Kitty of Allure Escorts - Newcastle BUT this is not a negative against her!

[Philbiao1]

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Bear with me, this is a weird one, but I should start by saying that this IS NOT A NEGATIVE aimed at Kitty of Allure. I cannot stress this enough. It's possibly not even a negative against Allure, but the whole thing left me with a very bitter taste.

Feeling the horn, I fired off a text to Allure asking about the availability of Morgan, sadly she was full of busy, so I was offered either Heidi or Kitty. A quick look on their profiles and reviews on here, and I messaged back requesting a meet with Kitty.

Booked in, I arrived at the venue and sent a text asking for further instructions, I immediately got them - Allure's coms have just about always been great for me. I went up to the keypad, keyed in the number, and nothing, the door wouldn't open. A girl behind me, also wanting in, seemed to key in a different number, and held the door open for me... 

Anyway, got to the apartment, pressed the door, and the door opened like magic, I stepped through, and I was more than happy to be greeted by Kitty. Tall, slim, very easy on the eye, and very friendly.

Paperwork sorted, she slipped a way for a few seconds, before coming back and treating me to some highly sensual French kissing and cheeky stroking of my cock. Her use of her tongue during kissing boded well, or it would have, if it wasn't for the catastrophe that occurred.

There was a knock at the door, Kitty rolled her eyes, suggesting that it was another punter, FFS, a double booking? Turned out it wasn't. After what seemed like hours, Kitty returned and said there was two guys at the door. My Spidey sense was tingling, part of me thought that I was about to be stitched up and robbed, though even this turned out not to be the case.

It seemed that the apartment that Kitty/Allure was using had been double booked (AirBnB or Booking.com or some crap), and the guys were refusing to leave, knocking every few seconds.

Full of apology, Kitty said that we'd have to leave, and would I mind leaving with her so that it didn't look dodgy. In a daze at what was happening, I got dressed, and wondered what I had done to deserve this. I had extended my leaving work early to having a half day to take in a booking, and this was happening. A half day I can't claim back.

Apologising profusely, Kitty ran about like a blue arsed fly collecting her stuff, the girl was probably more stressed than I was. All of my money was also returned to me.

When we finally left, there was indeed two guys outside, both looking a bit pissed off, one on the phone talking about the double booking of the apartment. I could feel eyes burning into the back of our heads as we headed for the stairs. So much for discretion.

I want to be clear, this isn't a negative against Kitty, the girl was lovely, and she absolutely ticked all of my boxes, but someone, somehow fucked up.

Dawn from Allure messaged me apologising, she was at a loss as to what happened, but promised to find out.

However, this game only works when we're all being discreet, what happened today was anything but, and I am very angry that it happened.

[shaft10]

An absolute nightmare scenario, be interesting to find out who cocked up with apartment booking 

[Philbiao1]

I'd hate to be the guy who got the room that Kitty was working out from. Although it was tidy I don't suppose those sheets had been washed.. 

[daviemac]

Agencies providing apartments is a big no no so by rights the responsibility for the cock-up should be Kitty's. Unless Allure are ignoring that and risking going the same way as the Lock's. Bad news for punters if they are.   

[Kev3773]

Jesus, I've had a few funny ones over the years but nothing comes close to that. Glad you came out relatively unscathed 

[johnny34]

If it was double booked & Kitty was already in why did she have to leave? 

Somebody's cocked-up, just a pity you happened to be there when it did.

[Philbiao1]

I'm waiting for answers, the lady on the phone, Dawn, didn't have any, and said that Alli was currently away, so when she's back, hopefully there's some explanation. Dawn did say that they've never had this happen before, and I'm not exactly enamoured at being their first.

I can't say who had booked the apartment, but considering her shock and panic I guess it wasn't Kitty, and it cross my mind that it was weird that she was leaving, particularly as she was already in there, and obviously been there for a while, and was planning on being there longer, as she had to empty the fridge.

[johnny34]

I can't say who had booked the apartment, but considering her shock and panic I guess it wasn't Kitty.

Bad news if its the agency making the apartment bookings 

[MagpieJohn]

Bad situation. Obviously it's speculation but it sounds like the agent who books out the apartment is the one who's fucked up. I assume Kitty thought it wise to leave considering the nature of her business and 2 guys knocking constantly on the door who weren't going away. Hardly conducive to entertaining poor Philibao. Then there would very likely have been subsequent clients arriving with those 2 still hanging around.

[Mansell]

Bad situation. Obviously it's speculation but it sounds like the agent who books out the apartment is the one who's fucked up. I assume Kitty thought it wise to leave considering the nature of her business and 2 guys knocking constantly on the door who weren't going away. Hardly conducive to entertaining poor Philibao. Then there would very likely have been subsequent clients arriving with those 2 still hanging around.

Probably, but at this point speculation is not a good idea. What we do know is the 2 guys were obviously kicking off and wouldn't leave. So Kitty did the sensible thing and both her and client left discreetly without causing a scene which could have put Client (Philbiao)  in a compromising position. For me discretion is far more important than a missed punt. So yes annoying but handled well.

[FLYING BLUE]

Probably, but at this point speculation is not a good idea. What we do know is the 2 guys were obviously kicking off and wouldn't leave. So Kitty did the sensible thing and both her and client left discreetly without causing a scene which could have put Client (Philbiao)  in a compromising position. For me discretion is far more important than a missed punt. So yes annoying but handled well.

Sums it up perfectly
Interested to here of the eventual outcome

[NotTooOld4It]

Sums it up perfectly
Interested to here of the eventual outcome

I agree. Best to go quietly. They say, don't they, that if you ever find yourself in a hole, the first thing you should do is stop digging. Not the kind of hole Philbao expected though.

[Philbiao1]

Having slept on it I'm still a bit peeved over what happened but I'm starting to laugh about it, eventually it'll become a funny story I'll tell on some forum somewhere.

Yes, you're right, until I/we get further information from Allure, we can only speculate over what went wrong.

Both Kitty and Dawn on the phones were extremely apologetic, Kitty suggested that the apartment had been double booked, she was mortified, and the guys outside weren't going to leave and wanted in. Who could blame them? From their point of view they had booked and paid for the apartment.

Us leaving, however embarrassing and indiscreet (it felt like a walk of shame with those two guys staring at us) was the right thing to do.

One positive though, Kitty is fit, and I'd be interested in a follow up appointment to finish what was start.

[johnny34]

Having slept on it I'm still a bit peeved over what happened but I'm starting to laugh about it, eventually it'll become a funny story I'll tell on some forum somewhere.

Yes, you're right, until I/we get further information from Allure, we can only speculate over what went wrong.

Both Kitty and Dawn on the phones were extremely apologetic, Kitty suggested that the apartment had been double booked, she was mortified, and the guys outside weren't going to leave and wanted in. Who could blame them? From their point of view they had booked and paid for the apartment.

Us leaving, however embarrassing and indiscreet (it felt like a walk of shame with those two guys staring at us) was the right thing to do.

One positive though, Kitty is fit, and I'd be interested in a follow up appointment to finish what was start.

Think Allure should offer you a free 30min booking imho, whatever the reason for the cock-up.

[James999]

Sounds like a load of bollocks, if the apartment was double booked and she was there first it was the blokes problem and they'd speak to the owner of the apartment.

More likely a set up by the pimp / girl and the double booking was their back story 

Ask the "agency" to compensate you for loss of pay (half a day as you say) after all if they are a legitimate business this should not be an issue 

[Shitehawk]

Sounds like a load of bollocks, if the apartment was double booked and she was there first it was the blokes problem and they'd speak to the owner of the apartment.

More likely a set up by the pimp / girl and the double booking was their back story 

Ask the "agency" to compensate you for loss of pay (half a day as you say) after all if they are a legitimate business this should not be an issue 

Not sure what the girl or the agency would have to gain from it. 

[daviemac]

Sums it up perfectly
Interested to here of the eventual outcome

Personally I don't think we'll ever find out who was actually to blame for the cock-up, the agency are hardly going to admit they provide premises for the girls.
 
The one thing that is certain is Kitty and  Philbiao1 did the most sensible thing in the circumstances by leaving and not causing a scene. 

[James999]

and the guys outside weren't going to leave and wanted in. Who could blame them? From their point of view they had booked and paid for the apartment.

But equally so had Kitty, so why should you have to vacate, it doesn't make sense.

Surely if the two guys had rented the place they would have been given a key and would have let themselves in, but they turned up and knocked on the door of what they were "Supposed to be" expecting as an empty flat, and if you were not there how would they have expected to get into the flat 

[James999]

Not sure what the girl or the agency would have to gain from it.

Could be many reasons, but the story doesn't add up, if the "guys" were genuine renters of the flat they would have turned up expecting an empty flat and would have let themselves in, they wouldn't have turned up and knocked on the door, why would they, they would be expecting an empty flat (in the story as it's laid out)

If you check into a hotel and they give you a room key, you don't go up to your room and knock on the door and wait, and wait and wait, you don't expect anyone to be in there, you'd unlock the door and go in, the same way these guys would have if the story was true 

[datwabbit]

Surely if the two guys had rented the place they would have been given a key and would have let themselves in, but they turned up and knocked on the door of what they were "Supposed to be" expecting as an empty flat, and if you were not there how would they have expected to get into the flat 

True. Assumption is that she locked the door in some way. But they knocked so knew someone was in. But if I was them, I'd be arguing with the owner not someone who could say they legitimately were there. In fact, she could threaten to call police to get rid of them.

[daviemac]

True. Assumption is that she locked the door in some way. But they knocked so knew someone was in. But if I was them, I'd be arguing with the owner not someone who could say they legitimately were there. In fact, she could threaten to call police to get rid of them.

That would only work if Kitty herself had booked the apartment, if someone sent her there to use it she wouldn't know who was in the right.

[Philbiao1]

When we left, both guys looked pissed off, they had some luggage with them, and one was on the phone to someone talking about the "double booking" of the apartment.

Although I'm sort of smiling about it now, and other than wasted holiday time and a punt, it has put me off punting. I know that it's probably unlikely to ever happen again, but there's now a nagging doubt in the back of my mind. 

[James999]

When we left, both guys looked pissed off, they had some luggage with them, and one was on the phone to someone talking about the "double booking" of the apartment.

You said that before, and as I said above sounds more like a set up, if it was a genuine "double booking" the other people would have turned up and let themselves in, not rung the doorbell and stood outside talking about a double booking, and again two guys turning up and conveniently chatting about a double booking as she said to you.  And why would they be pissed off, if she wasn't there they couldn't have got into the flat 

Not saying what you've portrayed isn't true, but their story doesn't make sense.

[Philbiao1]

You said that before, and as I said above sounds more like a set up, if it was a genuine "double booking" the other people would have turned up and let themselves in, not rung the doorbell and stood outside talking about a double booking, and again two guys turning up and conveniently chatting about a double booking as she said to you.

Not saying what you've portrayed isn't true, but their story doesn't make sense.

I see what you're saying, and yes, I guess it is plausible, but I'm not sure what the end game could be. I was offered my money back, which I of course took.

When I looked at the Allure site later that day, I did notice that several girls who were offering city centre incalls were all of sudden no longer doing so and had switched to outcalls. Coincidence? I don't know, but it's curious.

[James999]

I see what you're saying, and yes, I guess it is plausible, but I'm not sure what the end game could be.

No idea what their game was, but their version of events is not plausible, it just simply does not match with what happened, two blokes turn up and a fit bird opens the door to let them in, why would they be pissed off 

More likely that they got busted by the owner for using the place as a brothel and concocted the story to get rid of you, sending over two blokes to make sure you went 

[waynekerr600]

Something iffy. I was wondering if Kitty was booked into the apartment the day before and chanced staying to long?

Very odd the guys who turned up didn't have a key as already mentioned.

[Mansell]

It's not unusual that the guys didn't have a key. Most rental flats have a key lockbox which you get the key from, so guessing when they found that empty they rang the bell rightly assuming someone was in the flat.

[vw]

No idea what their game was, but their version of events is not plausible, it just simply does not match with what happened, two blokes turn up and a fit bird opens the door to let them in, why would they be pissed off 

More likely that they got busted by the owner for using the place as a brothel and concocted the story to get rid of you, sending over two blokes to make sure you went 

Nothing shocks me with these pimps, story doesnt add up though. 

[waynekerr600]

It's not unusual that the guys didn't have a key. Most rental flats have a key lockbox which you get the key from, so guessing when they found that empty they rang the bell rightly assuming someone was in the flat.

That would fit in with my staying over to long theory.

[Philbiao1]

That would fit in with my staying over to long theory.

As I mentioned she clearly didn't think she was leaving on that day, as when she was packing her stuff she also emptied the fridge, and had enough food for at least a couple of days. Who knows, maybe she did outstay her apartment booking, but she appeared as shocked as I was.

Dawn on the phones couldn't explain what had happened, and said that Alli was currently on holiday and that she will bring it up with her on her return. I'll be sure to update the saga if I get any answers.

[James999]

That makes it even more strange, as surely if the two men were the next tenants the flat would have been cleaned between lettings, and it would have been the cleaners if anyone that disturbed you, not two men pretending to be the next tenants.

Unlikely the truth will come out, but you can be sure that the events don't match the story portrayed by the girl / pimp 

[vw]

That makes it even more strange, as surely if the two men were the next tenants the flat would have been cleaned between lettings, and it would have been the cleaners if anyone that disturbed you, not two men pretending to be the next tenants.

Unlikely the truth will come out, but you can be sure that the events don't match the story portrayed by the girl / pimp 

Suspect the 2 guys were the cleaners? 

[James999]

Suspect the 2 guys were the cleaners?

They would have had keys and would have let themselves in, as they wouldn't have expected anyone to be there 

[vw]

They would have had keys and would have let themselves in, as they wouldn't have expected anyone to be there 

Well when you leave these places you leave the keys in the key safe where you picked them up from, the cleaners would be expecting them there. 

anyway pure speculation, even Ali is slow to dream up bullshit to explain this. 

[James999]

Cleaners tend to have their own keys, the whole thing just doesn't add up 

[trainspotter]

We just don't know what happened so speculation is a bit of a waste of time. However, I'm not busy so I'll venture an opinion. I don't think that the two guys were cleaners or enforcers as neither of these would have brought the luggage the poor OP saw. I am inclined to think that the guys believed that they were moving in but that their booking had gone astray somewhere in the owner's/agent's system hence they were not expected with no cleaning of flat. Kitty obviously expected to be staying and I think probably was entitled to do so, but wisely decided to go in case a big fuss caused her activities to become known. I think there was cock-up not conspiracy and suspect that cock-up was fault of flat owner or letting agent. Maybe I'm being very astute and maybe I'm talking bollocks. Time may tell, or possibly not.

[waynekerr600]

Regrettably for the OP there was no cock up 

[vw]

We just don't know what happened so speculation is a bit of a waste of time. However, I'm not busy so I'll venture an opinion. I don't think that the two guys were cleaners or enforcers as neither of these would have brought the luggage the poor OP saw. I am inclined to think that the guys believed that they were moving in but that their booking had gone astray somewhere in the owner's/agent's system hence they were not expected with no cleaning of flat. Kitty obviously expected to be staying and I think probably was entitled to do so, but wisely decided to go in case a big fuss caused her activities to become known. I think there was cock-up not conspiracy and suspect that cock-up was fault of flat owner or letting agent. Maybe I'm being very astute and maybe I'm talking bollocks. Time may tell, or possibly not.

thought the NE pimps made the prossies sort their own place though?

[trainspotter]

thought the NE pimps made the prossies sort their own place though?

I didn't make any comment on who might have made the booking  for the flat - Kitty herself or someone else, and am not going to.

[trainspotter]

Regrettably for the OP there was no cock up 

Unfortunately you are correct!

[vw]

I didn't make any comment on who might have made the booking  for the flat - Kitty herself or someone else, and am not going to.

The agencies have made enough comments about the girls organising their own places.

You wouldn't know anyway, her behaviour is not of someone in control of the venue/booking. 

[daviemac]

thought the NE pimps made the prossies sort their own place though?

They claim they do which is why I can't see them admitting to booking this place. It seems to me as well that Kitty had little or no knowledge of the actual booking of the flat, if she had she could've phoned the letting agent to sort it without leaving.

[maxxblue]

What strikes me is the lack of response from Allure.

Why are they not responding? 

[vw]

What strikes me is the lack of response from Allure.

Why are they not responding? 

Allure have not posted for 10 days on uke since 2nd may

Her prossie profile says

I'm back from my Holidays. Lost phone so anyone trying to contact me please do so on here for now. Be back to work from Monday 14th xx External Link/Members Only


Probably a smokescreen

[Philbiao1]

Regrettably for the OP there was no cock up 

Unfortunately there was zero cock up, cock in, cock out, cock anything for me. 

By the time I got home, I was still dazed over what had happened to even have a tug to ease my blue balls. I mean, there I was Frenching a fit girl, then all manner of shit kicks off. No love for old Phil.

[datwabbit]

Allure have not posted for 10 days on uke since 2nd may

Her prossie profile says

I'm back from my Holidays. Lost phone so anyone trying to contact me please do so on here for now. Be back to work from Monday 14th xx External Link/Members Only


Probably a smokescreen

  probably a few missed messages from the Airbnb apartment owners.