External Link/Members OnlyWhat can I say, I was desperate for something new and ventured out into the wild woods in search of it...
Was feeling lazy and discussed an outcall originally, thank god I didn't go that route after what went down!
Cost: £100 for 1hr incall (would have been £150 for outcall).
Location: West End, not far from Kelvingrove Park
Looks: As per pics, darker complexion though. Definitely latino. Piercings in tongue, belly and down below.
The Meet:
Well where to start. Got to the street and she called me arguing that she couldnt see me on the street (!?). Asked me to walk around a bit until she spotted me, then directed me to another door number from the one she had texted me. Got up to the flat to be greeted by her flatmate in a robe, apparently Eveline was in the shower. Went through to the bedroom and left waiting for about 5mins.
I'll cut to the chase cause I'm boring myself here and its not worth the minute detail for a negative review. After I came back from freshening up she just lay back on the bed...an awkward pause as we looked at each other, then she turned away and got her phone out saying she wanted to change the music. Eventually turned back towards me and the demands started...
...do you want owo? That will cost extra...sorry love didn't bring more than the cash you told me to.
...kissing, also extra...
At this point I asked if there was anything that was included in the £100! She actually had the cheek to pause for a second and think!
So this was going to turn into a torturous hour punt, particularly as her bedside manner hadn't been the most accomodating...f*ck knows how much she'd want extra for a massage between rounds!
Quick thinker in me thought the game was a bogey so suggested we cut to half hour punt and the extra cash goes towards her menu's side orders. That got me owo (I wasn't given the choice, was just told).
2 mins of owo followed before she was lying back again and looking for me to do something.
Hell knows why but I just wanted to move things on so went down on her and omg
despite the shower that left me waiting for 5mins there was still a nasty taste down there. Tight hole but it took some effort to overcome the tang
Got through that and made motions for some riding to commence. She bursts the first jonny with her talons so I take the second one and put it on myself. She then suggests doggy, and I did the business till I came. Throughout this she was shrinking further away from me...would have had more luck screwing her next to a cliff edge to get some push back!
And that was pretty much it! Oh apart from being asked to turn on the bedroom light while I was getting changed...only to then be asked to check her fanny as it was really itchy (thanks love...note to self to get tested next week!), and I ran out that door as fast as I could. Checked my phone and the spotting me on the street whilst on the phone theatrics started at quarter to the hour. I was back out on the street by 10 past.
Says she's been here a week, for everyones sakes please leave her be so she pisses off back to where she came. Total waste of time.
