[Malicious review] englishrebecca121 - Bristol

[AgentTrance]

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Comms: All arranged via text messaging and a phone call. Had to book a few days in advance for my convenience so checked each day for an update prior to the punt to ensure it was still on. I agreed to her request of a minor time change prior to the meeting but her comms were handled well and instructions were clear enough to follow to get to her location.

Venue: A nice clean, tidy and well organized apartment in central Bristol near College Green, easy to find with on street parking available as well as multi storey car parks a short distance away.

Cost: £80.

Length: 30 minutes.

Looks: Her Adultwork pictures provide a very accurate description of her looks.

Punt: Rebecca opened the door where we exchanged kisses before leading me to her bedroom where paperwork was exchanged for services. There was no clock watching on her part and she left the payment on the side and didn't appear to be rushing things. Once I joined her on the bed she chatted away with me, for too long really as she sure enjoys talking about her life a lot! We eventually moved things forward after quite some time, plenty of kissing before she gave me OWO. I returned the favor with RO on her, she had a nice clean, freshly shaven pussy too.

Was going to go for sex but the chatting away resumed which dampened the mood for me. When I finally managed to get myself hard I gave her a pounding in missionary and went to change position but once again with the chatting it kept putting me off. We had actually gone a good 10 minutes over my allocated time at this stage which to be fair to her she did let me finish with CIM before offering a shower which I accepted. We exchanged a few kisses before saying our goodbyes.

Summary: While Rebecca was welcoming, friendly, delivered some of the services that I sought I feel that the chatting away was distracting and off putting including asking a few personal questions. As a result I felt disillusioned in the aftermath not feeling I got my money's worth. Ultimately though in my opinion it felt a major let down and it didn't feel satisfactory. Too much chatting!

Value for money: Not for me.

Would I return: No. While some services were delivered, on a whole it was not enough to warrant a return visit.

Would I recommend: No.

[Billy no mates]

I have a feeling this will run for a few pages, and I wanted to get on page 1 

She has been called out on being ‘chatty’ before, pretty sure she posted something about trying to change that, clearly that didn’t work.

I did book her once and had to cancel last minute, she didn’t act all ‘prossie’ about it and accepted my apologies.

Sorry you had a poor punt.

[James999]

It takes two to chat, what did you chat about?

[Kev40ish]

Here we go again.... what really did you expect!!! It’s so obvious what she’s like.

[bfl]

3 reviews and 3 negatives. I think you need to do more research before booking fella

[EnglishRebecca121]

thanks for the review may i ask when this was as i totally took on board my last negative for chatting and made sure i dont  waste time anymore!!!!

[EnglishRebecca121]

prehaps book a pornstar next time as all 3 of your reviews have been negatives too

ps as you also mention we went overtime by 10 mins so chatting time WASNT even taken out of the booking time but still  i did take on board the last negative so im intreged as to when this was?

[Cunning Punt]

3 reviews and 3 negatives. I think you need to do more research before booking fella

Perhaps he's keeping the 'gems' to himself. 

[AgentTrance]

thanks for the review may i ask when this was as i totally took on board my last negative for chatting and made sure i dont  waste time anymore!!!!

I saw you yesterday.

[zigzag678]

This review seems unfair if the service wasnt bad and she went 10 minutes over then you got 10 minutes of chat from a naked woman for free.

If she hadnt chatted you would probably have said she was a miserable cow.

[AgentTrance]

prehaps book a pornstar next time as all 3 of your reviews have been negatives too

ps as you also mention we went overtime by 10 mins so chatting time WASNT even taken out of the booking time but still  i did take on board the last negative so im intreged as to when this was?

Well as my review states, there was still plenty of chatting during the punt so I don't feel I got my money's worth.

[AgentTrance]

It takes two to chat, what did you chat about?

A number of things, her cats, the local area, her life, where I had travelled from, had I specifically come to Bristol to see her, couple of personal stuff, other escorts, my thoughts on her body and appearance, etc.

[Brazilian Martian]

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[Ron Swanson]

I think a nice chat at the beginning is good ... it's friendly and I like that. I ageee ... if it appeared in the middle of the action ... could be a bit of a passion killer.

I'm quite tempted by Rebecca ... think he pics and body are gorgeous. I'm not as well read up on here as some users but see she has 60 odd reviews which seems like a good sign.

Outside of the chatting, was she responsive during the sexual stuff? I.e moaning, seemingly into it, kissing was passionate?

[AgentTrance]

3 reviews and 3 negatives. I think you need to do more research before booking fella

Fair point but as I don't punt very often I don't usually spend much time looking at escorts online, perhaps I ought to though.

[EnglishRebecca121]

omg the young guy who actually booked 30 mins and was in my house for over 50 mins yes!!

I did everyting you asked for , you came across very nervous so i tried to talk a little to break the ice.
 Iguess you cant click with everyone but by fuck did i try my best,Next time try taking the lead and dont overrun as you were banging away for ages and even when i said we were 12 mins over time you  tried to carry on!

[Brazilian Martian]

omg the young guy who actually booked 30 mins and was in my house for over 50 mins yes!!

I did everyting you asked for , you came across very nervous so i tried to talk a little to break the ice.
 Iguess you cant click with everyone but by fuck did i try my best,Next time try taking the lead and dont overrun as you were banging away for ages and even when i said we were 12 mins over time you  tried to carry on!

How did he come across nervous ? This is intriguing

[EnglishRebecca121]

How did he come across nervous ? This is intriguing

I dont want to get into "outing "someone terms but the body lanuage, the way he spoke and the way he acted. all i did was try to be nice!

[James999]

you were banging away for ages

How many times did he make you cum ?

[bfl]

Perhaps he's keeping the 'gems' to himself. 

Shit Cunt then 

[zigzag678]

omg the young guy who actually booked 30 mins and was in my house for over 50 mins yes!!

I did everyting you asked for , you came across very nervous so i tried to talk a little to break the ice.
 Iguess you cant click with everyone but by fuck did i try my best,Next time try taking the lead and dont overrun as you were banging away for ages and even when i said we were 12 mins over time you  tried to carry on!

How big or small was his cock? He has had his say now you should have your say.

[Brazilian Martian]

How big or small was his cock? He has had his say now you should have your say.

Grow up you PRAT thats not how this site works

[Brazilian Martian]

I dont want to get into "outing "someone terms but the body lanuage, the way he spoke and the way he acted. all i did was try to be nice!

Ok fair enough, if what you say is true then this negative seems unfair and could maybe be a neutral.

[Doombar]

Thanks for the review OP.  ER reviews are always fun on here - especially the Negs - she loves em really - all publicity is good publicity!

Intrigued that your 2 previous were in Southampton area. Did you travel all the way to Briz just to chat to ER?   

[maggsy]

thanks for the review may i ask when this was as i totally took on board my last negative for chatting and made sure i dont  waste time anymore!!!!

Maybe you could invest in a ball gag that clients can apply if they think you are chatting too much?
 

[azzman99]

Just remember she can't chat if her mouth is full

[EnglishRebecca121]

Maybe you could invest in a ball gag that clients can apply if they think you are chatting too much?

I DO have one

[bfl]

I DO have one

Use it

[maggsy]

I DO have one

Fair play, problem solved then.

[ciderhead]

How to deal with talkers

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[AgentTrance]

I ageee ... if it appeared in the middle of the action ... could be a bit of a passion killer.

Outside of the chatting, was she responsive during the sexual stuff? I.e moaning, seemingly into it, kissing was passionate?

It occurred thoughout the punt. Outside of chatting aside from RO and some kissing no not particularly very into it.

[EnglishRebecca121]

It occurred thoughout the punt. Outside of chatting aside from RO and some kissing no not particularly very into it.

you had dfk owo ro and sex what else did u want, fireworks to come out of my arse?

[CheeseBoard]

I dont want to get into "outing "someone terms but the body lanuage, the way he spoke and the way he acted. all i did was try to be nice!

If you knew / thought he was nervous, shouldn’t you have moved things along at a reasonable pace?

If he was nervous, probably didn’t like to stop you talking and offend perhaps which you didn’t pick up on because you were yabbering on

[AgentTrance]

omg the young guy who actually booked 30 mins and was in my house for over 50 mins yes!!

I did everyting you asked for , you came across very nervous so i tried to talk a little to break the ice.
 Iguess you cant click with everyone but by fuck did i try my best,Next time try taking the lead and dont overrun as you were banging away for ages and even when i said we were 12 mins over time you  tried to carry on!

Had you politely asked me to leave your place I would have done so immediately, surprised you didn't seeing as this clearly stresses you out. You chatted away for some time you know including asking some personal stuff which to be honest I found rather intrusive. Yes I know we went over our time but you never complained or kicked up a fuss about it during the punt. It's not like you jumped up and said "your times up, now get out of my apartment now" did you? I was a guest in your home yes, paying for a service. If you had merely asked me to go as my time was up I would completely understand as after all, it's your property.

[AgentTrance]

Thanks for the review OP.  ER reviews are always fun on here - especially the Negs - she loves em really - all publicity is good publicity!

Intrigued that your 2 previous were in Southampton area. Did you travel all the way to Briz just to chat to ER?   

Thank you and no I was staying in a town about an hour give or take from Bristol so the journey wasn't as long as it would have been had I travelled from Hampshire.

[Brazilian Martian]

you had dfk owo ro and sex what else did u want, fireworks to come out of my arse?

 

[Kev40ish]

Had you politely asked me to leave your place I would have done so immediately, surprised you didn't seeing as this clearly stresses you out. You chatted away for some time you know including asking some personal stuff which to be honest I found rather intrusive. Yes I know we went over our time but you never complained or kicked up a fuss about it during the punt. It's not like you jumped up and said "your times up, now get out of my apartment now" did you? I was a guest in your home yes, paying for a service. If you had merely asked me to go as my time was up I would completely understand as after all, it's your property.

Personally I think your as much to blame. You went and saw someone who you obviously knew talks for England then complain about it. You got all the services and enough time. You are obviously a sensitive soul who is intimidated by personal questions. Fuck sake grow up your there to fuck her.

It’s your review and obviously it wasn’t for you, which I do respect and it’s a warning to lightweights not to go and see her.

[Brazilian Martian]

Had you politely asked me to leave your place I would have done so immediately, surprised you didn't seeing as this clearly stresses you out. You chatted away for some time you know including asking some personal stuff which to be honest I found rather intrusive. Yes I know we went over our time but you never complained or kicked up a fuss about it during the punt. It's not like you jumped up and said "your times up, now get out of my apartment now" did you? I was a guest in your home yes, paying for a service. If you had merely asked me to go as my time was up I would completely understand as after all, it's your property.

But to be fair if you paid for a hour then you shoulf really try and wrap it up 5 mins before your time, I'm not sure if you're new to punting but staying over the allotted time is cheeky.

[Brazilian Martian]

Personally I think your as much to blame. You went and saw someone who you obviously knew talks for England then complain about it. You got all the services and enough time. You are obviously a sensitive soul who is intimidated by personal questions. Fuck sake grow up your there to fuck her.

It’s your review and obviously it wasn’t for you, which I do respect and it’s a warning to lightweights not to go and see her.

+100 on the time keeping and services, but i disagree about the personal questions it's not really cool when you have a total asking questions about what you do for a living or other stuff when all you want to do is fuck.

[AgentTrance]

But to be fair if you paid for a hour then you shoulf really try and wrap it up 5 mins before your time, I'm not sure if you're new to punting but staying over the allotted time is cheeky.

Yes true and fair enough however it was never my intention to overstay and as I said had Rebecca told me to leave, I would have. Not necessarily new to punting but I definitely don't punt as much as others for sure, perhaps I'm just out touch with how certain things in punting work. Well we live and learn I suppose.

[bfl]

He is entitled to his opinion and if he classes it as a negative then it’s a negative.

[vw]

fireworks to come out of my arse?

Now that sounds interesting.    You have my attention. 

[Kev40ish]

+100 on the time keeping and services, but i disagree about the personal questions it's not really cool when you have a total asking questions about what you do for a living or other stuff when all you want to do is fuck.

It’s that balancing act some people like it others don’t. You know what your going to get from ER. So that’s why he marked it neg which is fair enough.
But she certainly tried to make up for it in time, which a lot of SPs  wouldn’t

[AgentTrance]

you had dfk owo ro and sex what else did u want, fireworks to come out of my arse?

Yes but in all honesty you didn't seem to be putting much effort into it, enthusiasm wise. For £80, which is alot of money just for 30 minutes work I was dissatisfied with it overall and way too much chatting took over much of the booking time, thats not exactly what I had planned to pay for when I booked you.

[sigmund]

you had dfk owo ro and sex what else did u want, fireworks to come out of my arse?

Hey I didn't know about the anal fireworks option, I feel short changed now 

[Ron Swanson]

I'm not massively sure what the debate is here but it's an interesting read. As ER said ... you don't always click with everyone ... and that applies to both parties. So if the OP was dissatisfied I also think he's right to post a negative review as ultimately that was how he felt about it. It's clear he's not lying about the detail ... as ER appears to confirm the lack of connection ... and I guess this is why it's so important to provide details so the rest of us can make up our own minds. That's all any of us can do ...

As I said I very much like the look of ER ... she's on my HL ... and there's enough positives on here for me. I'm not too worried about the chatting ... hopefully it won't diffuse the passion

[Kev40ish]

A question to the OP so you have only been a member for less than a month, have you had any positive experiences as three negatives is rather unfortunate.

[EnglishRebecca121]

Had you politely asked me to leave your place I would have done so immediately, surprised you didn't seeing as this clearly stresses you out.

I clearly made a huge hint when i told u we were 12 mins over when u hinted at sex again. you then asked if you could come in my mouth which like a trooper i allowed you the 5 mins extra for this also, so you were well aware we were over time, im to polite to just kick someone else, i cant win

[Kev40ish]

I clearly made a huge hint when i told u we were 12 mins over when u hinted at sex again. you then asked if you could come in my mouth which like a trooper i allowed you the 5 mins extra for this also, so you were well aware we were over time, im to polite to just kick someone else, i cant win

I don’t know why you take it so personally you can’t please everyone. It’s just not possible, if you change your approach you risk upsetting the large number of positives you have gained.

[EnglishRebecca121]

ive updated my profile with a tab about my gfe to hopefull avoid someone booking me who seeks something im not x