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Jagdeep_S

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Basic Details:

Date: Monday 26/03/2018
Location of Outcall: Hotel
Price of Outcall: £200/hour
Arranged Duration: 1 hour
Service Requested: Normal GFE
Ended up paying: £300 for 35 minutes
Comms: good; prompt; arranged by text followed by phonecall.
AW Name and Link: xxANAxx External Link/Members Only


Intro:
First of all this happened back in March, but even so it still plays on my mind from time to time and none of it really makes sense. Sorry not entirely sure if its allowed for me as a first time poster to submit a review without introducing  myself – but I hope its ok. UKP is not new to me and I come on here from time to time to check out reviews but non-members can’t do a username search so I just browse. Not sure if the escort in question has been reviewed before.

Update:
Sorry, I copied the link off her profile back in April but seems she's no longer active on Adultwork. Hopefully the review will still prove helpful if she returns to work in the future.

Background to meet:
So 3 weeks ago I stayed overnight at a hotel due to a work conference really early next morning at the O2. As it started so early I couldn’t be asked to commute from the suburbs so just booked a hotel. Not having punted for a while I decided that evening to seek out a hot bod Hungarian or Polish. I got browsing AW and noticed how pretty thin on the ground it is or EE these days but nonetheless I found xxANAxx a Hungarian who I’d never seen before.  So I texted her around 7pm for a meeting at 10pm, well before the 2 hours notice she requested on her profile.  She texted back saying she was off to the gym but would make it for 10pm so no problems there…

About Me:
Now you may be scratching your head at why I’m including info about my background in a review about an escort, but it will soon become clear (in the strangest way possible I must add). I’m just a regular UK Indian guy, Essex born-and-bred, working in IT. More importantly, I need to clarify that I rarely follow the news: I’m into music, movies, food, but the very mention of news makes me switch off. 

The Meeting:
Fast forward to the evening and Ana shows up as but closer to 11pm rather than 10 as arranged. I wasn’t too fussed though as I was just lounging in my hotel room not doing much. But as soon as she walked through the door it immediately struck me how worn out she looked for her stated age (28). More importantly she seemed disinterested and quite distant, and for a good 5 mins just slumped at the end of my bed messing around with her phone while I went to the loo. She was also uncommunicative, not in a rude way but just extremely quiet, and very soon I was beginning to wonder if this girl even wanted to be in this line of work in the first place. My mind raced to visions of that dreaded ‘T’ word (trafficked, that is). Nevertheless she reluctantly started to strip, having not said a word about paperwork, and so I got on with it as well. We both got under the sheets and started to kiss and feel each other. This went on about 5-10 minutes and very quick I got a hardon simply by being under the same bedsheets as her (FAF even with a tired-looking face). Then she got on top and I was anticipating she was about to ride cowgirl but instead pinned me down quite forcefully and asked “if we could stop?”

I thought she’d suddenly remembered the paperwork and was about to remind me. But then after a brief hesitation she said “I want to share a secret…”

Errr Ohhh-kay I thought…. But I went along with it thinking it was probably some sort of impromptu RP bollocks she probably followed in all her meetings so I just smiled back and said ok…

At this point, however, things became really weird, I mean, really really weird…

I looked at her and she seemed upset about something and this made me feel uneasy as well. My immediate gut reaction was that she was about to confide in me that someone was forcing her in this line of work…

But what she eventually ‘confided’ (if that’s the word) was totally unrelated to her job or anything we’d said up to that point which was admittedly not a lot anyway…

She looked at me straight in the eyes and said “Some people survived MA370...”

Errrmmmmm…

Wtf…???

:dash:

I had absolutely zero idea what she was on about. My immediate assumption was she was talking about some natural disaster, like I said I rarely follow the news. But in my head I was also thinking why the fuck are you wasting my fucking time with this nonsense

But then the penny dropped...

I remembered my fuckin wallet on the bedside cabinet with all my fucking CC’s and £1,000 in cash as well as a fucking HMRC letter with all my personal details on it, and I became paranoid, really, really paranoid, utterly convincing myself she had seen these while I'd absentmindedly left them when going for a leak. In fact And I felt sick to the pit of my stomach.

While I was this nightmarish stupor, next thing she grabbed her phone while still on top of me… and I was expecting to hear the shutter sound instantly – a dumb fuckin mug punter with a terrified face blackmailed into giving away a thousand quid

:scare:

Luckily that didn’t happen, but what did actually happen was far, far weirder…

Instead she proceeded to show me what I can only describe as an extremely disturbing and bizarre photo of a flight crew and passengers (?) all terrified and huddled together in a darkened room flanked by two burly masked males in military uniform (???) Without saying a word she zoomed in to one of the flight crew in a blood-stained white shirt (the captain maybe?) who seemed like a bald brown middle-aged man which was just a little disconcerting due to his resemblance to me. She was about to started swiping to show more pictures but I stopped her.

At this she went berserk and started ranting that I’m a thick cunt and didn’t understand any of it (what the bloody hell was I supposed to understand?! ) It got a bit heated and I told her in colourful terms that what I knew was this was some sort of scam attempt and I was not gonna fall for it like some mug...

But faced with an unpredictable situation I had to control my anger and prevent this descending into some kind of slanging match: maybe this was her plan from the get-go. The thought of my face getting knocked in by a pimp, being robbed of money and info, missing the work conference, then to top it all off, having to lie to my wife about what happened was enough to shut me up. I decided to pre-empt any further trouble by handing over £300 and politely asking her to leave. I said it was getting late (11.30pm by now) and I had to wake up early next morning.

She took the money but stilll trying desperately to get a reaction out of me she made an offensive remark about how I was obviously too thick to comprehend anything she’d shown me (?!) but I didn’t take the bait and she eventually left.

After she shut the door I was thanking my lucky stars for the close shave considering what might have transpired. A little later around 12am I went down to the lobby to check she’d gone. However I remained jittery the whole night as I didn’t know if she’d return few hours later with some large Hungarian pimp demanding more money. Luckily that didn’t happen but this whole affair has left me shaken and put me off outcalls and EE escorts.

What the hell was it all about I don’t have the foggiest. She seemed intent on showing me that damn photo. Why? I don’t know, your guess is as good as mine! Have others experienced the same level of strangeness from this escort? Was it all an act? Did she just take her chances after noticing my wallet? I’ve replayed these questions in my mind on a loop but I still have no answers.Part of me thinks it was at the very least an attempt to kill some time, but if it was a scam why did she not just take a pic while on top of me and demand the £1,000?

Its all very bizarre! My apologies if this review has been long. I just wanted to provide as much detail as possible to help others potentially avoid the same trap.

Thanks,

Jagdeep

Offline Feeling Hopefull

Would not a simple search of her AW number have pulled up all the negative reviews of her on here? she is a nut job!

Offline Yankee21

Unsurprisingly, profile is no longer up.

WHG

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Mate, I know you’ve probably already asked yourself this question but.....
What on earth were you thinking leaving your wallet and all of your details on the bedside table, unattended?!?  :dash:
It seems like you had plenty of time to prepare for her. One of the biggest rule of punting is: protect your identity.
It seems you haven’t learnt your lesson either. From your review, we know that your name is Jagdeep and you work in IT. That may not narrow the field to the extent of pinpointing you but, why take the risk?

Offline Wozel

Dude you really need to check before you buy. Just by checking her reviews you can tell she’s a nutcase and thank your lucky stars. I’m quite sure this is a scam, she didn’t fuck and took the money. Possibly both a scam and a nutcase. You live and learn.


Offline RAJEC

Or maybe she saw you coming and that is her method to fuck you without fucking you  :unknown:

Offline Honestperv

Wait a minute.

So you're telling me she started showing you some weird pictures, but didn't actually threaten you or even ask you for any money.

And then instead of getting an explanation, you get more money than the price you had agreed on, and give it to her to get her to leave?

You must be mental. I'm no tough guy but I would at least figured out what the hell was going on.

For all you know she was gonna say "I just had the guy in this photo as a client, turns out he isn't dead after all".

Offline magnetico

You'd better not do outcalls at all, too many things could go wrong, especially with your mistakes of leaving your shit around, booking unknown girls, and obviously paying £300 for nothing.

But I enjoyed your story, thanks for posting it !  :hi:

Offline thumbspot

In fairness in the heat or paranoia of the moment I’d be equally keen to get shot of a nut job from my hotel room. You are largely safe then if they return to not answer the door and call the front desk.

Offline ralhar

oh mate... that was awesome...

people are going criticise you... some are going to call bullshit... some will dismiss you as a sucker...

either way, what ever the call... that is an excellent bit of punt noir...

the background, the preamble, the setting... then that fucking massive and totally unforeseeable punch line:

She looked at me straight in the eyes and said “Some people survived MA370...”

Fucking LOL and LOL again...

That has got to be the best reason for a neg review ever. up until then i couldn't decide if it was going to be a fake review or a troll or some kind of anti climax...

You are fucking punter of the month in my book... the fact that it freaked you out so badly and your still shaken fucking cracks me up even more... then the way you panicked and paid her... and the fucking ridiculous security breach with the wallet on the side... all that stuff about thinking she's going to take your picture...

fucking awesome review mate.

I think this is real and true... and if it isn't... you're a story telling genius so I don't mind anyway.





« Last Edit: May 16, 2018, 08:32:31 pm by ralhar »

DylanPerry

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This WG is a complete nutcase lol. Next lad to punt her needs to call Samaritans just before she arrives and have them get someone to pick her up.

Shame as her body is exquisite. Seems her face is washed up now anyway.
It took this review for me to finally take her off my hotlist lol. Call me stubborn 😂

Offline ralhar

but maybe they really are still being held hostage? after all this time... can you imagine... I think she has a point.

Offline Prince

Very intriguing, considering MA370 is one of the biggest mysteries of the century. Wish I could see those pictures.

Hugely entertaining description.  :hi:

P

Offline RAJEC

I call bullshit. Words just in that everyone survived MA 370.

It was MH 370 they couldn’t find.

Offline pewpewpew

Well some of us punt for new experiences but shit. If this was a film you would have whipped out your phone and pulled up the same photo, but she would be in the picture as one of 5he flight attendants. See how she reacts to that  :rose:

holland

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I wish i had time to read reviews this long

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Offline Skyjuice1000

I tell you what your description of events was second to none brilliant I must say I laughed not at yo mate well only a little but more with you.
The only thing worse than having a crazy prossie in your hotel room is having one in your house!!!

Offline JuniorWashington09

Welcome to the club, seems you met her five days after my meet with her ,https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=190406.125
Im not the only one who noticed the spaced out look on her face. You without a shadow of a doubt dodged  bullet and then some, the ***** is a complete cracked pot, and  god knows what she is capable of. Its a sham you didnt post this sooner

I expect when and if she reads  this, you will get  a text from her , to a link about Stalking  :wacko:
And you were spot on, about her coming back, External Link/Members Only

Offline West London Guy


She looked at me straight in the eyes and said “Some people survived MA370...”

Absolutely lost it here, don't even care if it's true or not  :lol:

Offline AllenTheMan

This review is another level...

Conspiracy theory punting, I could get in to this. Man never walked on the moon and a blowjob!

Offline dubhcarr

not sure what to make of this OP.............your one and only post???............she looks well healed from Mr Sinz photos..........strange......

Offline dubhcarr

must say just read the other reviews.............strange.........

Offline HighlyMotivated

Am I missing something? Why does her statement about MA370 suggest that she went through your wallet?  :unknown:

Either way I think we need to hear from Stapler on this one  :sarcastic:

Offline neilk1

Banned reason: Waste of space
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Offline bhudda

Am I missing something? Why does her statement about MA370 suggest that she went through your wallet?  :unknown:

Either way I think we need to hear from Stapler on this one  :sarcastic:

I had already concluded before I read your post that she must be Stapler's sister

Offline Prince

Welcome to the club, seems you met her five days after my meet with her ,https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=190406.125
Im not the only one who noticed the spaced out look on her face. You without a shadow of a doubt dodged  bullet and then some, the ***** is a complete cracked pot, and  god knows what she is capable of. Its a sham you didnt post this sooner

I expect when and if she reads  this, you will get  a text from her , to a link about Stalking  :wacko:
And you were spot on, about her coming back, External Link/Members Only

Is this crazy ANA?

Offline wtfness

Am I missing something? Why does her statement about MA370 suggest that she went through your wallet?  :unknown:

Either way I think we need to hear from Stapler on this one  :sarcastic:

OP freaked out and handed over 300 quid just so he could get her leave. Easiest money ever earned?

DylanPerry

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OP freaked out and handed over 300 quid just so he could get her leave. Easiest money ever earned?

Lol I was wondering at a point whether the SP is doing this as an intentional scam to freak out punters and get them to pay her to fuck off...but no, I actually think she's a genuine nutcase.

Offline russiandynamo

A part of me wants to book her to see if she can get any weirder. Then I can write a first and most entertaining review on her for everyone

Offline RAJEC

A part of me wants to book her to see if she can get any weirder. Then I can write a first and most entertaining review on her for everyone

A part of me thinks you’re a bit of a dick head that just likes to seek attention.

Are you crazy ana?

Offline russiandynamo

A part of me thinks you’re a bit of a dick head that just likes to seek attention.

10 posts in two years, no I'm not seeking attention.

No I am not Ana

Are you crazy ana?

JayxZ

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Man, You got one in the lifetime opportunity  to Solve MH370 case and didn't take any notes or ask for those photos?
Btw, maybe you ordered accidentally some 007 Role play scenario?

Jagdeep_S

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JuniorWashington09:

Hey thanks bud, I’ll take a look at that link! [cheers]


Shinz:

You may very well be right, but that’s probably more down to me and my inaccurate recollection of her exact words rather than her. She indeed may have said MH370 instead of MA, or even MAS, in all honestly I wasn’t really giving her words my full attention. As you can imagine I was simply bricking it for 30 minutes with a hundred terrifying thoughts racing through my head including getting beaten to a pulp by some Hungarian heavy and being found by my wife… so my overriding priority was getting out of it unscathed.

Guys:

Thanks for the replies and taking your time to read my review – ultimately its there to help which is why I’ve provided as much detail as I can remember, even though if that means it ends up being a bit too long. Secondly, I will try my best to respond to everyone individually, but I'm in a tight spot at the moment only getting a chance to read through your replies and respond during a quiet period at work, can’t do so at home cos wifey and kids are always around. Part of the reason it took 2 months to post this in the first place.

Offline dwightschrute

“I want to share a secret…”

“Some people survived MA370...”

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline RAJEC

Shinz:

You may very well be right, but that’s probably more down to me and my inaccurate recollection of her exact words rather than her. She indeed may have said MH370 instead of MA, or even MAS, in all honestly I wasn’t really giving her words my full attention. As you can imagine I was simply bricking it for 30 minutes with a hundred terrifying thoughts racing through my head including getting beaten to a pulp by some Hungarian heavy and being found by my wife… so my overriding priority was getting out of it unscathed.



- - Fair play mate. It’s a pressure situation with a lot on the line. The upside is that you handled it well and should be equipped to manage similar situations in the future (obviously hoping they don’t arise).

And my comment in all seriousness now, perhaps she preys on this reaction from punters to make the money without giving up the honey.

Good luck for the future and hope it’s safe and enjoyable  :thumbsup:

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Offline RAJEC

her profile has gone

Possibly kidnapped by the same people that did MA 370  :unknown:

Offline pewpewpew

I'm in a tight spot at the moment only getting a chance to read through your replies and respond during a quiet period at work, can’t do so at home cos wifey and kids are always around.
That's what the shitter is for


Offline Strikar

 :lol:

This is a crack up

Looks like I dodged a bullet with this one as I booked her once to come to my place, she got pissed off when I wanted to meet her at the tube station (to judge scam/crazy) and cancelled.

Offline JonasG

Her two stories with Jagdeep and Junior are mental.

Great storytelling by both I will say lol.

Really set the scene.

Offline magnetico

Has anyone managed to find online the picture that could have shown to Jagdeep ?

I did some research and couldn't find anything like this !

Offline Marlo_Stanfield

What an absolute nut job! Sorry you had to go through that mate.

Offline Brazilian Martian

MUG

Says the guy with no reviews who has been a member since 2015 that's rich :D

Offline downepunter

Sorry to hear your experience mate. While no where close to your experience I have had a minger visit me on outcall and like a mug I paid to get rid of her. Hopefully will get better at weeding out the wrong ones with experience.


Offline twatsalot

dude what a story! yeah i think you should avoid punting for a little bit, your a man of IT and internet, do you background searches dude, we all do it. Either way in any situation you dont feel comfortable get up, tell them to leave. Throw a few notes at them and kick them out the room. Theres been plenty of times ive got myself into a shit punt and told them i will shut their operation down and demanded refunds.

Offline pewpewpew

dude what a story! yeah i think you should avoid punting for a little bit, your a man of IT and internet, do you background searches dude, we all do it. Either way in any situation you dont feel comfortable get up, tell them to leave. Throw a few notes at them and kick them out the room. Theres been plenty of times ive got myself into a shit punt and told them i will shut their operation down and demanded refunds.
Thanks for warning us of all these beauties