Carmel Anderson
London periphery, several locations - typically incall budget hotels or rented apartments
External Link/Members OnlyMaking arrangements / commsSeveral visits, over several months, at several locations; usually on the outskirts of London - have not witnessed much improvement in Ms Anderson's lamentably poor organisational skills. The experience of arriving at each appointment has been, from a customer's perspective, less than seamless at best - and some have been teeth-grindingly vexing, to the point where I've felt justified no-showing, or else turning up only to leave, the better to help her appreciate and share the inconvenience she has inadvertently put me to.
Not a promising way to open a review, nor to conduct one's business. Carmel is, or has been, simply incompetent at this aspect of dealing with hers. She hasn't yet absorbed the notions that, if, for example, you have an appointment on which business depends, then setting out with more than ample time to arrive early is essential; or, that if you anticipate being late, your default action should be to call your client/s to inform them, more than 10 minutes before your due start time.
This is a serious gripe, and I speak as someone who is habitually late himself. After at least two years experience in this business, there is no doubt that she simply needs to improve this aspect of her offering - however, I do have a sense that she will. So, moving on...
The womanShe is, to my eyes, undoubtedly pretty, albeit a wee diamond in the rough - layered with tattoos and hair extensions. She features in plenty of porn films, so you can judge for yourself. It may just be understandable short-hand, but she'll refer to herself as a porn-star, which is a little rich for me, but then, the only two other adult performers that I've seen - KDB and Angie George, both similarly promoted themselves. Hardly household names, any of them, but these days, its mostly just a tool by which they can market and differentiate themselves - allowing them to command a premium hourly rate, and bagging a few hundred whilst they're at it.
In person, at her work, she's not so different to her films: cheerful and ditzy; a little loud, a little gormless (I've heard some jaw-droppingly daft things pour out of her lips); friendly, sometimes sassy and maybe even canny, and also, at the bottom of it all, really quite sweet and decent. Despite having written some of those foregoing critiques, I really am fond of her - she's a bad girl come good being bad.
ServicesI often choose to indulge in a fairly limited palette of saucery, so, often I can't vouch for whether you can get a nip of whatever your particular fancy might be. But, I've no reason to suppose that she won't dish up something from her menu, if you ask. I've found her to be surprisingly awkward at the starting gun each time. She doesn't seem to have fallen into a set act, which I am grateful for, but she also doesn't own the langour or self-possession that I like to see in a woman. She will, however, ask you what you want her to do, and within reason, she will oblige too.
Thereafter, I've always found things happen more naturally and therefore agreeably. She comes into her own and reliably offers up a mix of enthusiasm, energy, warmth and tenderness enough to have made me pleased that I'd taken the gamble not to walk off in a huff at her earlier mishandling of the appointment.
I think she runs a fairly tight schedule when she's working, though I've never been bundled out of the door. Prices are, as previously alluded to, higher than we might expect to find for an everyday independent. This has meant that I haven't felt able to treat myself as frequently as i might like to, which is too bad for me.
ConclusionI enjoy time with her: if she can get accustomed to a system which means she organises her accomodation location and punctuality better, she ought to thrive.
