Colours nail and beauty massage, Birmingham. 07447572960
External Link/Members OnlyWow, this was a one-off experience. After my previous encounter which was all good, this was so strange, in 25 years of punting, never had anything like this. Walked in about 12.30 today lunchtime, walked through to the back and went down the stairs. Was met by a big fat Chinese girl who was built like a tank, so I shall now refer to her as 'Panza'. Panza screeches 'You wan massage?' and proceeds to rub her hands in the air. I look at her and think she is probably a triad debt collector, fucking horrendous. I say "Which other girl on?", she pretends to not understand and repeats louder this time "YOU WAN MASSAGE?", I say "How many girls on?" she shrugs, I say "HOW MANY GIRL!". Penny drops and Panza says "2 girls I am free but Na na busy!", I say "I want to see Na na" (seriously hoping Na na is not her 18 stone twin).
I say "How long?", Panza's English has suddenly improved and she retorts "30 minutes", and ushered me into a room to wait. No payment made yet, just sat on the couch whilst Panza is manning the exit and I wait to see if Na na is nice enough to tug my cock. I then hear Panza on the phone, very aggressive and shouty, it could be the norm for their language and she might have been speaking to her mum, "Hi mum happy birthday, I love you so much, I'm glad you liked the flowers, I'll come over later and I'll cook you something nice, happy birthday, love you, see you in a bit". I got the feeling the call went more "Chan thinks you are taking the piss, you owe him 15 grand and If you don't have the cash ready for when I come over then I'm going to batter you for 10 minutes with my nunchucks". That was the tone of the conversation.
So I am waiting listening to Panza screeching down her Samsung and I need to go for a piss. I open the door and am greeted by Panza "YOU WAIT IN ROOM YOU NO LEAVE!", I say "I need the toilet" and made a gesture of holding my index finger out by my crotch, swaying my hips side to side and making a "Shhhhhhh" noise, she twigs and rolls her eyes and says "YOU GO UPSTAIRS BUT BE QUICK". I go upstairs one flight and can spy freedom, the front door is within a few seconds grasp, I kind of get how Steve McQueen must have been feeling, sat on the motorcycle looking at the border and thinking do I jump the fence or not. He went for it, I did not. Bottled it and went to the loo upstairs. When I came downstairs; I was greeted by Panza who was between the exit and me, so I went downstairs like a naughty schoolboy heading for detention. Panza follows. Just then an Asian man starts walking down the stairs, I am sat on the sofa downstairs and Panza is manning reception, the Asian guy Looks at me and I look at him, it's one of those "Is this all on offer?" looks, I nervously smiled back at him, Panza does her "You wan massage" spiel, he also does the "Which other girl?" Panza angrily shouts "NO OTHER GIRL, ME JUST ME", bloke decides to walk. Brave, very brave. Panza decides I put the Asian guy off, and ushers me into the room "You wait and no come out!". Shortly after there is a tap on the door and Na na makes an appearance, she is slim and friendly and the polar opposite of Panza. I do the whole wanking motion "£20 wanky wanky", she laughs and says "Ok mister wanky wanky £20". I pay her the £20 and wait for her to return.
The service was good, no oil as requested as I prefer a dry wank, lots of her pinching my nipples, wanking slowly and quickly on my aching to erupt cock, her making those "Ooooh Ahhhhhh" sounds that Chinese women tend to, and I eventually erupted much to Na na's delight. She cleaned me up and I got dressed. No sign of Panza on depature from the room. I venture up the stairs and Panza is waiting "You happy!, you had good time!?", I nod and smile and make it out in one piece. Overall good tug job by Na na, deffo off putting with Panza's attitude though. Therefore a neutral experience.
