Author Topic: Lacey565, Basildon  (Read 679 times)


2 review(s) for lacey565 (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Sparta Prada

Saw Lacey a few weeks ago. Not a great punt...

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Looks 3/10 - Lacey is the woman in the photos but they must have been taken several years ago. On the profile are photos of a nicely turned out milf with toned legs and a reasonable face, right? In reality you get a very plain woman who doesn’t seem to have made an effort to present herself in the best possible light. Lacey is 5’ 4”, size 14 IMO, so not huge but certainly not in any great shape. Facially she’s plain, didn’t seem to wear much make up, greeted me in a terry bathrobe, not sexy at all. Agewise I’d say mid 40s.

Service 5/10 - this is where it gets a little weird. Having entered the bedroom she starts going on about politics and stuff. It’s clear that she’s a bit of a political activist; I’m there just to get my rocks off but it’s difficult to get in the mood when you have someone ranting quite randomly about all sorts of shite. After ten minutes she relents and lays herself on the bed. Nice kissing, really gets into it, but I’m not in the zone as I don’t fancy her and didn’t appreciate Lacey getting on her soapbox at the beginning of the punt. I finger her which I can tell she likes but the smell on my fingers is pretty strong so I decide not to go down on her snatch. OWO is also good, she’s happy to be told to lick and suck my cock and balls and it’s decent. She puts the condom on and tells me to fuck her so I opt for missionary and fuck for a few minutes which is ok. I tell her I want to CIM so get off Lacey, off with the dom, she carries on sucking me, I tell her I’m gonna come. She does the classic dodging move so I basically cum all over myself but not inside her gob. Not a good ending.

Car parking 4/5 - she lives on an estate so there plenty of parking available nearby.

Premises 2/5 - Lacey works from what I suspect is her home. Home appears to be a council flat which really doesn’t look appealing particularly from the outside. The bedroom itself is a bit on the small side but ok, at least there’s a chair to chuck your clothes on. I didn’t go to her bathroom so can’t comment on this.

Value for money 3/10 - she’s a plain woman so I’ll say she’s overpriced at £80 for half an hour. The girls I consider to be my regulars are much more attractive, in far better shape, and only charge £70 for 30 minutes in nicer apartments or spotless hotel rooms.

Total 17/40 - photos not representative of the woman you meet and overpriced. Not worth visiting unless you want to pay for a political debate.