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Author Topic: Miss Park Lane - A++++++++  (Read 16126 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 2215670) (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline broksonic

Too much of a risk for me to see this woman as I just don't want to waste £150 .  Her pics must seriously be out of date because she doesn't look a size 20 on her pics
Banning reason: White-knight leaver

Offline aardvark

I have to say that I'll bear this in mind when reading future positive reviews from Aardvark.

Perhaps when you have provided a few more genuine reviews of ladies you have seen, you will be in a position to pass adverse comment upon those of us who do ............... For someone who is punting once or twice a week as you claim to be, you are remarkably reticent about sharing your experiences with the rest of us.

I think tig75 was more than a little harsh in his comments.   MPL  certainly isn't a size 20 and while I accept she wasn't quite ready when I saw her, so what? Give the girl a break. I certainly didn't detect a sweetcorn smell. As you say, she has a good attitude. At the end of the day we all see girls who others thought were great, but we didn't.

Roland D Hay

Perhaps when you have provided a few more genuine reviews of ladies you have seen, you will be in a position to pass adverse comment upon those of us who do ............... For someone who is punting once or twice a week as you claim to be, you are remarkably reticent about sharing your experiences with the rest of us.

I think tig75 was more than a little harsh in his comments.   MPL  certainly isn't a size 20 and while I accept she wasn't quite ready when I saw her, so what? Give the girl a break. I certainly didn't detect a sweetcorn smell. As you say, she has a good attitude. At the end of the day we all see girls who others thought were great, but we didn't.

No one said your review wasn't genuine and feel free to point out which on my reviews isn't genuine. If you read my posts and you've obviously half attempted that then you'll have noted my comments that I have 3 regular girls and very rarely venture into new territory. Each of those 3 girls have been reviewed and in every case other punters have commented that my comments are spot on which tends to blow your claims that they are not genuine out of the water.
There is a world of difference between the two reviews and Tig75's comments were if anything restrained and apologetic. No, my comments purely relate to the fact that we obviously have very different taste and I have noted that for future reference.

Offline tig75

Sorry guys to cause such disharmony on the thread, i merely wanted to give my pov as a counter point to the glowing review that started this thread. Do i suggest you take my or any else internet review as the truth NO! anyone who takes reviews online as that is a fool, like anything i suggest you consider carefully!

Now every chill it's Sunday, if your not into shouting at footie match then i suggest you go for a punt and chill  :drinks:

Roland D Hay

There is no disharmony Tig, just a difference of opinion on a particular working girl. As I said I am not questioning the authenticity of the OP's review but your counter review has allowed me to make a more informed decision. I've learned to put more faith in the bad reviews than the good ones. 

Offline broksonic

I did have missparklane booked for this Wednesday .  I have now cancelled her because I just can't take the risk that i could be chucking away £150 because 2 reviews are so different.
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Roland D Hay

Perhaps as part of the exercise in updating her profile she might want to consider a name change, I suggest Miss Old Bond Street.  :D
« Last Edit: December 08, 2013, 04:05:55 PM by Roland D Hay »


Roland D Hay

Change of name eh!  How about this?

www.auto-censored.co.uk/Basicinstincts

Well found Detective Parsifal. Even when I expand the private thumbnails on my iPad I can see she is significantly more massive than her AW pics would lead us to believe, she claims they were taken in October 2013. I would say that size 20 isn't far out. If I was giving her the benefit of the doubt I'd say size 18 but she's another idiot that thinks men don't know the difference between an A cup and a D cup or a size 14 and size 20.

Offline Talbear

Come on lads.... Play fair here...!!!

I've seen her before, and here's no way she's a size 20.... Her self description is pretty accurate, and her previous profile had over 100 positive reviews. Don't know why she changed it, but she won't be the first and and won't be the last to do so

She a nice lady just trying to earn a living like the rest of us.... Her other threads offer a fairer balanced view......

She's English, by no way a rip off merchant and generally takes really good care of those who see her.... I had a great time when I met her, and although I has a change of heart and met another girl, I'd still go and see her again....

Give her a break eh...??  :timeout:

Offline broksonic

It is possible that she has put weight on since you last saw her.   But I do agree that we should give her a break because I'm sure she's a nice lady
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Roland D Hay

Take your point guys, I'm sure she's a nice lady but there's no way she's a size 14 either. I have a view that there's something out there for everyone, size 6 up to size 20 or whatever size and age takes your fancy. If WG's choose to be dishonest about those stats then they can expect to get the piss taken. Where they are honest about these things then they have my utmost respect and I wouldn't dream of taking the piss. There's far too many treat us like mugs, even if it's knocking off 10 years or 5 stone. Fine that she generally tries to provide a good service but all the indicators are that she's luring punters in under false pretences.

Offline Talbear

It is possible that she has put weight on since you last saw her.   But I do agree that we should give her a break because I'm sure she's a nice lady

Fair point.... She could have done to be fair....

Don't get me wrong, I don't like BBWs.... Is she Curvy ??? Yes..... Fat???? No..!!

And she's definitely not a BBW....

As I said earlier on this (or the alternative) thread, she's one of the best I've seen.... And whilst things could have changed I would see her again as it was a fantastic experience ...!!!

Roland D Hay

I note that Miss Parklane has now included a much better profile pic that will make it far easier for some to now make a decision. Fair play to her for putting a better picture up. It confirms my view that she's a size 16 and not my cup of tea at all but I'm sure some will book based on the new profile pic.

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=616786
« Last Edit: January 13, 2014, 06:31:29 PM by Roland D Hay »


Offline broksonic

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Offline billyjo

Wow she looks hot stuff to me, beautiful natural breasts, may have to try her out soon. 

Roland D Hay

Wow she looks hot stuff to me, beautiful natural breasts, may have to try her out soon.

Which proves my earlier point that she would get punters based on people actually being able to see a half decent profile pic.

Offline billyjo

Which proves my earlier point that she would get punters based on people actually being able to see a half decent profile pic.

I was planning on booking an appointment with mssparklane up until someone mentioned she's a size 20 on this thread.

She looks smoking hot to me in that picture, real sexy curvy figure.

Offline aardvark

I did say .......................


Offline aardvark

It confirms my view that she's a size 16
Hardly .................. she may have to wear size 16 clothes to accommodate her huge boobs - as many well endowed ladies do - but that doesn't necessarily make her a size 16.  As was said before, give her a break!
« Last Edit: January 13, 2014, 11:37:12 PM by aardvark »

Offline lordship

hmm 150 on aw but 125 on the other site  :unknown:

Roland D Hay

Hardly .................. she may have to wear size 16 clothes to accommodate her huge boobs - as many well endowed ladies do - but that doesn't necessarily make her a size 16.  As was said before, give her a break!

I did give her a break, I said she'll get bookings now she has a half decent profile pic. She's definitely a 16 based on that pic, her tits might be a 20 though!




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