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82 review(s) for englishrebecca121 (73 positive, 4 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Mr_Shins

englishrebecca121 is well known, as she posts on this site, as well as UKEscorting. Her Adultwork profile is:

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She has said a few times she plans to leave that site, so you may wish to note down her phone number (currently on Adultwork) in case she does.

Having come across her on this site and that one, she has been on my hotlist a long time. Even longer than when her name came up in discussion with a touring Welsh girl who I met that caused some controversy among some people here. The only real reason it took so long is that I am based in London and she hasn't visited London that much, or stayed long enough that I could get a chance to book her.

Thus I decided I would have to travel to Bristol to see her, and the best day to do that would be a bank holiday Monday, thus it was arranged for 7th May, and I actually arranged it one month in advance. She has a day job that includes bank holidays so it had to be 6:30pm and given I was making such a long trip, plus the fact I am into longer bookings, I decided to go for her special deal she has which is dinner plus fun, total 3.5 hours for just £300.

So I told her I would bring the food and asked if she had any special requirements to which she answered that she is vegetarian. Actually that made it easier for me, because of my own dietary restrictions and the fact she doesn't eat meat meant we could use her own plates and warm the food up without any problems for me.

I was told to park in College Street car park I found and cost £3 from 6pm to midnight. There may be local street parking that is less or even free at that time but not knowing the area it was easier to just use the car park. It was quite a hot bank holiday day so I decided the food should be some vegetarian strips plus falafel, that kind of thing easy to get hold of round here, some potato salad which I made myself, some salad bought from Tesco, avocado and some fruit for dessert. That suits also the fact she has low sugar tolerance due to her kidney issues.

She knew of my special fetish beforehand, having been familiar with me, but it isn't something she normally does. However she was willing to go along with it. I have often seen her photos with her wearing pink trainers and she wore them for me. She actually let me choose from her shoe cupboard.

So I arrived at her place and had a shower to start because I was hot from the long journey.

Now I have decided that I am really looking for 4 different aspects, and I will give a mark for each of those. A relatively low score in one aspect doesn't necessarily make it a bad review, but it gives a fair indication of what happened.

The first of those is attraction. How attractive did I find her:

Attraction: 10

Yes, she is a beautiful woman. I already knew that from the photos because she posts full body and full face photos of herself. She is fairly slim and she is fit. The whole time I was with her I just felt her beauty.

Personality: 10

For some people this works against her. There are different kinds of escorts and different kinds of meetings, and it is well known that Rebecca is very chatty,and for me that is an attraction and was a lot of the reason I went to see her. We had good conversation the whole time, and it felt like we were enjoying each other's company.

Sex: 5

I've seen reviews of others where the "sex was on fire" but the lack of other features made the review only negative or neutral. It may be partly my fault, the long journey beforehand or me simply being less horny on the day, but it took a long time to get hard and it wasn't a big "spill" at the end of it. She is gorgeous but I didn't think she felt that horny either. Maybe it wasn't a way she was used to. Or maybe my own poor performance had an impact. I hope this is something that will improve if we meet again (which I hope we will). It did happen - but had it been a 1 hr or 45 min booking it would not have happened in time.

Fetish activity: 7

As I mentioned, this isn't something she is used to doing. She played along with it, but at various times said she didn't really want to hurt me. I did get a few little marks to my shins as she kicked those a few times, and she also kicked my balls a bit. She is lovely and soft and fluffy and actually there's something I like about that. 7/10 is probably adequate, it doesn't have to be 10/10 every time and if it will get me going on the above, I'll be fine.

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Note: adding those 4 numbers together would give 32 but it isn't about a sum, it's about each aspect on its own.

A few other little things: She has 2 cats. She actually asked me if I'd like to take one of them :) comaminion at UKE would have liked it there... he may already be one of her regulars. While we were eating, one of them got up on the table, had a little sniff at the food, could obviously tell it was vegetarian and left it alone. She actually offered to let me stay overnight albeit it would have been in a spare room and I'd have had to get up very early. I was not able to do that but it sounds like a lovely idea.

She was also very nice to me after I left. I had to drive home to London late at night, and got home around 12:30am. I sent her a text message to say I got home. We crossed a few messages with each other afterwards which is nice, and she said she'll be in London again before Christmas. Actually she's there this week but that's a special private client booking... you see, she has some regulars who make long bookings with her because she's such good company. Some take her away on holiday with them. And I would love to do something like that too.

To summarise: This is an account of what happened on the day, how I found her when I went there. I hope this is a fair and balanced review.

vw

  • Guest
shocked for a gym freak what her kicks didn't mark you hard.   :D

Glad you had a good one .   :hi:

Offline Mr_Shins

She said something about not being able to do kick-boxing properly for medical reasons. Or maybe she wanted to minimise the actual pain. Maybe when she returns she'll be able to explain more fully on here.

vw

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She said something about not being able to do kick-boxing properly for medical reasons. Or maybe she wanted to minimise the actual pain. Maybe when she returns she'll be able to explain more fully on here.

she has mentioned back problems in the past on here, maybe that makes the kick weaker. 

bristolqwerty

  • Guest
Just 5 for sex, surely this is what she’s paid to do well?
Maybe the excessive chatting led to performance issues?
It’ll be like sitting a legal bar exam with someone in your ear for 2 days  :D
Glad you had a good time too.
In comparison I had a 2hr booking with NikkiChan after a cramped, hot, delayed, 5hr train journey at the end of a busy +60hr week. She seduced me, consequently there was very little chat to break the flow or reduce my performance.  I don’t think I could legitimately book ER knowing her “chattiness” as  it’ll lead to a poorer time I’m sure.  Maybe not the lady for me regardless of how attractive she looks to me too.
Thanks for your review all the same.  :hi:
« Last Edit: May 13, 2018, 03:09:01 pm by bristolqwerty »

Offline finn5555



She has said a few times she plans to leave that site, so you may wish to note down her phone number (currently on Adultwork) in case she does



She is always claiming to do things like retire or leave AW it’s pure bollocks  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I think the idea of earning minimum wage stacking shelves rather than good money swallowing the cum of every Tom Dick and Abdul keeps her here  :hi:

Offline ciderhead

For a moment I thought I logged onto a wrong website and instead of a escort review I was reading a review from come dine with me

asian1997

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For a moment I thought I logged onto a wrong website and instead of a escort review I was reading a review from come dine with me

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :D :D

Offline bfl

Am I reading this right? She asked you if you’d like to take one of her cats?  :timeout:

James999

  • Guest
Letting cats get up on the table and sniffing plates / food whilst you're eating is very poor hygiene, no surprise she often reports having the shits  :vomit:

asian1997

  • Guest
I hate cats so I would probably lose my mind if the fucker jumped on the table  :diablo:

James999

  • Guest
I hate cats so I would probably lose my mind if the fucker jumped on the table 

You could cook it  :music:


asian1997

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Offline Bangers and Gash

Letting cats get up on the table and sniffing plates / food whilst you're eating is very poor hygiene, no surprise she often reports having the shits  :vomit:

That'll be the ''fireworks shooting out my arse'' that was mentioned recently.  :D

Offline houseboot

For a moment I thought I logged onto a wrong website and instead of a escort review I was reading a review from come dine with me

I don't know about "Come Dine with Me" but I think I'd better order two extra large buckets of popcorn.

Offline Mr_Shins

Please remember that I went for the "dinner date" option which is under her offers: 2 hours of dinner and 90 mins of fun, which is why it was only £300 for 3.5 hrs, except we probably overran the "fun" a bit due to how long it took to reach its climax.

I guess a normal dinner date would mean taking her to a restaurant. That is however quite difficult for me with my own dietary restrictions and I think it also suited her and she had agreed to it anyway.

vw

  • Guest
Please remember that I went for the "dinner date" option which is under her offers: 2 hours of dinner and 90 mins of fun, which is why it was only £300 for 3.5 hrs, except we probably overran the "fun" a bit due to how long it took to reach its climax.

I guess a normal dinner date would mean taking her to a restaurant. That is however quite difficult for me with my own dietary restrictions and I think it also suited her and she had agreed to it anyway.

Well its nice and unique having a dinner date review, out if interest what are her table manners like, does she talk when eating, fast or slow eater?   :hi:

Offline hillingdonpete

Well its nice and unique having a dinner date review, out if interest what are her table manners like, does she talk when eating, fast or slow eater?   :hi:


 :D :lol:

James999

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Please remember that I went for the "dinner date" option

How many puddings did she eat, and did she eat yours  :unknown:

James999

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Well its nice and unique having a dinner date review, out if interest what are her table manners like, does she talk when eating, fast or slow eater?   

When feeding her do you have to keep your hand flat  :unknown:

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Offline finn5555

Did she have a weight watchers meal just in case swallowing your jizz took her over the 3000 calories mark  :unknown:

Offline Cunning Punt

For a moment I thought I logged onto a wrong website and instead of a escort review I was reading a review from come dine with me

 :lol:  :lol:  :hi:

My tea ended up on the screen after reading that. Best comment I've seen on UKP so far this year.


Offline Crackpot11

I wondered if the fetish was watching her eat? Not sure why you’d bring your own potato salad unless that is a euphemism?

Offline notcalledchris

I hate cats so I would probably lose my mind if the fucker jumped on the table  :diablo:
She is a Bristol institution.  I'd be keen to fuck her if it wasn't for the cats.   

Offline Yankinlondon

For a moment I thought I logged onto a wrong website and instead of a escort review I was reading a review from come dine with me

+1 FFS

OP, does her place smell of cats? Will she lock them away during punt? I really hate cats!

Offline Mr_Shins

I guess you'd have to ask her if she'll put the cats outside. I'm not sure what her arrangement is when she goes away, i.e. who looks after the cats.

Offline Bangers and Gash

The OP deserves a medal.  :thumbsup:

A dinner date based punt is a strange one, considering Rebecca is starting to resemble an inmate at Belsen.

Did she keep nipping to the toilet after each course? I only ask the question because I'm having a hard time fathoming how a skinny female can genuinely consume over 3000 calories per day - which is roughly the same intake as Mo Farah.  :rolleyes:


Offline Chatte Noir

If you had told her you were James 999 , VW or Finn she would have kicked you a lot lot harder .

vw

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If you had told her you were James 999 , VW or Finn she would have kicked you a lot lot harder .

 :hi: :hi: :hi:

what if he had told her that his forum name is black shit?    :D :D

James999

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If you had told her you were James 999 , VW or Finn she would have kicked you a lot lot harder .

Oh... Shit... you really are so clueless  :sarcastic:

Offline switftjake

interesting review OP. whats with the shin kink? not judging genuinely intrigued. do you go as far as drawing blood? is the pain the draw and if so why just the shins?
If this ha been covered else where just point me at right place

Offline finn5555

If you had told her you were James 999 , VW or Finn she would have kicked you a lot lot harder .

Really  :unknown: is that what you’re offering  :wackogirl:

vw

  • Guest
interesting review OP. whats with the shin kink? not judging genuinely intrigued. do you go as far as drawing blood? is the pain the draw and if so why just the shins?
If this ha been covered else where just point me at right place

Have you not come across Mr Shns before

He has movies

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Offline switftjake

Have you not come across Mr Shns before
He has movies
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Hah no I hadnt cheers for link. It a puzzler for sure I sort of want to k ow the why but can understand if that’s personal. Bit off topic tho

Offline Chatte Noir

Really  :unknown: is that what you’re offering  :wackogirl:

I ve missed you idiots


Offline Chatte Noir

So you are back then

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Yes , but don’t worry . I will be on here to research WGs , I will leave you lot to your sniping etc . I am afraid it doesn’t do much for me  :hi:

Offline finn5555

Yes , but don’t worry . I will be on here to research WGs , I will leave you lot to your sniping etc . I am afraid it doesn’t do much for me  :hi:

Feel free and when you are done fuck off to where you came from and when you get there fuck off again just for good measure   :hi:

James999

  • Guest
I will leave you lot to your sniping etc . I am afraid it doesn’t do much for me 

I doubt you realise how stupid that statement is, read the thread and you will see what a cunt you look, you seem to be "tilting at windmills" trust me, it won't end well for you if you carry on  :hi:

Offline Cuntminion

Not a regular or even once

Too far

Glad to hear the cats turned their nose up at veggie food, cat got taste

Offline Cuntminion

I wondered if the fetish was watching her eat? Not sure why you’d bring your own potato salad unless that is a euphemism?

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

If your dropping £300 a saving here or there, mind I wouldn't be fucked and by the pre packed stuff

Offline Cuntminion

I'm not having a dig but is a bizarre review

More like tourist board of bristol

vw

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I'm not having a dig but is a bizarre review

More like tourist board of bristol

Always nice to have reviews from different angles, shins certainly does that.   :hi:

bristolscotsman

  • Guest
Potato salad, though. Could lie heavy, pre 'action'. Bold.

Davesmall

  • Guest
£300 and you have you bring your own food?

bristolqwerty

  • Guest
£300 and you have you bring your own food?
Plus the cat sniffed it!  :D bastard!!!

STAR-LORD

  • Guest
Please remember that I went for the "dinner date" option which is under her offers: 2 hours of dinner and 90 mins of fun, which is why it was only £300 for 3.5 hrs, except we probably overran the "fun" a bit due to how long it took to reach its climax.

I guess a normal dinner date would mean taking her to a restaurant. That is however quite difficult for me with my own dietary restrictions and I think it also suited her and she had agreed to it anyway.

Interesting review dude. Different kind of review to what I'd usually expect to see on here, but interesting all the same. Well wrote too. Thanks.  :hi: :thumbsup:

Offline Helloyou75001

What day job does she has? Why would an escort get a day job when they can earn 10 times more?