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Author Topic: Lady Marmalade Parties - Not for me  (Read 2330 times)

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Offline hhb

I decided to start yet another LMP thread, because having attended my first ever party, I have a few thoughts not shown in the other reviews and I didn't want them to be buried. There may be others in my situation who are thinking about it.

I am going to start by stating this is a positive review. I really cannot fault anything from the management or the girls and it really was as stated.

You turn up, register, put your stuff safely away, get changed into the robe and are sent to the shower. After shower there are drinks. Then the party starts. For me, that's when I realised what I'd got myself into.

We all look for different things when punting, or when having sex in general. For me, punting is a difficult necessity, and it's having intimacy with someone rather than the pure sexual release that I look for. Sex, whilst it is the point of the meeting, doesn't work for me if I don't have the intimacy. When dating, or even picking up a one night stand, you spend significant amounts of time talking and flirting before moving onto sex, and thus the intimacy is always natural. The same is not always true when punting; you meet a girl and then you are in bed moments later, exchanging money for service. Some prossies are good at putting you at ease, and then giving a more intimate experience. Some do not.

LMP was a very different kind of experience to that which I usually look for. This is a party, an orgy. There is and can never be an illusion of intimacy. Before I walked in I hoped that I would be turned on by my surroundings inside and that would push me over any issues. In reality that didn't happen. I found the whole situation difficult to cope with, much more than I expected. I was always very much aware of the other people in the room, which unsettled me. Having a rather well endowed gentlemen fucking on the same bed as me only made matters worse. It was all too much, and I was struggling to keep the little guy erect. The girls tried very hard, kept getting me back up for short times, but then I would lose it again. I think I am probably the only guy in history to visit LMP and manage not to come at all in 2 hours there.

The girls were all beautiful, friendly and tried really hard. Over my time I did manage to fuck three of them and got and gave plenty of oral. I gave it my best shot at enjoying myself, and in a way I did. I'd gone in with an open mind, hoping to perform amazingly and walk out feeling a king. Instead I walked out feeling rather ambivalent and knowing that it just isn't for me. No regrets but I won't be returning, at least not for a few years.

Side note: I am expecting the usual slagging off here, so to avoid arguments I won't post again in this thread.

Offline Steve2

I doubt anyone will slag you off at all.

Parties are not for everyone but at least you went ahead and tried it. Fair play to you

 :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

Offline fredpunter

Completely agree. I went to a Gentleman's party once (although I believe they aren't as highly regarded). Decided it wasn't my cup of tea, but didn't ever regret going just to find out what they were like. 

Offline James999

Just because you were not turned on by other guys cocks, nothing to be ashamed of  :sarcastic:

Offline ciscoxxx69

For what it's worth, I think this is a very honest, straightforward and good review.
You share many anxieties I have about the party scene.....

One minute the idea of a Sex Party with nubile young willing bodies, dressed scantily, behaving seductively and writhing whilst being licked, sucked and f*cked, in full view is a huge turn-on.

The next minute/hour/day, the thought of the same scenario fills me with doubt about how I might handle it all....
The only way to know is to go and do it.........Which you did, and reported honestly on......no need to get flamed for that... :hi:

Good on you and thanks I say!

Offline akauya

No slagging off from me. As the saying goes different strokes etc. I can understand the party scene is not for everyone. Look at it as something to tick off your bucket list; you tried it, not your thing, move on and get yourself a nice GFE instead.

 :hi:

Offline vt

No slagging off here, I've always suggested guys trying it once to see if it's for them, not a lot to lose if it isn't and everything to gain if it is.  :hi:

Yes, it happened to me once in 33 visits that I didn't cum in a 2 hr party, but thankfully I did cum at my first party. I can see how that might put you off. I would still suggest you get back in the 'driving seat' again quickly, maybe on a second visit you would be more relaxed as you know the setup and won't have those newbie nerves.  :unknown:

I had always wanted to try it but was very apprehensive and nervous as the time and place approached for my first party. Thankfully I got myself in there and was looked after, also helped by the fact that I had met one of the girls 1-2-1 previously, seeing her smile soon after I walked in did make a difference. As soon as I got with my first girl, the nerves disappeared replaced by a dreamy, floaty feeling that just carried me around that first party, the action going on around me was like being in a 3D HD interactive porn movie where I could just reach out and touch whichever girl I wanted to.  :)

Offline vt

For what it's worth, I think this is a very honest, straightforward and good review.
You share many anxieties I have about the party scene.....

One minute the idea of a Sex Party with nubile young willing bodies, dressed scantily, behaving seductively and writhing whilst being licked, sucked and f*cked, in full view is a huge turn-on.

The next minute/hour/day, the thought of the same scenario fills me with doubt about how I might handle it all....
The only way to know is to go and do it.........Which you did, and reported honestly on......no need to get flamed for that... :hi:

Good on you and thanks I say!

That's the one to focus on...leave your fears behind...and enjoy!!

Make sure you go when your old mate Izabella's on, she's in her element and awesomely multi-orgasmic at parties!  ;)

I recommend Izabella also  :hi:

Good review OP, no shame if you feel it's not for you. Good on you for giving it a go  :drinks:

Offline andrei

obviously no flaming but i did find it weird that you ever felt there was any chance of "intimacy" at a party that could have had 21 people across the three bedrooms
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Offline vt

obviously no flaming but i did find it weird that you ever felt there was any chance of "intimacy" at a party that could have had 21 people across the three bedrooms

Funny you should say that, but it is possible to get 'in the zone' with a girl at LMP, normally around the middle of a party once guys start taking breaks and it thins out or right from the start at a low attendance party. I've had some very intimate & relaxing moments, the action going on around just becomes a blur.

But of course, if you want exclusive intimacy, complete quietness and no chance of someone wanting to share, you need to book a girl for a 1-2-1, which I do from time to time to mix things up and have a change from the parties.
« Last Edit: November 15, 2013, 11:01:35 AM by vt »

Curious6705

Fair play for giving it a go.

I might be completely wrong, but now you've been to one the experience is planted in your subconscious and will be working on your conscious mind. In a few weeks \ months, who knows, you may remember mostly the good things about it, and be back for another try ...  :hi:

Parties do not appeal to me at all. Some might say I should try one but I think my experience might feel very similar to yours, so I won't.

Thanks for the review.  :hi:

Offline smiths

I decided to start yet another LMP thread, because having attended my first ever party, I have a few thoughts not shown in the other reviews and I didn't want them to be buried. There may be others in my situation who are thinking about it.

I am going to start by stating this is a positive review. I really cannot fault anything from the management or the girls and it really was as stated.

You turn up, register, put your stuff safely away, get changed into the robe and are sent to the shower. After shower there are drinks. Then the party starts. For me, that's when I realised what I'd got myself into.

We all look for different things when punting, or when having sex in general. For me, punting is a difficult necessity, and it's having intimacy with someone rather than the pure sexual release that I look for. Sex, whilst it is the point of the meeting, doesn't work for me if I don't have the intimacy. When dating, or even picking up a one night stand, you spend significant amounts of time talking and flirting before moving onto sex, and thus the intimacy is always natural. The same is not always true when punting; you meet a girl and then you are in bed moments later, exchanging money for service. Some prossies are good at putting you at ease, and then giving a more intimate experience. Some do not.

LMP was a very different kind of experience to that which I usually look for. This is a party, an orgy. There is and can never be an illusion of intimacy. Before I walked in I hoped that I would be turned on by my surroundings inside and that would push me over any issues. In reality that didn't happen. I found the whole situation difficult to cope with, much more than I expected. I was always very much aware of the other people in the room, which unsettled me. Having a rather well endowed gentlemen fucking on the same bed as me only made matters worse. It was all too much, and I was struggling to keep the little guy erect. The girls tried very hard, kept getting me back up for short times, but then I would lose it again. I think I am probably the only guy in history to visit LMP and manage not to come at all in 2 hours there.

The girls were all beautiful, friendly and tried really hard. Over my time I did manage to fuck three of them and got and gave plenty of oral. I gave it my best shot at enjoying myself, and in a way I did. I'd gone in with an open mind, hoping to perform amazingly and walk out feeling a king. Instead I walked out feeling rather ambivalent and knowing that it just isn't for me. No regrets but I won't be returning, at least not for a few years.

Side note: I am expecting the usual slagging off here, so to avoid arguments I won't post again in this thread.

A very interesting review. Unlike you i am able to get intimacy at a party if thats what i want, i just blank out other punters mentally, took a number of parties to do this though. I never expected anything more than a party to be an Orgy though, Group Sex describing LMP to a tee.

As others have said at least you gave it a go so know its not for you, at least in the short or medium term. There are often punters at parties who dont or cant come in fact. Some of them concentrate their attentions on doing RO on the WGs. :hi:




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