Olivia?! @ Chrissy’s Angels - Hull ... worst UK experience

[Futezatorul]

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Booking: I've tried to make a booking trough private mesagess on a forum, as seen here External Link/Members Only , but it seems that people don't bother that much with this type of things. You either enter and pick someone or you better call them

Olivia: I have my doubts that she is the girl in the pictures. Her description say's size 6-8 but she was more like a size 8-10. She has blonde hair, round face, small tits, big eyes, nice lips and a some tattos. It wasn't what i was expected but she was pretty enough for me to stay.

The action: First i asked for the shower, which seems to raise some eyebrows, but it existed and was working, more or less. I entered in the room and waited for here to come in the room and at one moment boner happens. She say that is big. And from this moment everything went down. She was always telling me that she likes to see me cum, and not inside her, the BJ was the moment when i could feel her teeth and when it came the penetration moment she was holding with one hand so it could go all inside because of the size. That's was what i was believing most of the time. We changed different position but something wasn't exactly feeling right, so at one moment i've decided to do a Trump move and to grab her by the pussy and guess what i found?! Guess!!! It was her finger and my dick and whatever position i was chosing a hand was somehow covering the whole. I've decided not to argue with her to much, asked to finish by her hand 'cause obviously she didn't feel to comfortable with my "thingie" and left.

The only good part was that she didn't rushed me on the way out and she didn't looked to much at the clock.

[Paris69]

Really surprised. I never found any problem with her service.
Yes, a total vanilla GFE - but she is very pretty and her services were all good for me.

Size 10? You're joking right. You need to swot up; she is a size 8 at the most. Petite and slim

[FLYING BLUE]

Really surprised. I never found any problem with her service.
Yes, a total vanilla GFE - but she is very pretty and her services were all good for me.

Size 10? You're joking right. You need to swot up; she is a size 8 at the most. Petite and slim

This is also my experience of her (although I've not reviewed her) - Op's review sounds a tad suspect to me

[Paris69]

This is also my experience of her (although I've not reviewed her) - Op's review sounds a tad suspect to me

Yeah, thats exactly what my thoughts were too. 

[mrfishyfoo]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=119152.msg1374702#msg1374702

REALLY ?? 

[Scarboroughdude]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=119152.msg1374702#msg1374702

REALLY ?? 

Ahhhhh that unmistakable aroma of BS 

[mrfishyfoo]

Ahhhhh that unmistakable aroma of BS 

OP knew 2 years ago this was an issue so why the fuck did he book a little lass that he may struggle to get his cock into ??

[Futezatorul]

Really surprised. I never found any problem with her service.
Yes, a total vanilla GFE - but she is very pretty and her services were all good for me.

Size 10? You're joking right. You need to swot up; she is a size 8 at the most. Petite and slim

Maybe it was bait & switch. She is at least 3 times the size of petite Sami from London, and Sami said no to doggy but she was k with other positions.

Ahhhhh that unmistakable aroma of BS 

I can make a video for you, or take a picture, or you can bring a ruler or you can refund me for every girl that say's no to doggy because of my size. There aren't that many but they do exist

[Paris69]

Maybe it was bait & switch. She is at least 3 times the size of petite Sami from London, and Sami said no to doggy but she was k with other positions.

I can make a video for you, or take a picture, or you can bring a ruler or you can refund me for every girl that say's no to doggy because of my size. There aren't that many but they do exist

Doesn't make sense.
How can there be a bait & switch at Chrissie's? You go up the stairs, choose your girl from those available/sitting on the bed... and it's game on.

[mrfishyfoo]

Maybe it was bait & switch. She is at least 3 times the size of petite Sami from London, and Sami said no to doggy but she was k with other positions.

I can make a video for you, or take a picture, or you can bring a ruler or you can refund me for every girl that say's no to doggy because of my size. There aren't that many but they do exist

REALLY ??

So why wait till now to post a review if you've previously had these issues ??

There's more to this story than what "meets the eye" if you ask me.

[Scarboroughdude]

I can make a video for you, or take a picture, or you can bring a ruler  or you can refund me for every girl that say's no to doggy because of my size. There aren't that many but they do exist

Eeek no please don't, its something id rather not see If your THAT big you should tell the WG in advance and make sure she can take you  or have you though of being a porn star? i'm sure theres a big demand for guys with ginormous wangerrs 

[mrfishyfoo]

Eeek no please don't, its something id rather not see If your THAT big you should tell the WG in advance and make sure she can take you  :wackogirl: or have you though of being a porn star? i'm sure theres a big demand for guys with ginormous wangerrs 

EXACTLY !!!

To do otherwise is asking for trouble. The apparent failure by OP to observe this very simple courtesy means I have no sympathy for him.

He chose to try and put his MASSIVE COCK  in the little whore and surprise surprise it didn't fit. 

[Paris69]

I think his post is total BS tbh.
He may (may not) be hung like a horse; who cares? Not me that's for sure.
Al that counts is that it works.

But the bait & switch comment has set alarm bells for me,,,,,,
The punter chooses the girl face to face, but is bait & switched? ???? How?

[Scarboroughdude]

I think his post is total BS tbh.
He may (may not) be hung like a horse; who cares? Not me that's for sure.
Al that counts is that it works.

But the bait & switch comment has set alarm bells for me,,,,,,
The punter chooses the girl face to face, but is bait & switched? ???? How?

Yeah I cant get my head round bait and switch when your doing the choosing...oh well takes all sorts....and don't we get em 

[Joker121]

But the bait & switch comment has set alarm bells for me,,,,,,
The punter chooses the girl face to face, but is bait & switched? ???? How?


Yes, that makes no sense at all.

[Futezatorul]

Doesn't make sense.
How can there be a bait & switch at Chrissie's? You go up the stairs, choose your girl from those available/sitting on the bed... and it's game on.

I've tried to book her trought a private message on a particular forum, without seeing her first. She wasn't exactly what i was expected in terms of size but she was pretty enough for me to stay. There was no lining up or things like that, i don't fancy this type of things to much.

Eeek no please don't, its something id rather not see If your THAT big you should tell the WG in advance and make sure she can take you  or have you though of being a porn star? i'm sure theres a big demand for guys with ginormous wangerrs 

A career as a pornstar it's not exactly my life goal, and my size it's not so much of a problem for pornstar or girls who are used with black people, for example hotslimjess didn't even blinked.

Anyway the problem it's not her looks but the fact that she used her fingers as a fake pussy, a gesture that I've only had the 'pleasure' to experience on the streets of Berlin. And i've asked like 5 times, if she feels uncomfortable with my size she could tell me and I would agree to finish me by hand. I don't exactly feel a pleasure on provoking pain to others ... btw, there's a girl in Hull, a high rated one, who has internal bleeds if u exceed a certain size , and it's not something that i found comfortable.

[Paris69]

I've tried to book her trought a private message on a particular forum, without seeing her first. She wasn't exactly what i was expected in terms of size but she was pretty enough for me to stay. There was no lining up or things like that, i don't fancy this type of things to much.

A career as a pornstar it's not exactly my life goal, and my size it's not so much of a problem for pornstar or girls who are used with black people, for example hotslimjess didn't even blinked.

Anyway the problem it's not her looks but the fact that she used her fingers as a fake pussy, a gesture that I've only had the 'pleasure' to experience on the streets of Berlin. And i've asked like 5 times, if she feels uncomfortable with my size she could tell me and I would agree to finish me by hand. I don't exactly feel a pleasure on provoking pain to others ... btw, there's a girl in Hull, a high rated one, who has internal bleeds if u exceed a certain size , and it's not something that i found comfortable.

Nah, sorry...... I don't believe uv been to Chrissy's. It has its faults, but bait & switch ain't one of them.

[mrfishyfoo]

I've tried to book her trought a private message on a particular forum, without seeing her first. She wasn't exactly what i was expected in terms of size but she was pretty enough for me to stay. There was no lining up or things like that, i don't fancy this type of things to much.

A career as a pornstar it's not exactly my life goal, and my size it's not so much of a problem for pornstar or girls who are used with black people, for example hotslimjess didn't even blinked.

Anyway the problem it's not her looks but the fact that she used her fingers as a fake pussy, a gesture that I've only had the 'pleasure' to experience on the streets of Berlin. And i've asked like 5 times, if she feels uncomfortable with my size she could tell me and I would agree to finish me by hand. I don't exactly feel a pleasure on provoking pain to others ... btw, there's a girl in Hull, a high rated one, who has internal bleeds if u exceed a certain size , and it's not something that i found comfortable.

Then why haven't you writen a review so that your fellow big cocked punters know to avoid her. 

[Paris69]

For me, the central strand of the OP's post is that he just wants to talk about his cock,,,

[Scarboroughdude]

For me, the central strand of the OP's post is that he just wants to talk about his cock,,,

And show a video of it eeek 

[Paris69]

And show a video of it eeek

 
 

[FLYING BLUE]

Mr 'Foot as a rule' - as you so charmingly describe yourself....

You are delusional and adding nothing of any value