Melanie - swansea Marina

[gridle]

Girl - Melanie, 5.0 ft, slim, 34c chest, and very pretty

Location - swansea Marina, common place where girls change every week.

Cost £60 half hour

Read previous reviews on here regarding Melanie, all positive. As you can see i have given a negative due to certain reasons.

Arrive on time, handed Melanie £60 for half hour, she was wearing Daisy Dukes denim shorts, and great figure. i recognized her from somewhere but cant figure out where (will be revealed later)

She stripped off totally naked, very nice on the eye. told me to strip and lie on the bed, and she started to proceed with a massage, its was a very soft massage and did manage to massage the right areas, but i think it was a bit of a time wasting thing to be honest. she then proceeded to rub underneath me and stroking my dick and told me to turn over. started to kiss my body all over and then got a condom to put in her mouth, i asked if i could have OWO for extra cost but she said no as she had ulcer, which triggered my memory on where i have heard that before and sure it was the same girl i had seen before at same place. any way the condom went on and gave a slow blow job, next she gets on top for some cowgirl, literally 3 humps and rolled over and told me to pick a position, i went for spooning for a few minutes and then she said are you nearly done, i was like no its only been 10 minutes ffs. so had her in missionary position and starting moaning and saying " you must cum, please cum in her Thai accent" . i was no where near ready. then i went into doggy position and again she said same thing. by now she had pissed me off a bit so said give me a BJ to finish but refused as she didnt like going down after condom been on, so she said she would wank me off. she did this for about 30 seconds and then kept saying "hurry up and cum i have no power in arm,,,,, no more power. i was like WTF, and that when i remembered i had seen her in same place around 2 years ago and she was exactly the same then. Not sure how the reviews are so different as others claimed shes really good. i dont think its me as i have good Hygene, well dress, and not that bad looking.

so its a negative for me as she was trying to rush through the appointment.

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[Punting_Mad]

Strange because I saw her last week too and had my usual excellent 1 hour service.. Owo.. F.s. .. Cim

[Jamez17]

I saw her when she was last about,  TBA I think she is stunning,  I came in no time loved it...... can't fault her 

[gridle]

Ffs am i doing something wrong lol. Is it because i only had half hour? I offered wxtra money.

Dont get me wrong she is gorgest. But anticlimax after reading the reviews previously

[gridle]

Strange because I saw her last week too and had my usual excellent 1 hour service.. Owo.. F.s. .. Cim

That’s the one.

[playpal69]

It's normally an extra tenner for OWO too.

I saw her last week, all good, but it was an hour.
She did get me off well before the end, but no complaints

[ash19]

I saw her last week too, with the usual excellent service. Haven't reviewed yet! Sorry to hear you had a shit time. If its any consolation she was very quiet when I met her for the first time last year and its only since my 2 subsequent visits within 6 months that the service has got better and better with each meet. Maybe its just a familiarity thing?  Anyways no excuse for a rush service like that. 

[Hectorshouse]

Sounds like you caught her on a bad day G!

HH

[alfred_414]

I saw her last Friday for half hour as well, but everything was good.

[vw]

Sounds like you caught her on a bad day G!

HH

that's no good to OP is it, sounds inconsistent IMO unless some of the posters are uncles friends?   

I saw her last Friday for half hour as well, but everything was good.

Good for you!

Why not post your own review rather than questioning OPs experience? 

[Punting_Mad]

I've shagged her at least 10 times and never had a problem.. Ulcer? Refusal for owo? Fucking to completion? Never ever a problem.. And no.. I am not Madams friend.. This place doesn't have an Uncle

[vw]

I've shagged her at least 10 times and never had a problem.. Ulcer? Refusal for owo? Fucking to completion? Never ever a problem.. And no.. I am not Madams friend.. This place doesn't have an Uncle

you were quick to jump on your steed to say that though, seems a good team effort to trash his review.

I'm sure some will be rewarded by the pimp for their loyalty. 

[Punting_Mad]

not white knighting but do not like the inference from you that I am...

[vw]

not white knighting but do not like the inference from you that I am...

don't white knight then defending madams girls..   

read this and tell me it isnt what you are doing

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White Knight: Popular internet slang for a forum member that rushes to a defend a prostitute after she has been poorly reviewed.

[Punting_Mad]

there is no defence of them...
Melanie is a favourite fuck when she is in town..
I have had good and bad there.. Chinese being the most variable..
But there is not a lot of choice in Swansea unfortunately which you would know if you were local!

[vw]

there is no defence of them...
Melanie is a favourite fuck when she is in town..
I have had good and bad there.. Chinese being the most variable..
But there is not a lot of choice in Swansea unfortunately which you would know if you were local!

that is blatant defending, trying to muddy the water of his expereince

Just accept it you are a White Knight, sad really, no wonder people hide negatives in these parts.   

so lack of choice means you need to defend.   

[Punting_Mad]

that's the end of my chat with you on this thread..VW..
I will undoubtedly get slagged off again.. Buy hey.. Im a big boy now so you don't really matter.

[vw]

that's the end of my chat with you on this thread..VW..
I will undoubtedly get slagged off again.. Buy hey.. Im a big boy now so you don't really matter.

thanks for ending your defence of this maiden in such a noble manner.   

[STAR-LORD]

that's the end of my chat with you on this thread..VW..
I will undoubtedly get slagged off again.. Buy hey.. Im a big boy now so you don't really matter.

If the OP has a negative experience let it go. YMMV. No point rattling VW's cage.

[vw]

If the OP has a negative experience let it go. YMMV. No point rattling VW's cage.

No point white knighting you mean.

[STAR-LORD]

If the OP has a negative experience let it go. YMMV. No point White Knighting.

Why didn't you just manipulate and fix text like that? Your good at that...

[vw]

Why didn't you just manipulate and fix text like that? Your good at that...

Talking to yourself.   

[STAR-LORD]

Talking to yourself.   

We all go a bit loony sometimes... 

[playpal69]

You got too much time on your hands V Dub

[vw]

You got too much time on your hands V Dub

Another of the knights come to defend the fair maiden, will you be getting rewarded by the madam too for your attempt to discredit this review. 

[playpal69]

Lol if only it was that easy to get a  free fuck

X

[vw]

Lol if only it was that easy to get a  free fuck

X

Well if you are a hero long enough some might.   

What the fuck is the x about ?  Are you the madam or a gaylord hitting on me.   

[gridle]

well i can see there has been a bit of a convo going on in this post.

as i am the original OP and i have given an honest review and i find it to much of a coincidence that i have seen her twice and both the same tactics with Melanie, both times rushed, both times no OWO available and both times wanking me off......going on about no power in her arm. i just dont know how my experience is so different. I am not ugly by any means    and hygiene is good so she cant even use that as a excuse.

its possible that i happen to have 2 bad experiences with same girl unfortunately. Maybe i am being a bit harsh! but i had a 30 minute meet and left before 20 mins so i would say its a bit rushed. i have seen another girl there and had a better experience.

i seen her last Friday the same day as one of the other readers on here and he had a different experience.

[WelshElise]

well i can see there has been a bit of a convo going on in this post.

as i am the original OP and i have given an honest review and i find it to much of a coincidence that i have seen her twice and both the same tactics with Melanie, both times rushed, both times no OWO available and both times wanking me off......going on about no power in her arm. i just dont know how my experience is so different. I am not ugly by any means    and hygiene is good so she cant even use that as a excuse.

its possible that i happen to have 2 bad experiences with same girl unfortunately. Maybe i am being a bit harsh! but i had a 30 minute meet and left before 20 mins so i would say its a bit rushed. i have seen another girl there and had a better experience.

i seen her last Friday the same day as one of the other readers on here and he had a different experience.

I don't  think you were harsh if you had a negative expirience then you had a negative expirience and as its a site for a persons expirience then your view and opinion on your expirience  is valid maybe the white knights should write there own reviews instead of white knighting ?? 

[Punting_Mad]

I wrote the first review on her.!!

[vw]

I wrote the first review on her.!!

will be nice when admin has finished the system for linking the non aw reviews IMO.  In the pipe line supposedly.

[Punting_Mad]

my review is AW indexed....

[vw]

my review is AW indexed....

but it isn't indexed by prossie, more by establishment unless she has different names.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=14679

you have reviewed aw profile 4 times but 4 different girls.

[Punting_Mad]

it is a flat.!!
Not a lot I can do about the changing girls there other than to put the name up..
It has been pointed out that this is B&S.. i.e. the girl or description on the profile isn't who you see..
I don't know how else to phrase the reviews.. You seem to be the expert here.. what would you do???

[vw]

it is a flat.!!
Not a lot I can do about the changing girls there other than to put the name up..
It has been pointed out that this is B&S.. i.e. the girl or description on the profile isn't who you see..
I don't know how else to phrase the reviews.. You seem to be the expert here.. what would you do???

just be honest and not white knight if punters have a shite one, for all you know it could be a switch. 

[Punting_Mad]

ok.....
but I will continue to review the girls that pop up there.. that will not change.

[vw]

ok.....
but I will continue to review the girls that pop up there.. that will not change.

rightly so, its shame they share an aw account. 

[Jamez17]

Wow that took an unexpected detour

[Prowler]

Iv had several experiences with melanie, to be honest i can never remember a bad punt or anything that resembles this review, but i do believe in what the reviewer is saying as i have had bad punts sometimes in other places. I don't know if sometimes the girls just really like certain types of people or what not, but all my experiences at the asian parlour in swansea have been good, iv seen around 5 or 6 different girls there and its all been a pleasurable and a really well mannered experience. Considering you have been there twice and she has been that way, i would probably pick another girl if you return, but yeah i can say melanie has always been a nice punt for me personally. Dont worry punting, one day il get round to that review