Barbara_Goldilocks - Cambridge

[FriskyOne]

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Venue: Cambridge, 3 minutes from the Grafton centre near the common.

Girl: She is a very friendly Czech woman in her early 30's with excellent English, profile pictures are accurate.

Comms were all by AW and text message with the booking of £150 for 1 hour being placed on to AW several days in advance of the meet.

Initially things go quite well with the meeting starting just a bit late with Barbara texting me that she's still doing her makeup but I'm into the nice modern private rented holiday apartment only a few minutes passed the scheduled start time but she looks amazing and is a natural red head.

What then proceeds is a major disappointment...

We sit down and Barbara starts to talk, and talk and talk.

We sit fully clothed with Barbara drinking from her morning Starbucks with her dress on backwards and her lipstick quite smudgy around her lips (either just got up or back to back clients) while she starts by talking about how her cat back home has been vomiting for the last 3 days (for a good long while) and proceeds from there covering a variety of subjects with my every attempt to move on to the actual punt being completely ignored.

I had done my due diligence and read her reviews on here and saw that she liked to talk for a bit first (to probably get comfortable) but that people seemed to not have this included in their booking as they stayed longer than their booked time so I decided to just roll with it as I didn't want to risk ruining the meet... BIG mistake.

Barbara proceeds to cover a variety of topics including how rude French people were when she was buying a handbag in Paris, holiday destinations etc. and then decides to tell me how she can't believe how stupid Brexit voters are for 5-10 minutes and went on to slate 2 former clients, an Asian guy in London & a man who sells comic books at conventions.

At this point I've been there 30-40 minutes and I'm still fully clothed.

Finally the meet starts in earnest with a good BJ and proceeds to sex in cowgirl and doggy where I finish into the condom. I lay down next to Barbara and she goes straight back to the Starbucks and talking. After a few minutes I try to lead her to a round 2 but she then looks at her mobile, her demeanour changes and I'm meet with "My next client is here, I'm going to have to kick you out now." Great.

I at least get offered use of the shower before leaving (which I take advantage of) and am out the door of one of the most disappointing meets I've had. The actual action was great but when you're essentially paying £150 for 15-20 minutes it's in no way worth it and I left the meeting with a bad feeling that I'd just been hustled.

I'd like to think that this wasn't deliberate time wasting on her part and that she'd just woken up late or something and wasn't in the mood but the more I think about it the more I believe it was possibly the practiced act of an Eastern European semi porn star.

I would like to give the benefit of the doubt but it just doesn't sit right and coupled with the fact that she still hasn't completed the booking days later so I can't leave her feedback (when she's completed others after my booking) even after saying she would in an email further adds to my scepticism.

To sum it all up, one of the biggest disappointment's since I started this hobby.

[Davido0007]

I was very tempted to see her but looks like lucky I didn't. No excuse for time-wasting of that sort or having such negative conversations.

[vw]

thanks for this review, was on my list that is taking the piss with time, as for the inside out dress and lipstick smudged that's is just wrong of her.   

[BB1988]

You stayed  25 min  longer what you booked for and payed ... I didn’t said I have other client outside .. I said I’ll have other  Booking comming ... and I mentioned two times if you will visit me again You can stay longer..and actually you was 15 min early to the booking and I did take you 5 min early ... yeah I had my dress other way .. Because you was nonstop txting and calling  rushing me for outside ...

[BB1988]

Plus  yeah I do t had great day ... as you mentioned I had half dead cat in Czech, didn’t sleep at all... you didn’t try kiss me you didn’t touch me so till what I did start you didn’t try anything...And isn’t my problem you cum  so fast. Overal you stayed  almost hour and half for 150 £ (I didn’t confirm the booking because I do this only from uk WiFi ) And I’m back home I did fly the next day early morning.

[vw]

And isn’t my problem you cum  so fast.

thanks for showing your continued bad attitude.   

[BB1988]

This is just simple fact ... what I should do ? Jump out of bed and start scream don’t you dare cum ? 

[lewisjones23]

punters dont want to hear about WG problems

you werent having such a bad day to stop working

[vw]

This is just simple fact ... what I should do ? Jump out of bed and start scream don’t you dare cum ?

Talk less, put dress on right way, not have smudged lipstick for starters.

[BB1988]

punters dont want to hear about WG problems

you werent having such a bad day to stop working

And if I’ll cancel I’ll have negative - with she canceled on me with lam excuse what a waste of time !!

[The_Don]

Talking seems to be a common theme, with this W/G. A search of, the 23 reviews (currently) posted on UKP, the word "talk" has been stated 40 times.

[James999]

By the sounds of that she does conveyor belt back to back bookings, despite her profile saying she doesn't 

[Hackneylad1]

Plus  yeah I do t had great day ... as you mentioned I had half dead cat in Czech, didn’t sleep at all...

You told him your cat had been ill for 3 days - if its that big a deal that you couldn't sleep you could have cancelled the day before and pissed off back home. You won't get a negative for cancelling a day ahead which seems to be what you were worried about - or was losing money more important?

[lewisjones23]

And if I’ll cancel I’ll have negative - with she canceled on me with lam excuse what a waste of time !!

FACTS - you are just arsed about the money

LIES - any concerns you had about getting a negative

 

[BB1988]

You told him your cat had been ill for 3 days - if its that big a deal that you couldn't sleep you could have cancelled the day before and pissed off back home. You won't get a negative for cancelling a day ahead which seems to be what you were worried about - or was losing money more important?

Loving how you get the best advice how to do my job feel free register your self on aw and do it 

P

[BB1988]

And you know me so well to know what is in my head .. sure this is talking like with preschool kids


Fact I don’t do charity - payed for hour stayed hour and 20 min maybe hour and half ... I don’t do back to back bookings and I don’t see reason why I should OFER SEEVICW FOR FREE ?!

[wizzo9]

 When did the meeting take place?

If it was so recent, she managed to fly to Czech Republic , tend to her sick cat , and return promptly. Either  the cat made a remarkable recovery or expired!

She managed to log in yesterday and today, now in Shrewsbury. Perhaps this saga should be posted on West Midlands pages to warn the locals  tempted to have a disappointing punt.

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[Avg_Joe]

fucking waste of time, i'd have left before even getting undressed, and demanded the money back.

we're not booking you for your fucking talking skills.

[BB1988]

I’m not working on my profile is said I’m off on holiday !!! Gosh ! As I said I fly early morning home !

[BB1988]

What about actually read instead of taking piss ?

Im not available today ? Yesterday or Saturday even Friday . Anyway why I even waste my time ..  Should I send you photo of my cat after operation with today Czech news papers ? Seriously guys 

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Even the print screen showing I’m in Czech o2cz 4G

[Hackneylad1]

What about actually read instead of taking piss ?

Im not available today ? Yesterday or Saturday even Friday . Anyway why I even waste my time ..  Should I send you photo of my cat after operation with today Czech news papers ? Seriously guys 

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Even the print screen showing I’m in Czech o2cz 4G

Your AW page just shows on holiday - if you were back home in Czech Republic it would show accessing from Czech Republic when you logged in today

[vw]

Your AW page just shows on holiday - if you were back home in Czech Republic it would show accessing from Czech Republic when you logged in today

next to phone signal bar shows she is connected to o2cz mobile network, if she was in uk that would say o2uk

[Hackneylad1]

next to phone signal bar shows she is connected to o2cz mobile network, if she was in uk that would say o2uk

ok maybe I am wrong then - I clicked on her AW link which normally shows at the bottom if they are accessing from abroad and it didnt show accessing from elsewhere. Maybe it doesn't show if they are accessing through a phone network.

She did take OPs money for a shite service though.

[BB1988]

And i Did provide service what he said was great ... 


 Well if you do use uk simcard abroad  isn’t showing you are in uk .. simple trick how I can take care of my profile ...

 

[Analist]

When I see a WG, once the financials are sorted I strip out of my clothes. Yes, we may still exchange some pleasantries before the action but this way there is no doubt where my priority lies.
I've seen Barbara and she is chatty but even she struggles to get a word in when I nudge her lips to engulf my cock while I finger her clit under her dress.
In this instance, the OP seems to have stayed passive and remained clothed for more than half an hour. Maybe he was nervous or prefers the lady to take the lead. Anyhow, he may have given the impression he was happy with chatting. Of course, as a seasoned WG, Barbara should have first checked what he wanted and avoided any misunderstanding.
My advice to both:
The OP- WGs often like to be in control of the session. If this happens or you feel frustrated, let them know your expectations. It's in their interest to have you leave happy and potentially return.
Barbara- Chatting in the beginning is fine, but clear it with the customer. You could say 'Is it OK to have a little chat before we start? Don't worry, the clock isn't running until we have some action'. Or you could save the chat for afterwards when the customer is happy and relaxed. Your profile does not mention anything about chatting, you could indicate, 'I like to get to know you and have a chat before we start'. That way we know what to expect when we arrive.
It's not only WGs but often us customers are on a strict time schedule too. We may have to be somewhere else when the hour is up so it's important to say upfront if you're going to go overtime.

[FriskyOne]

Plus  yeah I do t had great day ... as you mentioned I had half dead cat in Czech, didn’t sleep at all... you didn’t try kiss me you didn’t touch me so till what I did start you didn’t try anything...And isn’t my problem you cum  so fast. Overal you stayed  almost hour and half for 150 £ (I didn’t confirm the booking because I do this only from uk WiFi ) And I’m back home I did fly the next day early morning.

I didn't realise what this thread would become and I really don't like drama so I'll just put a couple of points and that's the end of this as far as I'm concerned.

After you spoke for a quarter of an hour+ on the vomiting cat alone did you consider how I might react at all? Was I supposed to just tell you to shut up and jump onto you? From my point of view it was a loose loose scenario as I risked angering you and ruining the meet so I decided to just let you get it off your chest and try and show a little empathy.

Following this I didn't feel that I could just physically grab you so I tried (to my faiure) to tell you a couple times that I wanted to start the actual booking but for whatever reason you just seemed to ignore this so I took it as a sign that you wern't comfortable yet given what you had just told me (as I put in my review). Try to see this from my perspective a little please, I didn't want to upset you or risk ruining the meeting so I felt that I couldn't be too pushy.

Given what you have said here maybe this was just a language barrier problem and you genuinely didn't understand what I was trying to say (maybe not blunt enough, I was trying to tread carefully and not upset you) but when you moved on to talk about so many other things for so long (never had this happen before while still fully clothed at the start) it just raised my suspicions but I'm prepared to take you at your word and put this down to a simple misunderstanding.

In regards to the text messages, I sent you a total of 3 after I arrived (not counting the 8.53am reply to your text asking me to confirm the booking, showing you were clearly up) the first being at 11.24am just 6 minutes before the 11.30am booking was due to start just letting you know that I was there a little early then the other 2 were sent 2 mins apart as you didn't reply leading me to believe that there may have been a problem. I don't think that's unreasonable given how close it was to the booking and I wouldn't have sent the other 2 had you replied but if you feel it was then I apologise.

All I will say to sum this is up is to please think about how what you say may impact on the person you're seeing.

Not every man is going to just jump straight onto you regardless when you discuss things like this with them, some (like me) may actually try and listed to you and try and ofter some empathy but that doesn't mean that they don't still expect to receive the service that they paid quite well for. More over you left me in a damned if you do damned if you don't position as I didn't want to be a heartless git or alienate you.

I'm happy to chalk this up to a bad day (it certainly was for me) and will give you the benefit of the doubt.

[FriskyOne]

You stayed  25 min  longer what you booked for and payed ... I didn’t said I have other client outside .. I said I’ll have other  Booking comming ... and I mentioned two times if you will visit me again You can stay longer..and actually you was 15 min early to the booking and I did take you 5 min early ... yeah I had my dress other way .. Because you was nonstop txting and calling  rushing me for outside ...

I did say I wouldn't say any more on this but I didn't see this post or any of the other less charitable posts about me, I'll just say that this incorrect.

Please have a look at your mobile and you'll see that I didn't actually call you at all (everything agreed via AW & text) & texted you less than 6 minutes before the appointment with you replying at almost 11.30 on the dot (I still have the texts).

Again I'm going to be as charitable as I can be and say that Barbara hasn't checked her mobile and is going off of memory.

She says I came too quickly but I thought 15-20 minutes wasn't too bad given what I'd just sat through but I guess you're saying that I actually had even less time then I remember receiving?

I'll right that one up to you being angry and trying to lash out at me.

If you thought the booking went completely normally and I received a good service why would you tell me that you'll make it up to me and give me free time if I book you again?

Well that's it, my first and now probably last Eastern European adventure, I'll just put this one down to experience and learn from some of the advice on this thread and move on.

[Avg_Joe]

Should I send you photo of my cat after operation with today Czech news papers ? Seriously guys 

no, because quite frankly, we don't give a shit about your cat, any more than you would give a shit for our excuses (and rightly so) should we turn up 30 minutes late, and u turned us away

[BB1988]

I did say I wouldn't say any more on this but I didn't see this post or any of the other less charitable posts about me, I'll just say that this incorrect.

Please have a look at your mobile and you'll see that I didn't actually call you at all (everything agreed via AW & text) & texted you less than 6 minutes before the appointment with you replying at almost 11.30 on the dot (I still have the texts).

Again I'm going to be as charitable as I can be and say that Barbara hasn't checked her mobile and is going off of memory.

She says I came too quickly but I thought 15-20 minutes wasn't too bad given what I'd just sat through but I guess you're saying that I actually had even less time then I remember receiving?

I'll right that one up to you being angry and trying to lash out at me.

If you thought the booking went completely normally and I received a good service why would you tell me that you'll make it up to me and give me free time if I book you again?

Well that's it, my first and now probably last Eastern European adventure, I'll just put this one down to experience and learn from some of the advice on this thread and move on.

You was leaving at 53 you should leave at 30

[FriskyOne]

You was leaving at 53 you should leave at 30

I've tried to be conciliatory and even apologized if I misunderstood but you won't even give 1% that you might possibly have done anything even slightly wrong when even by your own admission you weren't up to the meeting and spent 80% of the time talking and then you message me on AW today with this message:

"not man enough to start some action but enough macho posting u fair negative feedbacks on ukp"

Sigh. Ignoring the spelling and grammar, I would never describe myself as macho, let alone a web posting as such. As I said, I had the impression that something was not quite right and left a review as a PSA.

This has got to be the oddest experience I've had in quite some time.

I hope you have a good summer and your cat feels better.

[vw]

"not man enough to start some action but enough macho posting u fair negative feedbacks on ukp"

Oh dear, her true colours shine through, i have in the past advised people to read her saafe posts for a true insight.

 

[finn5555]

She is another washed up Pro$$ie best avoided 

[BB1988]

And don’t  even say you email me on aw first today ...  :hi:gosh so you spend with me hour and half for 150 and complainig, duetting the time you didn’t try start anything ... didn’t said nothing ...


I don’t want go intro details ... but your insecurities isn’t my problems ... (don’t really try make me go intro details )

[BB1988]

So who did contact first some on aw ? And ripping my text totally out of context ?

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[vw]

And don’t  even say you email me on aw first today ...  :hi:gosh so you spend with me hour and half for 150 and complainig, duetting the time you didn’t try start anything ... didn’t said nothing ...


I don’t want go intro details ... but your insecurities isn’t my problems ... (don’t really try make me go intro details )

Your posts are a gift that keeps giving, great info for punters about your personality.   

[finn5555]

And don’t  even say you email me on aw first today ...  :hi:gosh so you spend with me hour and half for 150 and complainig, duetting the time you didn’t try start anything ... didn’t said nothing ...


I don’t want go intro details ... but your insecurities isn’t my problems ... (don’t really try make me go intro details )

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, you need every Tom Dick and Abdul to pay your bills

[The Owl]

What the fuck! Nineteen positive reviews and a smoking hot look but with an attitude like this on display I'd expect a lot more than a small handful of neutral and negative reviews. Utter madness and bad for business.

[wizzo9]

I'm opening a book on how long before BB1988 gets the red card, and an early bath. Anyone want a bet?

W

[vw]

I'm opening a book on how long before BB1988 gets the red card, and an early bath. Anyone want a bet?

W

loucutelou beat her.   

[JayEZ2K]

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Sorry FriskyOne, £150 is a lot of money to blow on a such a disappointing meet.

When I see a WG, once the financials are sorted I strip out of my clothes... WGs often like to be in control of the session. If this happens or you feel frustrated, let them know your expectations. It's in their interest to have you leave happy and potentially return...
Barbara- Chatting in the beginning is fine, but clear it with the customer...

This +1

[NigelF]

And if I’ll cancel I’ll have negative - with she canceled on me with lam excuse what a waste of time !!

Bollocks - there's almost no reviews on here for a single cancellation in advance. In fact I challenge you to find just 2! If you do find any you'll probably see that the OP got slagged off for posting such a review!

Even if such a review were posted, pretty much everyone reading it wouldn't really care (particularly if the cancellation was well in advance).

This review is much more damaging and rightly so. You clearly should've taken the day off.

I don’t want go intro details ... but your insecurities isn’t my problems ... (don’t really try make me go intro details )

What are you on about? One of the biggest problems in this punt is that you were blabbing on about your own irrelevant problems instead of doing what you were paid to do.

[Analist]

The game of Chicken has commenced ... How far can she go without incurring the wrath of Admin? It's a game where there can only be one winner though.
Actually, I hope she doesn't get banned as the posts are quite entertaining.