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Author Topic: The Secret Diary of a Call Girl  (Read 4625 times)

Offline Matium

Ladies, have any of your real life experiences ever been anything like those of Belle in The Secret Diary of A Call Girl?

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« Last Edit: February 27, 2011, 11:34:37 PM by Matium »

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I'm assuming you mean escorting experiences..............

This weeks episode with the adult baby roleplay reminded me of an outcall where watersports was requested, nothing unusual there but I wasn't quite prepared for wearing a nappy which I had to pee in while sucking a dummy (dummy brand new out of packet) but it's only role play and not everyone likes being peed on when asking for watersports as I discovered.


Offline Matium

That baby nappy episode got me thinking - how many men would ever actually want that? I suppose there's a certain sexual release in letting go of being responsible for your own life.

So you've never been whisked off to New York by a client, then? - which was also in the episode.

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No  :(

Does whisked off to a football match count  :D

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I've just finished watching all the previous episodes and found it quite emotional at times, particularly with reference to relationships.  It does seem to cover the emotional ups and downs quite well. 

With regards to the sex, I get too engrossed trying to work out if it is Billy Pipers body we are seeing or not, as you will never get a shot with her body and face in it at the same time.  I also think she has more than one body double, as the boobs sometimes change shape.

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I also think she has more than one body double, as the boobs sometimes change shape.
I have an image of Billy Piper's boobs growing before our very eyes  :D

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I sometimes invent things, like when I had my son I invented the baby meal in a cube and another invention I dreampt of was the boobs you could pump up with a bicycle pump.  You would have a little attachment (actually a football pump would be better) and it would have a valve so you can either pump up your breasts to make them porn star big, or if you want to go for a run you could let them down for comfort.

Strangely neither of them got made, but it was a fun idea.

Offline Matium

The Secret Diary of a Call Girl ended today.

Last ever episode.

Have any WGs ever experienced any of those events in real life?

Offline Marmalade

I'm so pleased. It started off well but this series was total shite. First series, one of my mates who was a WG yes she commented on how some of the scenarios had occurred. I don't think she meant details, just the interactions.

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I've watched all of the first series, but only seen 2 episodes of the second so far.  The first only really touched a nerve for me when looking at relationships, but the rest...

She did some very fool hardy things and was quite unprofessional on a regular basis and they way she walked with that handbag?

Offline Cactus

I used to quite like Billie Piper, but this show was just absolute trash - glamorized an industry that is only that glamerous for say 5% of working girls.  I would be more interested in seeing something at the other end of the working girl food chain, where she had to punt to pay for food etc.  How many young girls would have gotten into the industry with rose tinted glasses after watching this?

And also I find Billie Piper's eyebrows offensive

Offline BlueSteel

I used to quite like Billie Piper, but this show was just absolute trash - glamorized an industry that is only that glamerous for say 5% of working girls.  I would be more interested in seeing something at the other end of the working girl food chain, where she had to punt to pay for food etc.  How many young girls would have gotten into the industry with rose tinted glasses after watching this?

And also I find Billie Piper's eyebrows offensive

I understand your point but the series is based on the exploits of a so called high class call girl, albeit rather tongue-in-cheek and comical to bolster the entertainment value. But on the whole I thought the series quite acurately portrayed the conflicts of work and life experiences.

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And also I find Billie Piper's eyebrows offensive

I liked it best when she was on Dr Who as well. That way I could imagine she was 'really' a call girl :lol:

Offline Cactus

I liked it best when she was on Dr Who as well. That way I could imagine she was 'really' a call girl :lol:

I liked her when she sang such classics as "because we want to" & "girlfriend"...... I can get away with saying that though as we are the same age give or take a couple of months  :cool:

Offline James999

She is weird, at some points in the show she is seriously sexy, and then she looks like a fucking horse, why on earth hasn't she had her teeth sorted?

Offline Marmalade

Maybe Channel 5 could have a new reality TV series. "Celebrity Prostitute" would follow eight apparently regular women and chart their success as WGs, and the winner receiving a host of product endorsement contracts and free premium advertising on Adultwork for a year.
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Offline Matium

I don't think there'd be any takers. Most WGs dread being outed, which is what would happen to any WG who appeared on television.

Prostitutes have to live with the reality of insults as part of their job, like "dirty whore", "slut", "slag", etc.

I don't think any girl would ever want those whorephobic comments to follow her into her private life.

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Maybe Channel 5 could have a new reality TV series. "Celebrity Prostitute" would follow eight apparently regular women and chart their success as WGs, and the winner receiving a host of product endorsement contracts and free premium advertising on Adultwork for a year.
 :yahoo:

Wouldnt surprise me if some channel does something similar. :D

As to this programme utter rubbish when i watched it to see Billy Piper in as little clothing as possible. Totally different of course but the best drama about prostitution i recall was Band Of Gold.

Offline Marmalade

Well it wasn't a very serious suggestion, but with enough prize money, anything's possible. Think Jerry Springer meets . . .

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I don't think there'd be any takers.

I think Marmalade was joshing.  I would imagine punters and the viewing public might have a thing or two to say about it as well.


If they were only allowed to charge £100 an hour, who would be your ideal Celeb Call Girl? 

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But Band of Gold was a tad low-end and depressing wasn't it? To turn into a reality show you'd need a Secret Millionaire fulfilling Bradford's streetcorner cum-slut-of-the-year suddenly 'realising' her dreams to be a decent Co-op worker while studying a course in dress design and entering a talent competition. "I never really wanted to be a crack-addict - twas that nasty legislation wot forced me onto the streets." Chloe Mafia declared winner.

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But Band of Gold was a tad low-end and depressing wasn't it? To turn into a reality show you'd need a Secret Millionaire fulfilling Bradford's streetcorner cum-slut-of-the-year suddenly 'realising' her dreams to be a decent Co-op worker while studying a course in dress design and entering a talent competition. "I never really wanted to be a crack-addict - twas that nasty legislation wot forced me onto the streets." Chloe Mafia declared winner.

Depressing, bleak and gritty for sure.

Offline BlueSteel

I don't think there'd be any takers. Most WGs dread being outed, which is what would happen to any WG who appeared on television.

Prostitutes have to live with the reality of insults as part of their job, like "dirty whore", "slut", "slag", etc.

I don't think any girl would ever want those whorephobic comments to follow her into her private life.

I felt quite sad when she chose her work over her relationship with Ben.  Are escorts really two different people? I know we all have many sides that make us who we are but escorts have much more at stake.
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