Location: 3 Lisle St Soho Walkup, Upper Flat
Looks: 7/10
Young, mid-20's, tall and pretty brunette, ample make-up and dark features. Slightly thick build, large natural breasts and pink nipples. Some belly chub with slight rolls in mish, medium sized ass, unnaturally hard, and a bit of cellulite. Pierced belly button. Overall quite attractive for those who like bigger women.
Service: 2/10Rushed service, poor service, bossy, complained, rude, bad attitude, short timing ripoff.
Paid: £57/20 minutes
Details:My first choices through AW were not available, so I decided to wander the Soho walkups to see who was working. As I walked up the narrow and darkly lit stairs of 3 Lisle, the upper flat door creaked open,
revealing Christina, who peered out like a trap door spider awaiting its prey. She beckoned me in, to which I was reluctant but then foolishly entered this spider's web.
After paying, she immediately started the typical shitty prostitute BS. Rushing me to get undressed to move things along too quickly. I tried to slow things down, and gently played with her breasts. After 10-20 seconds she complained, saying "they're not balls". ??
Onto the bed and I was able to play with them some more, and she didn't complain for some reason at that point. Moving on... OW was ok. CG was ok. Mish was bad. In mish she contorted her body, bending it sideways, I guess to grab my balls to speed things along faster. It was a bad position with my head aligned to nothing and her body off to the side, so I got in line with her and she contorted out of position again. So I blocked her way with my arm and got straight. Sex is so much better with civvies who instinctively move into position with just a little gentle pressure. But it's like a damn wrestling match with these retarded prossies. I manage to suck her breast for about 1 second before she complains and says "no sucking". So I just lick it, and after 3 more seconds she complains that "it's too sensitive". I decide it's not going to get any better so I play with her big tits and try to enjoy myself, pump away, and finish at the 13 minute mark. She removes the condom at least, and hands me the wipes to clean myself up. She feigns a sentence or two of conversation, and is already getting dressed. I tell her there's still time and I want to rest for a bit, and she should stay. She replies first with an insult that she fucks old men who don't need to rest after fucking, and then says "you finished so I'm done. You can stay but I'm leaving". And she goes off to watch telly with the maid. I dress, leave, and feel worse off than if I had not punted at all.
Conclusion: Physically attractive girl, but among the worst service providers in Soho.
