OCD Pre Punt Routines

[jimbobwood]

I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.




 

[password02]

I think you may be over doing on some of these but if you have OCD then its something you need to do in order to go through the session -

I usually have a wash/shave and then go and see the girl - I never have a drink before but will have a drink afterwards somewhere to relax and enjoy the moment before I go home..

[wristjob]

I rarely book more than an hour in advance.

I just mailed a girl to see if she is available on saturday - and she asked if I wanted to book it in. I'm having a minor OCD freakout - how the hell do I know if i'll be in the mood on sat. I might be gagging on fri and go see a regular. I just want to confirm she's working then really.

Feel horny
Find girl
call girl
shower, teeth
drive there

That's me

[Vintage670]

I definitely have a routine but not as rigid as you mate.

I trim all unnecessary hair and am clean shaven. Also great aftershave on and well groomed.
Being hygienic is really important to WGs and can make or break a punt..
Mouthwash is deck itl a must as is a shower before I pitch up if it can be done.

They don't put in as much effort clearly but it's less about that. Turning out like a mac at the GQ awards makes me feel good and it works far better when the girl is attracted to you.

[galinsoga]

OP
Maybe a little OTT - but generally you are to be commended as being a GENTLEMAN.  There are far too few of those around. 

I will also bet that you ENJOY going through all that routine in that it heightens expectations of what is to come.  I know I do.

Time to make the phone call for today    She will be expecting it anyway and hopefully will have a nice warm jacuzzi ready for us to share when I arrive. 

 Galli

[CoolTiger]

I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.

Hate to ask, but how often do you punt?

[Toshiba]

I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.

Pretty much the same for me, i havent punted for a few months but i generally punt once a week

[King Nuts]

I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.

Jimbo, I'm not sure this is OCD. Good grooming and being clean makes you feel good about yourself and is considerate too.

I mostly do the same (apart from the body lotion bit. Sorry, it seems slightly gay to me) but I wouldn't call it a routine.

And re deodorant, I never use it. Ever. If you're freshly showered, got clean clothes on, and have a balanced diet, you don't need deodorant.

Main thing is: hair, teeth, nails. Get all that under control, and you're halfway there. Finish off with a good pair of shoes. Women notice shoes more quickly than men do.

[kingkong]

I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.

Good on you mate.
How can an escort be expected to present herself clean and fresh if we punters can't be bothered to.

[jimbobwood]

Hate to ask, but how often do you punt?

I punt 2-3 times a month. Trying to aim for once a week at the moment, every Sunday is punting day for me. I don't feel like punting Friday after work because I'm too tired to perform.

I love doing my punting routines, adds to the whole experience. There is so much to punting, it's almost like a third separate life. Waking life, Sleep/dreaming and the secret life to punting and I daydream about punting at work. Get's me through the day!

[DannyJames]

I love doing my punting routines, adds to the whole experience. There is so much to punting, it's almost like a third separate life.

Sounds more like a habit than OCD. People with OCD obsess and as such are often angry and frustrated with how it negatively interferes with their lives.

[CBPaul]

I wouldn't say you have OCD, if you had you would be doing some of these things over and over again, obsessing about them.

Nothing wrong with personal hygiene, I do a number of these things myself. A fair few I would do if I was going out on a non-punting event.

I don't trim my sac hair, moisturise or take extra stuff with me though and yes, sometimes leave thinking why did I bother going to the effort.

[Knick]

I wonder how many girls you've seen go through this level of thoroughness between clients ...

[Persie]

I punt 2-3 times a month. Trying to aim for once a week at the moment, every Sunday is punting day for me. I don't feel like punting Friday after work because I'm too tired to perform.

I love doing my punting routines, adds to the whole experience. There is so much to punting, it's almost like a third separate life. Waking life, Sleep/dreaming and the secret life to punting and I daydream about punting at work. Get's me through the day!

Know how punting and general thinking about depraved filth helps reduce the shock of work

Why the cheap casio watch?

[jimbobwood]

Know how punting and general thinking about depraved filth helps reduce the shock of work

Why the cheap casio watch?

Keep track of time during the punt. Since I've been wearing this Casio watch, my time hasn't been cut short by a prossie.

[CoolTiger]

Keep track of time during the punt. Since I've been wearing this Casio watch, my time hasn't been cut short by a prossie.

A bit like lucky wearing your favourite underpants and your football team never loses 

[Tjkooker]

I'll rip the piss, FFs by the time you done that lot you'd be mentally knackered 

Half the time I'm rushing about doing other stuff so have to insist on showering at the prossies before I let her touch or kiss me. Always got the toothbrush and aftershave in the car. I prefer to be spontaneous in my punts. Last minute with the best available.

[wristjob]

Keep track of time during the punt. Since I've been wearing this Casio watch, my time hasn't been cut short by a prossie.

I'm going to get me an hourglass. That would be so cool wopping it over then starting & hanging on til the last grain fell. You would never get allowed back though.

[DaveMugabe]

fuck me - youre paying the woman for gawds sake, not going on a date or trying to impress her

[Persie]

fuck me - youre paying the woman for gawds sake, not going on a date or trying to impress her

This is true but a piece of advice came from a mate of mine who was just proper mustard and counted hookers as friends. He said 'always make a bit of an effort, go sober, make sure she knows you have washed and she will treat you right'

[Flemstone]

The only time I've booked a girl/put any effort in, it was a bait and switch. I'm sticking to my proximity search immediately available strategy. Sure it hardly ever produces great results but that's part of the fun. This lone booking that I had felt like a date with a girl I really wanted to see. Then ended up fucking Jasmin again. I usually dont put any effort in to a meeting. Even shaved my face for the bitch who pulled the switch.

For some reason I feel like punting after I've had a swim?

[jimbobwood]

fuck me - youre paying the woman for gawds sake, not going on a date or trying to impress her

I wouldn't go through half this effort on a date.

That is very sound advice from your mate Persie. I'm always sober when punting, sometimes my cock can get in the way of bad judgement.

My watch has been a lucky charm, 3 excellent and 1 average punt.

[baltar]

I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.

haha I basically do  most of that. I prepare myself as if it were an actual date, though probably slightly less.

[dj3k]

Very similar routine, depending on what I want, I might have a wank a few hours before so I can last longer.

[TotalPunt]

Funniest shit I've ever read 

[walshy101]

military standards there my friend 

[Roland D Hay]

I always have a shit and a shower

[616]

I always brush my teeth, shower (with extra effort taken to ensure no dick cheese is present) and 'splash it all ovah' with some nice aftershave and Lynx Gold. Clean clothing on, recently ironed.

Also make sure I'm the first punter the WG is seeing that day.

Have been known to wear a suit to a punt so I don't give the impression I'm an unemployed bum and/or total scruff.

With all that in place, I'm secure in the knowledge that my tiddler will be gladly sucked by my chosen WG.

[valdishere]

616 "dick cheese" What age are you?

Suerly matron or nurse taught you to wash daily before each spanking!

[Juankerr]

If CIM and swallow are on the menu , I eat plenty of pineapple before I go...sweeten's the taste apparently!!!! Yes I know  , what a considerate Juankerr 

[Taggart]

I do pretty much of that list too. It's not unreasonable to turn up with good hygiene, and by shower before you set off, eliminates the need at the WGs place. You can get on the job quicker !!

Mind you, I once picked a WG up from the station mid-afternoon, went to the Travelodge, said I needed a shower first. She said she did too, and we showered together, engrossed in deep snogging and playing with each other. I suppose that's the upside?

[Juankerr]

Mind you, I once picked a WG up from the station mid-afternoon, went to the Travelodge, said I needed a shower first. She said she did too, and we showered together, engrossed in deep snogging and playing with each other. I suppose that's the upside?

Sound's good to me Taggart , shower sex is awesome!!

[Sailormack]

My routine is simpler, stick my balls and cock in the sink with the dishes and wipe on the curtains on the way out 

BTW Jimbobwood, what kind of pubic hair gel do you use mate 

[KentAde]

If CIM and swallow are on the menu , I eat plenty of pineapple before I go...sweeten's the taste apparently!!!! Yes I know  , what a considerate Juankerr 

+1. CIM or swallow are ALWAYS on the menu for my punts, so I must have shares in Del Monte I eat that much fucking pineapple!  Oh well, it seems to go down well with the WG's!

[Juankerr]

Oh well, it seems to go down well with the WG's!

There are some real gent's left in the punting world after all 

[Daffodil]

I shower and wear clean clothes. That's more than many prossies will do for us.

[SirFrank]

I always shower and clean my teeth and trim my undercrackers. Trouble is I always turn up to the punt and have to shower again. I also tap my left foot 5 times before I ring their bell. One two three four five. Sometimes I forget if I've done it so I have to do it again. One two three four five. If I forget if I've forgotten I have to do it again. And, well you get it

[Sailormack]

I always wear my lucky pants.

You know the ones Debbie Harry touched at the Glasgow Apollo in 1981 and were never washed since 

[616]

616 "dick cheese" What age are you?

Suerly matron or nurse taught you to wash daily before each spanking!

Sorry, "Richard Cheese" then. I have a soft bristled brush (NO idea where it came from or what type of brush it is) but it keeps my cock cheese-free and totally non-salty tasting for the ladeez... And they luvz a totally clean tadger to suck on.