Hello all,
So after a long time lurking (and straight away thank you all for your contributions and advice) I decided to go for my first punt in the UK. I had had a few punts in Europe (mainly Germany) previously when on business/holiday but was concerned about doing it closer to home.
Intro:
Girl's name was "Amy" and I saw her on
External Link/Members Only. I guess that was mistake #1 (ie not going for a well reviewed and adultwork profile verified punt) but with those Megan Markle looks I decided that it was worth a go especially as she was literally just down the street from me.
CommsResponse time was good, not chatty but we arranged a punt within 20 mins. She was up front about just offering massage, oral and sex (all with condom).
GirlWell, this is where the bait and switch comes in; the girl was nothing like in her photos but that said, she was fairly pretty, about 5'7, had great (and I mean great) natural 34D tits. Really lovely in the hand. Body was pretty good too; not slim but not chubby either. She did say she was getting back into exercising to loose weight but I prefer a naturally shaped woman to a stick insect so I really didn't mind.
LocationThis was what really killed it for me. It was a grotty basement flat on City Street with a heavy smell of damp/towels that needed washing. Bed was disgusting and the room was just a dimly lit subterranean box.
ActionWhen I walked in I decided that I definitely didn't want to spend an hour there so went for 30 mins instead as I had psyched myself up for it and decided she was worth giving a shot. Handed over £70 and she left the room briefly to leave the money in another room. She was polite and easy to talk to; good English. But the massage was really her just gliding her hands over my back with some (not enough) oil and overall that part was a bit crap and I felt awkward. Things didn't get much better when I flipped over onto my back after about 10 mins and she started giving me what must have been the most delicate touch (and not in a good way) handjob I've ever experienced (on a punt or not). Literally almost just thumb and forefinger haha! I told her what I liked and to be fair she was quite obliging. OW doesn't really do it for me so I think she was probably accommodating because she didn't have to provide the blowjob service that I could have asked for. Anyway, after trying a couple of different handjob positions (go on, laugh, but we know sometimes you just have to see what works for you) we got to the sex. She popped the condom on with her mouth in actually a very skilled way, popped some lube on the tip and I was straight into doggystyle with her. She did feel good and she did the old "play with the balls" trick which to be honest I didn't mind as I was 1) ready to pop so I could get out of there and 2) it does feel nice so in an amount of time I'm ashamed to say, I finished.
SummaryOverall I do feel like the whole experience could have been better and the main thing that soured the mood (more than the fact that I didn't meet the Amy in the vivastreet pictures was that the location was absolutely rank. In another place it may have been a neutral review but I felt like I had wasted my time and money other than seeing and feeling a great pair of tits and not having had to just have a wank so there you go.
Sorry if the above review is crap. I plan on going on another punt tomorrow with a lady that looks a lot more promising and has been good on the comms so far so your feedback would be much appreciated so I can give back to the online community that has given me so much knowledge and solice (in a way).
Yours,
Aldoran
Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members Only