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I've just seen this on the website of AMOUR

The Amour Payment Plan

Here at Amour Newcastle Escorts Agency we understand the current situation of every day living, and how certain things are having a knock on affect to everyone's disposable income, lots of people are finding it very difficult to keep any of there spare cash for themselves and little "indulgencies"

 This is why Amour are offering a Payment Plan system that allows people to make small, weekly payments for the booking of their choice. Put a small amount aside each week a negligible amount that isn't missed from the weekly budget, but does go towards your own little bit of 'me' time then once the balance is paid sit back and enjoy.

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Well if it's good enough for CASH CONVERTERS why not escort agencies?

I'm going to ask my local parlour if they'll start a savings scheme...a fiver a week for a month gets you a blowjob! :sarcastic:



Offline Jamiee92

AnthG covered this somewhere in the forum before at an earlier stage if I remember correctly.

Seems a bit dodgy to me though, what if the company went bust?  :dash: What if police cracked down and closed them down?  :dash: what if they encounter "administration and clerical errors" and your savings suddenly go walkies  :dash:

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than fall into the trap of Amour's "payment plan"

Offline NIK

AnthG covered this somewhere in the forum before at an earlier stage if I remember correctly.

Seems a bit dodgy to me though, what if the company went bust?  :dash: What if police cracked down and closed them down?  :dash: what if they encounter "administration and clerical errors" and your savings suddenly go walkies  :dash:

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than fall into the trap of Amour's "payment plan"

Who the fuck would trust a bunch of pimps with their cash?  :rolleyes:

AnthG covered this somewhere in the forum before at an earlier stage if I remember correctly.

Seems a bit dodgy to me though, what if the company went bust?  :dash: What if police cracked down and closed them down?  :dash: what if they encounter "administration and clerical errors" and your savings suddenly go walkies  :dash:

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than fall into the trap of Amour's "payment plan"

This applies equally to those 'loyalty' cards that allow you to 'save' that are now being issued by some retail chains. What you are actually doing is lending money to the company as what is known as an 'unsecured creditor'. If the company goes out of business, you will be right at the back of the queue when it comes to getting your money back. Chances are, you won't get any.

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I have joined this scheme. Every Thursday for the last 25 weeks, I go to the brothel when the girl I am saving for is there. I have to slide my card into her fanny, enter my pin by pressing her nipples, and then push a rolled fiver up her ass.

Last week I asked for a mini statement. Her tongue came out and it said I had saved £10. Do you think I am getting ripped off??




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