[king tarzan]

I had her in her prime
Man was she sexy...
Now seems to have ballooned into a 🐖..very sad end to being hot sexy raunchy...

[mightymunce]

I had her in her prime
Man was she sexy...
Now seems to have ballooned into a 🐖..very sad end to being hot sexy raunchy...

Plus 1.
Saw her many years ago when she was slim and sexy. When I went back, I was shocked at how tubby she was

[Bangman]

If she makes the effort, get s PT, controlled diet and exercise, she can become popular again.
If only.... its hard to find a wg like that nowadays. Good looking, fit  raunchy, brilliant service and vfm.

[Notpastit]

Regular sessions with HSG since 2014 but last seen late 2019 when she was still around the size 12 mark, gregarious, leggy, voluptuous with a great pair of natural tits and sexy wiggly arse, total filth and convinced she prefers having her arse fucked as opposed to pussy, fun girl!

Attempted to fix a remeet late Feb/early March last but not available then Covid kicked off in earnest, lockdown etc, the rest is history, like a lot of others off the radar since

Had a meet with Sylvia Nymphoservice at the time instead, another of my regs from way back but also not around since, question mark if a lot of these girls will return at some stage I guess

Was winding down my punting regularity anyway, advancing years/enthusiasm to arrange meets/travel etc, highly likely will be calling it a day after abstaining for 10months + now, also thinking abt the money I've been saving.

But may be tempted to have a final blast once things improve as there are still so many horny(young) women around!?

[Decadent Hobby]

I’ve seen her a couple of times. The last time was around 2 and a half years ago where she had put on a few pounds but, still looked great and performed really well. I’d happily see her again in that shape. In some cases, service trumps looks.

I sent her an email months ago. She’s logged in since but hasn’t checked the email. I think she’s one of the ones who is either done or waiting for everything to open up again.

[Gatehouse]

I am a big fan of her’s but likewise have heard nothing from her since pre-03/20.

I have messaged her a number of times since but to no avail, but knowing her as I do she will have stopped working for the duration of the pandemic I think, so Im not surprised by lack of contact. The continued existence of the profile suggests she will be back, but only time will tell.

I hope so because she is still one of the consistent pse performers in my view, and they are becoming a rarer breed these days.

[steventft]

Thanks for the review and comments - I'm adding her to the hotlist and bumping up the priority! Not into the skinny waif thing. No idea when I will be lucky enough to post a review.

[Bond]

Thanks for reviving the thread and the memories it provoked!

I think that Kasia (HSG) was the first girl I reviewed on here when I saw her five years ago. I remember that she had the radio on during our first encounter on a Saturday afternoon and that's where I heard that Jeremy Corbyn had won the Labour leadership election! For years, every time I saw him on TV reminded me of her!

I saw her twice in a short period of time, and although she carried a bit too much weight for my taste she could get away with it because she was so good and had a pretty face.

I still have her in my B list but as time passed I got the impression from other reviewers that she had put on more weight so I became less keen to see her.

[HSGWG26]

 Hello all friends clients punters Just giving you an update I have now returned to Poland where I had a lovely baby in December thank you for all the money and give me over the years it has brought me a lovely place here so from now on I will  be keeping my legs closed and  The only one sucking on my titties will be my baby I will be keeping A W  Open until Covid is over and I will be selling it on  to one of my Polish friends keep her happy as you kept me happy  Xxx

[DaVINCI]

Hello all friends clients punters Just giving you an update I have now returned to Poland where I had a lovely baby in December thank you for all the money and give me over the years it has brought me a lovely place here so from now on I will  be keeping my legs closed and  The only one sucking on my titties will be my baby I will be keeping A W  Open until Covid is over and I will be selling it on  to one of my Polish friends keep her happy as you kept me happy  Xxx

Thanks for the update  pity we couldn’t get a meeting arranged, anyway l wish you well.

[Decadent Hobby]

Hello all friends clients punters Just giving you an update I have now returned to Poland where I had a lovely baby in December thank you for all the money and give me over the years it has brought me a lovely place here so from now on I will  be keeping my legs closed and  The only one sucking on my titties will be my baby I will be keeping A W  Open until Covid is over and I will be selling it on  to one of my Polish friends keep her happy as you kept me happy  Xxx

Congratulations Kasia and best of luck for the future.

[el-fei]

Damn, that's one of the greats gone! Congratulations Kasia x thanks for all the fun times!

[brutus]

Congratulations Kasia, all the best in this new chapter in your like.

I am sure a lot of us will miss you, but we are happy for you.

[king tarzan]

Congratulations Kasia and best of luck for the future.

👍👏

[Hotshots76]

KASIA!!! Awesome news!!!
We are most happy for you, I hope the woman taking over your profile has been chosen wisely.

All the best, the one you call "Mr happy"

[Haderach]

Hello all friends clients punters Just giving you an update I have now returned to Poland where I had a lovely baby in December thank you for all the money and give me over the years it has brought me a lovely place here so from now on I will  be keeping my legs closed and  The only one sucking on my titties will be my baby I will be keeping A W  Open until Covid is over and I will be selling it on  to one of my Polish friends keep her happy as you kept me happy  Xxx

Fair enough and good luck but selling the profile on to another escort is basically deceiving punters. Surely a better, more honest thing to do would be just to delete it.

[mightymunce]

Fair enough and good luck but selling the profile on to another escort is basically deceiving punters. Surely a better, more honest thing to do would be just to delete it.

Plus 1. Totally agree with that.

[king tarzan]

Fair enough and good luck but selling the profile on to another escort is basically deceiving punters. Surely a better, more honest thing to do would be just to delete it.

Accurate as a Maradona free kick from outside the penalty box ( RIP)

[Malvolio]

Fair enough and good luck but selling the profile on to another escort is basically deceiving punters. Surely a better, more honest thing to do would be just to delete it.

It's also a few hundred zlotys towards the retirement fund - and she has just told everyone the profile is being sold on.

[Haderach]

It's also a few hundred zlotys towards the retirement fund - and she has just told everyone the profile is being sold on.

Indeed, hopefully punters will cross reference on here first and see it will be a fake profile. I would sure as hell not book someone who has purchased an established profile off a retired escort.

[Fu-Qin Boi-Ling]

Indeed, hopefully punters will cross reference on here first and see it will be a fake profile. I would sure as hell not book someone who has purchased an established profile off a retired escort.

tbh even if she didnt say anything we would of found out regardless if she passed it on to another WG

[bedhedred]

I have the most awful feeling that I might have visited her many years ago and she answered the door with her hair all wet from the shower. She seemed a bit surprised and irritated to see me even though I got the come ahead text. So I decided to walk away because I wasn't getting the welcome vibe. It was so long ago. I'm thinking 2015.

I'm not going through every review but is there a face pic?

Since then, I've learned that Poles can project cold, but it does not always mean that you're guaranteed a shit time.

[Bangman]

Wow. I'm glad I revived this thread. Good to hear from you Kasia. You were a amazing fuck. I still recall those 3 visits I had. 4 pops in 1 hour, you took all my energy in that hour. Unlucky for us punters, a great wg gone.
All the best to you.

[Tonypin]

 Hi   Visited  Kasia  two or three times last time a few days before Christmas 2019  called as usual I was told to come up hiding behind the door she’s put a few pounds on since last time I saw her property is 16 now exchange paperwork she said do you wanna shower  had shower came out she was in the small kitchen she said she was sorry but she need  A pick me up she had white powder just inside her little nose she said she been doing back-to-back the last two or three days and one all nighter she said she needs the money for Christmas I wasn’t happy but she and I was there  I thought we might go get on she had a black  wrap on nothing else except for her butt  plug inserted we got on the bed  played for awhile but I could see she wasn’t all there kept on yawning and kept saying sorry not surprised she’s retired I think she’s passed  her sell  by date have not found a nice Polish girl just around the corner