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Author Topic: trouble understanding the girl  (Read 2941 times)

Offline mrkent

i have been to a few escorts before (some English some not) but the is a certain girl i have visited multiple times an she is really gorgeous but her foreign accents is near impossible to understand, shes lovely and pretty thats why i keep going back but i was wondering does anyone have this problem where you have to ask her to repeat  herself during the time you have with her? and is it  problem for other people?

p.s this is my 1st post ive been reading the other posts and laughing my head off, you guys are funny! and helpfull too! so hi guys and girls :)

Offline Jeremy

Smells a bit fishy but I'll bite. Yes I have had trouble understanding the girl in the past and it can be annoying as fuck, especially when they claim to have 'good english' but just give you blank stares when you try to speak to them in sentences longer than three words. I'd rather know beforehand if I can communicate during a punt or not, as there is very different tone between being with a girl you can talk to and one you can't, and I'd like to know which kind to get in the mood for.

Offline mrkent

what do you mean smells a bit fishy?
thats exactly what i ment im glad someone else gets it, its just so much hard work when you have to explane something and seeing her struggling to form an English sentence is quite off putting and sad at times

Offline Jimmyredcab

what do you mean smells a bit fishy?


We have had an influx of Trolls recently, not suggesting you are one.    :hi:

Offline mrkent

oooh i see, lol nope im not a troll. promise!


Offline James999

is a certain girl i have visited multiple times an she is really gorgeous

What's her name / link  :hi:

Offline mrkent

her name is "ELLITE CLASS NO1" on adult work the was another one but shes deleted now, she was from poland and like Elliete she was touring in the south east, no offence if she sees this by the way shes a lovely girl


rpg, im not a troll i have literally just made this account today after being a guest and just looking at posts for a while, why is everyone thinking im a  troll??

Roland D Hay

My personal favourite is when you call and speak to a girl with perfect English. She tells you all about her services and agrees to see you only when you arrive you realise it's not the girl you spoke to and you're trying to communicate to some non English speaking EE girl that you'd agreed anal.  :angry:

Offline Jeremy

rpg, im not a troll i have literally just made this account today after being a guest and just looking at posts for a while, why is everyone thinking im a  troll??
If you have been reading recent posts you would know the answer to this surely.

Offline mrkent

i havnt been reading every post just the ones that catch my eye, the one where you find funny pictures on adult work and such

Offline Jeremy

Let me guess you are a youngish bloke, young enough to have grown up with the internet?

Because your posting style clearly says you are either that, or a woman. The former is fine but the latter sends up red flags as you are most likely a pro$$ie come to troll or tout.

Offline mrkent

im a 19 year old male... ive never had sex and got payed, i assumed it was allways men pretending to be women not women pretending to be men

all the girls I see are foreign and have great fun trying to understand them

Offline Kriss

I think Hungarians fuck pretty much the same way that we do :D In any case, they all seem to understand what I want to do with my hard cock, and where I want her to put her nice pair of tits. What's the prob?  :unknown:

Offline BristolP

what do you mean smells a bit fishy?

Are you from Bristol?

What made you choose your name?

I think it would be considered bad form to use the name of a major AW reviewer.

« Last Edit: November 20, 2013, 07:35:30 PM by BristolP »

Offline zatoichi

Can't understand their accents.I've forgotten,are we talking EE's or northerners??

Offline k

A useful phrase us English natives use quite often is "come again?"  If she is familiar with that then she will repeat herself.  If not then she might say "ok that will be an extra £50" or, if you're lucky she will stick her bum in the air for you.


Offline AnthG

Smells a bit fishy but I'll bite. Yes I have had trouble understanding the girl in the past and it can be annoying as fuck, especially when they claim to have 'good english' but just give you blank stares when you try to speak to them in sentences longer than three words.
To be honest this is one of the considerable worries I have too. But my worries are singularly on the actual booking mobile phone call. As if I get someone who I simply cannot understand using broken english and a very strong accent and that causes problems as prostitutes - especially foreign ones - have a habit of getting very angry on the phone if you say you cannot understand what they say.

And I don't relish the prospect of my number being shoved up on the likes of Saafe on the allegation that I am a timewaster just because some girl doesn't get someone who can speak better english to take her calls for her.

Offline PuntingPete

Are you from Bristol?

What made you choose your name?

I think it would be considered bad form to use the name of a major AW reviewer.

Quite, as there is already a member here with the name Mr Kent, the OP should be told to change his name

Offline Jimmyredcab



And I don't relish the prospect of my number being shoved up on the likes of Saafe on the allegation that I am a timewaster just because some girl doesn't get someone who can speak better english to take her calls for her.

Anth, mate, do me a favour, please.
Never be afraid of prostitutes, I hear that SIM cards are now free, you can always change your number.
You are the client, you are the King, never forget that.

Offline CBPaul

To be honest this is one of the considerable worries I have too. But my worries are singularly on the actual booking mobile phone call. As if I get someone who I simply cannot understand using broken english and a very strong accent and that causes problems as prostitutes - especially foreign ones - have a habit of getting very angry on the phone if you say you cannot understand what they say.

And I don't relish the prospect of my number being shoved up on the likes of Saafe on the allegation that I am a timewaster just because some girl doesn't get someone who can speak better english to take her calls for her.

I really wouldn't worry, if she can't speak enough English on the phone she's unlikely to go to the extent of posting on SAAFE etc. I know what you mean though, I get frustrated when they just say yes baby to everything, end the call with something like 'I'll call you when I can make it' and move on. It's still better than talking to a maid / pimp who speaks decent English and still says yes baby to everything where what they should be saying is not a fucking chance.

As Jimmy says, get a punting phone, very cheap these days and PAYG is disposable should you run into trouble.

Offline Jimmyredcab



As Jimmy says, get a punting phone, very cheap these days and PAYG is disposable should you run into trouble.

Asda have one for £5 called Alcatel, if your number gets revealed on Saafe simply buy another one.    :drinks:

Offline smiths

I think Hungarians fuck pretty much the same way that we do :D In any case, they all seem to understand what I want to do with my hard cock, and where I want her to put her nice pair of tits. What's the prob?  :unknown:

Indeed, its rarely a problem for me, i am not there to have an in-depth chat, i have yet to meet a good foreign WG who speaks little or no English who doesnt know what i want when i say i like kissing and OWO although i might need to say suck cock with no condom on.

The problem can come in when it transpires it wasnt the WG who had taken my phone call and this WG actually doesnt offer kissing and/or OWO. In which case i am off to my plan B.


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