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One of my close friends is thinking about getting into punting, he hasn't exactly got a type as hes had very few sexual experiences in the past due to confidence issues, who would you recommend for a first timer? :drinks:

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Thats actually a great idea  :drinks: cheers for that !

might have just saved him a lifestyle change  :dance:

Offline aardvark

One of my close friends is thinking about getting into punting, he hasn't exactly got a type as hes had very few sexual experiences in the past due to confidence issues, who would you recommend for a first timer? :drinks:

Tell your close friend that he is better off confronting his schizophrenia first .................

Offline Steve2

One of my close friends is thinking about getting into punting, he hasn't exactly got a type as hes had very few sexual experiences in the past due to confidence issues, who would you recommend for a first timer? :drinks:

Loose wellies and a sheep?


OK I'll get my coat

 :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

« Last Edit: November 18, 2013, 03:46:37 PM by Steve2 »

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Loose wellies and a sheep?


OK I'll get my coat

 :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:


Q. What do you call a guy standing on a corner in Cardiff, with a sheep under each arm ??

A. A pimp.

 :cool:


Offline PuntingPete

Come on then, lets get them all out of the way  :D

What do you call 2 sheep tied to a lampost in Pontypridd? - a leisure centre  :sarcastic:

You're 'friend' will enjoy that one jwill  :lol:
« Last Edit: November 18, 2013, 06:35:30 PM by PuntingPete »

Offline aardvark

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What do you call 2 sheep tied to a lampost in Pontypridd? - a leisure centre  


No, it takes three for a leisure centre in Ponty. Two is a Rugby Club committee meeting.!!
« Last Edit: November 18, 2013, 09:50:00 PM by aardvark »

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Desert Island

A man and his dog are shipwrecked onto a deserted island. After a few days he decides to reconnoiter the island. He discovers that the only other inhabitants are sheep. He recalls how his farm buddies would brag how they would screw sheep for kicks and he says to himself: 'I'll never be that desperate.'

Sooooo, a few days later he can't get those sheep out of his mind, and soon he's sneaking up on the flock. Just as he is about to pounce on a really cute one, the dog grabs his leg and won't let go. He snaps to, and thanks the dog for keeping him from making a fool of himself. This same scene happens every night for a month and the guy is really getting pissed at the dog.

Suddenly one day, the man spies a liferaft bobbing in the surf. In the raft is a beautiful young girl, half dead but alive. He takes her back to his hut revives her and nurses her to health. After a few days the girl is feeling fine, and that evening a rush of gratitude sweeps over her....

She confronts the man: 'I owe you my life. I'm yours forever. I'll do anything you want'

'Anything?'

'Anything!!'

'OK, hold that dog for ten minutes!!!'





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