River Thai Glasgow

[audirs4]

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£90 for ‘body to body’ 1hr

Coms - Fine, she answered phone, struggled to understand me but got their in the end.

Location - Fine, near crossmyloof station. Tenement flat. Massage was on a bed which was why I decided to negotiate body to body. Prefer a massage table tbh.

Looks - 5/10 Old wee Thai lady. Nice body in her clothes, a bit soft with them off. Tiny woman about 45 with a c cup and shapely legs but flatish arse. Her pussy was an inny but pretty much off limits.

Service - Good massage but the bed ruined it. The body to body was a waste of money. Ended up getting a furious HJ to finish, she did try hard but I wasn’t really turned on by her. She doesn’t like soft touching, only hard touching i.e don’t stroke her just place your hand on a part and leave it there.

Wouldn’t go back.

[Jock D]

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Looks - 5/10 Old wee Thai lady.

  Seriously?...I know we all have different tastes, but come on. Generally speaking, I'm quite a fussy bastard...but as I stated in my review, I found her a really attractive Thai milf.

[Glesgaboy]

I have seen River twice.
Both for btb 30 mins for 60.
I would concur. Hot 45 yo milf.
But she is poor on btb. It’s best on a bed not the massage table she uses.
The HE was good as she took instructions on slowing down etc.
But limited touching. I barely managed a smelly finger ( to quote kevin Bridges lol)

Cure Nd good for massage and HE at £40 hh

[audirs4]

She wasn’t hot at 20, never mind 45.

[audirs4]

Seriously?...I know we all have different tastes, but come on. Generally speaking, I'm quite a fussy bastard...but as I stated in my review, I found her a really attractive Thai milf.

Sorry Jock, your not fussy. She wouldn’t get a job on a dog kebab stall in Thailand never mind a massage parlour. I’ve been over there a lot and she’s not even average. We are starved for good Asian lady’s here. They all seem to want to come over when your in Thailand but don’t see many good ones here.

[Glesgaboy]

Fair point.
The lack of good supply has caused me to drop my standards/ expectations too ...🙄

[chinafan]

I can confirm that there's actually TWO women answering this ad.

The one I had dyed blonde hair, was short and a bit dumpy with a fairly unimpressive figure and said her name was Malee and that it was her "sister" I'd spoken to on the phone  but that she was "busy".

I ended up paying £60 for BTB, she insisted I massage her, pussy was off limits, but she did fondle me as I rubbed her back, then she flipped over for some hand relief, but I took over for the finish.

I wouldn't return.