Author Topic: PerkyJoy (AKA LondonerEmma) : Tooting  (Read 946 times)


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smsa

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This meeting was just wrong on so many levels.

A booking was confirmed for 1 hour @ £80.

On arrival i was presented with a very petite and sexy little girl named Maria (PerkyJoy).

She claimed to be Italian but spoke Romanian, Spanish and Italian (and Japanese?).

She told me an hour was £100 as per her profile (so clearly the maid got her wires crossed).

I called on arrival (at 11.24pm)

I entered the flat by 11.28pm.

She left the room twice (first to go wear stockings and second to collect condoms which she forgot).

The entire time she was also texting another client to confirm a booking.

She asked what I wanted and proceeded to give my a covered BJ as per my request and she switched between a hand job and oral intermittently.

(By the way, she does not do bareback despite her profile - but this was a good thing for me).

She had the audacity to start texting on her phone while giving me a hand job.

I thought it best to switch to actual sex so she could focus on me but this was also a bit of a disaster.

She told me she only fucks in doggy style because she is so small and cannot handle other positions. She was adamant on this and refused any other position.

So we proceeded to doggy but this was more uncomfortable than it was pleasurable.

I told her to stop and we go back to finishing me off with oral but this lasted only a few seconds before she was back to a hand job and texting another client.

I thought it best just to cum fast in this instance and by 11.45pm she told me i had 5 minutes left and she didnt really have time to give me a massage.

I told her i arrived and entered the house at 11.30pm.

She proceeded to tell me i arrived earlier than this and to check my phone as to the time i called.

It went downhill from this point and told her if she's going to give me a 15 minute service then I should get my money back.

She told me if i am not happy with her service then I don't have to come back and she genuinely believed she gave a good service.

There was no reasoning with her at this point as she seemed keen to see the next client.

My advice....much better girls at £80 an hour (let alone £100 she is charging).

A few points to note:

-She does not kiss (her profile states she does)
-She does oral without at extra charge (no mention of this on her profile)
-She does not do bareback (no complaints but don't put it on your profile either).

Generally not impressed at all with her.

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Offline Billy no mates

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Classic Romanian service levels, shame cos she looks pretty nice.

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Thanks for the review. What a lazy, scamming bitch. She knows full well it says £80 on the profile. She was probably skimming another £20 off you into her own pocket. Not helpful to you now I know but you should've turned on your heels and left, or given Sergei a call in front of her. Either way, you got screwed, but not in a good way. Better luck next time.

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Thanks for the review. What a lazy, scamming bitch. She knows full well it says £80 on the profile. She was probably skimming another £20 off you into her own pocket. Not helpful to you now I know but you should've turned on your heels and left, or given Sergei a call in front of her. Either way, you got screwed, but not in a good way. Better luck next time.

Not to forget the disclaimer that because of size you should consider yourself lucky if any sex is allowed at all  :dash: :angry: :mad: :diablo:

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I noticed this gal too and was curious.  Called to enquire and was told that 1 hr service included bareback but no kissing.   :scare: :dash: :wackogirl:

Didn't bother after that.

I strongly suggest you get yourself checked out OP and pray she was genuinely not a bb'er.

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This meeting was just wrong on so many levels...
Sorry smsa, that sounds disastrous. So basically £80 for 15-20 minutes of shite service. May the gods curse her with a minimum wage paying job so that she have to earn her money and know its true value.


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And that's why capturing photos is a must, she's obviously trying to (ineptly) escape being tarnished by her rep.

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I hope there is no escape for her and her inevitable employment at McDonald's.

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I hope all four profiles can be linked together, because she is now 3 negatives and zero neutrals or positives.