External Link/Members Only07377 041415 was her number
First of all, I apologise for being a bit of a lurker and not posting any reviews so far. However, my bad experience earlier today was so terrible that I feel I should warn fellow punters, so please forgive me.
If I make any mistakes on this review, I am sorry, I want to get the information down fast to hopefully save anyone else the aggro I got.
I rang the number on the site, and she would only txt back (first red flag), so arranged to meet in one of those three-star hotels in Lincoln.
I confirmed all the services I wanted and she agreed: OWO, kissing, anal, 30 mins. £70
Got there,, was a completely different woman but, since she was blonde, slim and had nice tits (fake) i thought, fuck it, let's do it. You all know that feeling that warps good judgement.
She had that fake tan orange look, and had a distinctive mole on the left side of her chin. Fake lips, dyed blonde, quite small, but really smooth skin. A few chavvy tattoos, can't remember where now, but definately not that fucking back one on the VS profile pic.
Things went sour immediately. She wouldn't do OWO or even OW. No kissing, not even touching FFS. All I got was the world's crappest HJ, which needless to say didn't get me in the mood. She kept bleating that she was not my wife (I know...you're a thieving whore). Finally, she said she only had one condom. I told her to give me my money back and I would leave.
Here is where things got serious. She started to scream, threatening to call the police, saying I had 'beat her'. I quickly dressed and made to leave. Then she got on the phone (to her pimp?), and started yabbering. I decided to not respond and just leave. I'm not scared of these types of people, but obviously as punters we have to not draw attention to ourselves.
When I was walking to the stairs, I saw who I thought might be her pimp, small asian-looking guy, and I immediately challenged him. Turns out, he was just her next punter (which means she was planning all along to get me out fast, since I had been in her room less than 10 minutes). I apologised to him and warned him to stay away. We shook hands and he left. Embarrassing for both of us, but I wanted to give the young man a head's up.
I went down to reception and had a change of heart, as I was in a rage about being threatened and robbed. I didn't care about being embarrassed by this point so I grassed her up to reception and told them to call the police. The ladies behind reception said they know all about her/them and gave me a free drink to relax. I waited for about two hours for the police, before getting sick of it and leaving. For all this time, the escort was waiting in reception with all her bags, nervously talking on the phone, clearly waiting for someone to pick her up. She was even in tears on the phone, and I signalled for her to give me my money by rubbing me finger and thumb together. She ignored me, but kept looking over.
I was waiting for her pimp/crew to show up so I could film them and the registration of the car but in the end I just got sick of fucking waiting so left. I had no back up, and had no idea what might come. I rang a couple of handy friends but they were out fishing. I almost went up to take a pic of her but the bar/reception was busy by this time and I was worried that she would scream again. I did my best but had to accept defeat. My revenge was depriving her of the money of that second punter, and hopefully get her blacklisted on here by all the other respectable punters.
Guys, please beware of this woman and also this one...
External Link/Members Onlybecause they were both working out of the same room, in other words two profiles for one person. I've had about ten punts in total and they were all fine, except this one. I got complacent and did not follow my usual method of checks and risk assessment, which has cost me £70 and ruined my week. Guys, I think this person may have been Romanian but cannot be 100%. She was not dark skinned like most of them, but had the accent.
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