I decided to start yet another LMP thread, because having attended my first ever party, I have a few thoughts not shown in the other reviews and I didn't want them to be buried. There may be others in my situation who are thinking about it.
I am going to start by stating this is a positive review. I really cannot fault anything from the management or the girls and it really was as stated.
You turn up, register, put your stuff safely away, get changed into the robe and are sent to the shower. After shower there are drinks. Then the party starts. For me, that's when I realised what I'd got myself into.
We all look for different things when punting, or when having sex in general. For me, punting is a difficult necessity, and it's having intimacy with someone rather than the pure sexual release that I look for. Sex, whilst it is the point of the meeting, doesn't work for me if I don't have the intimacy. When dating, or even picking up a one night stand, you spend significant amounts of time talking and flirting before moving onto sex, and thus the intimacy is always natural. The same is not always true when punting; you meet a girl and then you are in bed moments later, exchanging money for service. Some prossies are good at putting you at ease, and then giving a more intimate experience. Some do not.
LMP was a very different kind of experience to that which I usually look for. This is a party, an orgy. There is and can never be an illusion of intimacy. Before I walked in I hoped that I would be turned on by my surroundings inside and that would push me over any issues. In reality that didn't happen. I found the whole situation difficult to cope with, much more than I expected. I was always very much aware of the other people in the room, which unsettled me. Having a rather well endowed gentlemen fucking on the same bed as me only made matters worse. It was all too much, and I was struggling to keep the little guy erect. The girls tried very hard, kept getting me back up for short times, but then I would lose it again. I think I am probably the only guy in history to visit LMP and manage not to come at all in 2 hours there.
The girls were all beautiful, friendly and tried really hard. Over my time I did manage to fuck three of them and got and gave plenty of oral. I gave it my best shot at enjoying myself, and in a way I did. I'd gone in with an open mind, hoping to perform amazingly and walk out feeling a king. Instead I walked out feeling rather ambivalent and knowing that it just isn't for me. No regrets but I won't be returning, at least not for a few years.
Side note: I am expecting the usual slagging off here, so to avoid arguments I won't post again in this thread.