External Link/Members Onlyoh dear God, where to even start with this.
Comms were fine. Answered phone right away, sent post code and usual call when arrived in the street.
Met at the door by a 30 something black girl that looked nothing like her picture(Which have now been removed).
Room was clean enough, but there was an over powering smell of something cooking.
Handed over cash(£50 h/h), she told me to get undressed and nipped out the room to stash the cash.
came back in and asked me if I wanted a massage.She proceeded to give me a two minute lacklustre rub down.
This is when it got surreal.
she whipped out a bottle of disinfectant and made me disinfect my hands and cock.
she then stuck the rubber on my flaccid cock and proceeded to give me a pathetic attempt at a Bj.
2 minutes later she tried to mount me reverse cowboy while I was still half flacid.
I ended up getting up making my excuses and leaving.
worst punt ever.
