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I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.




 





password02

I think you may be over doing on some of these but if you have OCD then its something you need to do in order to go through the session -

I usually have a wash/shave and then go and see the girl - I never have a drink before but will have a drink afterwards somewhere to relax and enjoy the moment before I go home..

Offline wristjob

I rarely book more than an hour in advance.

I just mailed a girl to see if she is available on saturday - and she asked if I wanted to book it in. I'm having a minor OCD freakout - how the hell do I know if i'll be in the mood on sat. I might be gagging on fri and go see a regular. I just want to confirm she's working then really.

Feel horny
Find girl
call girl
shower, teeth
drive there

That's me :)

Vintage670

I definitely have a routine but not as rigid as you mate.

I trim all unnecessary hair and am clean shaven. Also great aftershave on and well groomed.
Being hygienic is really important to WGs and can make or break a punt..
Mouthwash is deck itl a must as is a shower before I pitch up if it can be done.

They don't put in as much effort clearly but it's less about that. Turning out like a mac at the GQ awards makes me feel good and it works far better when the girl is attracted to you.


galinsoga

OP
Maybe a little OTT - but generally you are to be commended as being a GENTLEMAN.  There are far too few of those around. 

I will also bet that you ENJOY going through all that routine in that it heightens expectations of what is to come.  I know I do.

Time to make the phone call for today  :D  She will be expecting it anyway and hopefully will have a nice warm jacuzzi ready for us to share when I arrive. 

 Galli

Offline CoolTiger

I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.


Hate to ask, but how often do you punt?

Offline Toshiba

I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.



Pretty much the same for me, i havent punted for a few months but i generally punt once a week

I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.

Jimbo, I'm not sure this is OCD. Good grooming and being clean makes you feel good about yourself and is considerate too.

I mostly do the same (apart from the body lotion bit. Sorry, it seems slightly gay to me) but I wouldn't call it a routine.

And re deodorant, I never use it. Ever. If you're freshly showered, got clean clothes on, and have a balanced diet, you don't need deodorant.

Main thing is: hair, teeth, nails. Get all that under control, and you're halfway there. Finish off with a good pair of shoes. Women notice shoes more quickly than men do.

Offline kingkong

I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.

Good on you mate.
How can an escort be expected to present herself clean and fresh if we punters can't be bothered to. :thumbsup:

Hate to ask, but how often do you punt?

I punt 2-3 times a month. Trying to aim for once a week at the moment, every Sunday is punting day for me. I don't feel like punting Friday after work because I'm too tired to perform.

I love doing my punting routines, adds to the whole experience. There is so much to punting, it's almost like a third separate life. Waking life, Sleep/dreaming and the secret life to punting and I daydream about punting at work. Get's me through the day!


Offline DannyJames



I love doing my punting routines, adds to the whole experience. There is so much to punting, it's almost like a third separate life.

Sounds more like a habit than OCD. People with OCD obsess and as such are often angry and frustrated with how it negatively interferes with their lives.

Offline CBPaul

I wouldn't say you have OCD, if you had you would be doing some of these things over and over again, obsessing about them.

Nothing wrong with personal hygiene, I do a number of these things myself. A fair few I would do if I was going out on a non-punting event.

I don't trim my sac hair, moisturise or take extra stuff with me though and yes, sometimes leave thinking why did I bother going to the effort.

Offline Knick

I wonder how many girls you've seen go through this level of thoroughness between clients ...

Offline Persie

I punt 2-3 times a month. Trying to aim for once a week at the moment, every Sunday is punting day for me. I don't feel like punting Friday after work because I'm too tired to perform.

I love doing my punting routines, adds to the whole experience. There is so much to punting, it's almost like a third separate life. Waking life, Sleep/dreaming and the secret life to punting and I daydream about punting at work. Get's me through the day!

Know how punting and general thinking about depraved filth helps reduce the shock of work

Why the cheap casio watch?
Banning reason: Stalking prossies on Facebook and threatening to out them

Know how punting and general thinking about depraved filth helps reduce the shock of work

Why the cheap casio watch?

Keep track of time during the punt. Since I've been wearing this Casio watch, my time hasn't been cut short by a prossie.


Offline CoolTiger

Keep track of time during the punt. Since I've been wearing this Casio watch, my time hasn't been cut short by a prossie.



A bit like lucky wearing your favourite underpants and your football team never loses  :D

Offline Tjkooker

I'll rip the piss, FFs by the time you done that lot you'd be mentally knackered  :sarcastic:

Half the time I'm rushing about doing other stuff so have to insist on showering at the prossies before I let her touch or kiss me. Always got the toothbrush and aftershave in the car. I prefer to be spontaneous in my punts. Last minute with the best available.
Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.

Offline wristjob

Keep track of time during the punt. Since I've been wearing this Casio watch, my time hasn't been cut short by a prossie.

I'm going to get me an hourglass. That would be so cool wopping it over then starting & hanging on til the last grain fell. You would never get allowed back though.

Offline DaveMugabe

fuck me - youre paying the woman for gawds sake, not going on a date or trying to impress her

Offline Persie

fuck me - youre paying the woman for gawds sake, not going on a date or trying to impress her

This is true but a piece of advice came from a mate of mine who was just proper mustard and counted hookers as friends. He said 'always make a bit of an effort, go sober, make sure she knows you have washed and she will treat you right'
Banning reason: Stalking prossies on Facebook and threatening to out them

The only time I've booked a girl/put any effort in, it was a bait and switch. I'm sticking to my proximity search immediately available strategy. Sure it hardly ever produces great results but that's part of the fun. This lone booking that I had felt like a date with a girl I really wanted to see. Then ended up fucking Jasmin again. I usually dont put any effort in to a meeting. Even shaved my face for the bitch who pulled the switch.

For some reason I feel like punting after I've had a swim?

fuck me - youre paying the woman for gawds sake, not going on a date or trying to impress her

I wouldn't go through half this effort on a date. :D

That is very sound advice from your mate Persie. I'm always sober when punting, sometimes my cock can get in the way of bad judgement.

My watch has been a lucky charm, 3 excellent and 1 average punt.

Offline baltar

I have been reviewing my behaviour over the last 2 punts and I have extreme OCD. Here's a list of things I do the morning before a punt.

Hygiene wise and general punting

Trim my balls and pubic hair, cut my finger nails.
Wash my arse, cock and armpits with Antibacteria Lotion.
Brush teeth and mouthwash.
Apply Moisturizing Cream on the body. Just before I go out, I dry my skin with a towel to leave my skin soft but not greasy.
Aftershave and roll-on deodorant.
I always give the prossie 30-45 mins to get ready. I always arrive 5 mins early so I can give my cock a quick wash and rub some Joop or something on my hairy chest. I always aim to start the session dead on the hour so it's easy to keep track of time.
Always wear my cheap retro Casio watch to punts.
I chew about 2 Extra mint chewing gums 30 mins before the punt.
I always take my own bottle of water because the prossie can't waste 5 minutes getting me a drink.
I always take my bag, which has mouthwash, towel, aftershave, piece of paper with a list of prossie numbers, a few books to read on public transport and antibacteria lotion.
Always have the correct money in my pocket.

Night before, if I can be bothered

Cut nose and head hair, shave facial hair, trim eyebrows.
Have a shower before bed.
Charge phone, so I can use maps to find the whorehouse, after the maid/prossie has text me the full address.
Go to bed early, feeling refreshed for the punt.

Have I got problem or are must punters this conscious?

I know most prossie don't go the lengths I do, some stink of fags, smelly pussy/arse, hairy arsehole, sweaty feet and more.

I do all this to make the prossie feel comfortable around me and hopefully get a good punt from her.

haha I basically do  most of that. I prepare myself as if it were an actual date, though probably slightly less.

Offline dj3k

Very similar routine, depending on what I want, I might have a wank a few hours before so I can last longer.

Offline TotalPunt

Funniest shit I've ever read  :lol:


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