Author Topic: Noi - Kirkliston (Read 4989 times)

audirs4 · « **on:** May 15, 2018, 07:28:12 pm »

First review but ive been using the resources here a while so will follow the ones I find best.

COMS - Excellent and straight to the point.

LOCATION - 10/10 Nice flat in a small village, easy to find. Seems to be her own home and is spotless. Nice bathroom for a shower. I also did a dump and she had decent bog roll.

LOOKS - 7/10 Noi is sexy and good looking for her age, which id say is early 40s. Fake tits put me off a bit but thats just me.

SERVICE - 8/10 She knows how to do a massage and also suck a boaby. Was happy. Chatty before and after. Felt at ease.

I dont want to post price as I dont want it to change, good VFM I would say.

Cheers.

David1970 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2018, 07:47:34 pm »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 15, 2018, 07:28:12 pm

First review but ive been using the resources here a while so will follow the ones I find best.

COMS - Excellent and straight to the point.

LOCATION - 10/10 Nice flat in a small village, easy to find. Seems to be her own home and is spotless. Nice bathroom for a shower. I also did a dump and she had decent bog roll.

LOOKS - 7/10 Noi is sexy and good looking for her age, which id say is early 40s. Fake tits put me off a bit but thats just me.

SERVICE - 8/10 She knows how to do a massage and also suck a boaby. Was happy. Chatty before and after. Felt at ease.

I dont want to post price as I dont want it to change, good VFM I would say.

Cheers.

Thanks for your first review
Can you post a link and give more detail of the action.

Thanks

Goldfinch · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2018, 07:47:35 pm »

Vivastreet and gumtree ads seem to of expired-but found this:

External Link/Members Only

Name Not Found · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2018, 07:47:36 pm »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 15, 2018, 07:28:12 pm

First review but ive been using the resources here a while

I dont want to post price as I dont want it to change, good VFM I would say.

Sorry mate, but it doesn't look like you've learned much about writing a review from your extensive use of the site. I'd suggest you should check the FAQ. A link, a little more detail, and the price would be helpful to others

Forthports · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2018, 08:56:47 pm »

I know it’s £70 for a massage and hand job and £120 for full service because I’ve asked but maybe there’s an in between price for finishing with a blow job and letting you take a shit?

Clattypats · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2018, 10:44:12 pm »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 15, 2018, 07:28:12 pm

I dont want to post price as I dont want it to change, good VFM I would say.

Cheers.

What a shit statement

...You've just reviewed...Did you ever think she may just change her prices because of that

..Chances are she probably won't, as you're not that important in the big scheme of things...Mind that big head of yours fits under the door! ...

Uncle Buck · « **Reply #6 on:** May 16, 2018, 12:40:51 am »

Quote from: Clattypats on May 15, 2018, 10:44:12 pm

What a shit statement ...

+1

UB

audirs4 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2018, 08:05:17 am »

Quote from: Clattypats on May 15, 2018, 10:44:12 pm

What a shit statement ...You've just reviewed...Did you ever think she may just change her prices because of that ..Chances are she probably won't, as you're not that important in the big scheme of things...Mind that big head of yours fits under the door! ...

What a sad excuse for a man. I simply negotiated a price which i was happy with. That’s all. Surely if you fancy a go with her you can go and do the same? Without crying.

audirs4 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 16, 2018, 08:06:22 am »

Quote from: David1970 on May 15, 2018, 07:47:34 pm

Thanks for your first review
Can you post a link and give more detail of the action.

Thanks

I couldn’t find a link, was passed the number by a pal. Sorry.

Name Not Found · « **Reply #9 on:** May 16, 2018, 09:24:05 am »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 16, 2018, 08:05:17 am

What a sad excuse for a man. I simply negotiated a price which i was happy with. That’s all. Surely if you fancy a go with her you can go and do the same? Without crying.

The point of this site is to give information to other Punters to help them make decisions about who they see. Cost is a major factor for most punters. If you don't tell people how much you paid for the services you received, how can anyone decide if its worth their while?

Matrix · « **Reply #10 on:** May 16, 2018, 11:32:00 am »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 16, 2018, 08:05:17 am

What a sad excuse for a man.

Rich coming from someone who can barely write.

audirs4 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 16, 2018, 11:39:28 am »

Don’t you mean type?

audirs4 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 16, 2018, 11:50:03 am »

I’m not getting drawn into your sad no lives. I’m reviewing for the sake of the decent punters on the site whose reviews have helped me. Please refrain from insults, it’s childish and pointless. Thanks

Matrix · « **Reply #13 on:** May 16, 2018, 11:55:31 am »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 16, 2018, 11:50:03 am

I’m not getting drawn into your sad no lives. I’m reviewing for the sake of the decent punters on the site whose reviews have helped me. Please refrain from insults, it’s childish and pointless. Thanks

That's fucking rich considering what you posted. I saw it and so can admin, Genius.

audirs4 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 16, 2018, 12:01:18 pm »

Quote from: Matrix on May 16, 2018, 11:55:31 am

That's fucking rich considering what you posted. I saw it and so can admin, Genius.

By god your a sad boy. I’ve posted 8 reviews this morning and all you can do is try and incite trouble then run to ‘admin’. Have a look at yourself man.

Matrix · « **Reply #15 on:** May 16, 2018, 12:05:39 pm »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 16, 2018, 12:01:18 pm

By god your a sad boy. I’ve posted 8 reviews this morning and all you can do is try and incite trouble then run to ‘admin’. Have a look at yourself man.

Time to take your own advice, Chump. You're clearly in need of a brush up on site rules.

Good luck with having anyone take you seriously.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0

audirs4 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 16, 2018, 12:06:39 pm »

Quote from: Matrix on May 16, 2018, 12:05:39 pm

Time to take your own advice, Chump. You're clearly in need of a brush up on site rules.

Good luck with having anyone take you seriously.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1.0

Grow up.

Matrix · « **Reply #17 on:** May 16, 2018, 12:07:38 pm »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 16, 2018, 12:06:39 pm

Grow up.

You've got me!!!

audirs4 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 16, 2018, 12:08:27 pm »

I got massage OWO for £70, she wanted a ton.

audirs4 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 16, 2018, 12:09:19 pm »

Quote from: Matrix on May 16, 2018, 12:07:38 pm

You've got me!!!

I don’t want to exchange insults with a nobody. Or even a somebody. Just bores me.

audirs4 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 16, 2018, 12:10:41 pm »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 15, 2018, 07:28:12 pm

First review but ive been using the resources here a while so will follow the ones I find best.

COMS - Excellent and straight to the point.

LOCATION - 10/10 Nice flat in a small village, easy to find. Seems to be her own home and is spotless. Nice bathroom for a shower. I also did a dump and she had decent bog roll.

LOOKS - 7/10 Noi is sexy and good looking for her age, which id say is early 40s. Fake tits put me off a bit but thats just me.

SERVICE - 8/10 She knows how to do a massage and also suck a boaby. Was happy. Chatty before and after. Felt at ease.

Edit : Massage OWO for £70

Cheers.

Matrix · « **Reply #21 on:** May 16, 2018, 12:13:17 pm »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 16, 2018, 12:08:27 pm

I got massage OWO for £70, she wanted a ton.

No wonder you kept quiet. Last of the bargain hunters.

Jock D · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2018, 09:04:57 am »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 16, 2018, 12:08:27 pm

I got massage OWO for £70, she wanted a ton.

By not revealing this info in your review...you're going against the whole ethos of the sight. At £100, she's overcharging/chancing it...the fact that you got her down to a more realistic £70 tells it's own story. For example, I would not be remotely interested @ £100...but at £70...I might be.

I've stated numerous times in the massage thread...that we punters are getting ripped off, and need to haggle more to get realistic prices. Finally, it's naive to think she is giving you a 'secret' price that's only for you...because your special.

audirs4 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2018, 09:32:05 am »

Lol fair enough, Jock, haggle away, just like I did and you might one day feel ‘special’ too. All my other reviews have the price stated as there was no haggling involved. Fuck all special about it.

Clattypats · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2018, 11:08:15 am »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 16, 2018, 08:05:17 am

What a sad excuse for a man. I simply negotiated a price which i was happy with. That’s all. Surely if you fancy a go with her you can go and do the same? Without crying.

you're the one that's bubbling about the "bad men"

on this site...

I don't need to add anymore to my original comment in this thread...So you grow up...and dry yer eyes...

chinafan · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2018, 11:35:33 am »

Who takes a shit in a prossies bathroom?

Clattypats · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2018, 11:55:49 am »

Quote from: chinafan on May 17, 2018, 11:35:33 am

Who takes a shit in a prossies bathroom?

Like his guts...The OP sounds a bit off to me

...hmmmm...

chinafan · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2018, 12:08:14 pm »

Quote from: Clattypats on May 17, 2018, 11:55:49 am

Like his guts...The OP sounds a bit off to me ...hmmmm...

Perhaps, but taking the time to drop a log on a punt is....weird...

Jock D · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2018, 04:18:47 pm »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 17, 2018, 09:32:05 am

Lol fair enough, Jock, haggle away, just like I did and you might one day feel ‘special’ too. All my other reviews have the price stated as there was no haggling involved. Fuck all special about it.

So, why didn't you state the price then?...Contradicting yourself now.

pingug · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2018, 06:48:44 pm »

Quote from: chinafan on May 17, 2018, 11:35:33 am

Who takes a shit in a prossies bathroom?

And then tells us about it

Goldfinch · « **Reply #30 on:** May 18, 2018, 09:48:51 am »

Quote from: Clattypats on May 17, 2018, 11:55:49 am

Like his guts...The OP sounds a bit off to me ...hmmmm...

audirs4 · « **Reply #31 on:** May 18, 2018, 04:19:16 pm »

I live over an hour away from Kirkliston. After the massage I went for a shower and at that time decided to do a shite. Hope that satisfies your curiosity

Poopster · « **Reply #32 on:** May 18, 2018, 04:23:03 pm »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 18, 2018, 04:19:16 pm

I live over an hour away from Kirkliston. After the massage I went for a shower and at that time decided to do a shite. Hope that satisfies your curiosity

Important detail: did you shower or shit first?

Courtney · « **Reply #33 on:** May 18, 2018, 07:00:57 pm »

Quote from: audirs4 on May 15, 2018, 07:28:12 pm

I also did a dump and she had decent bog roll.

Quote from: audirs4 on May 18, 2018, 04:19:16 pm

After the massage I went for a shower and at that time decided to do a shite.

...this is just weird ...and a first. ....don’t think I’ve ever seen that mentioned in a review before.

audirs4 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 19, 2018, 12:15:39 am »

My point being her bathroom was spotless, comfortable and well equipped enough that I was fine with laying a cable there. I hate crap bog roll. This lady's house is mint, nothing like the usual tips that am feart to take m shoes off in. Apologies if it was too graphic

audirs4 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 19, 2018, 10:34:40 am »

Quote from: Poopster on May 18, 2018, 04:23:03 pm

Important detail: did you shower or shit first?

Crap of course.

Matrix · « **Reply #36 on:** May 19, 2018, 02:15:50 pm »

It a shame this wee chap can't put the same level of detail regarding punting into his reviews as he does his anal exploits.

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