This review will not be in my usual style with ratings for reasons that become very clear.
External Link/Members OnlyI had finished a meeting in Swindon and decided to see who was available. Can’t recall now who was my first choice but she wasn’t answering my calls so I did a search on AW and came across this profile which promises a lot. As I was browsing on my small screen smartphone I didn’t check UKP, a shame as I would have seen the negative review from Sinz. I am sure I did check the AW feedback and am positive that - at the time - there was nothing there, although there are some uncomplimentary words that are there now.
Anyway I didn’t see that so went ahead with the call, and here’s where I missed the first red flag: on the day the location of the profile was listed as Belgium. This didn’t really register with me when I called and a polite friendly sounding lady answered my questions in a confident manner, I asked if she did a GFE and she replied this was her speciality. I agreed to see the girl for £60/30 minutes.
I arrived at the street, received the door number, and made my way to the house. Once there I knocked on the door a few times without any answer, sent a couple of texts, finally the door opened but this meant I was loitering at the front door for around 4 or 5 minutes before being let in.
The girl was very scrawny. Just over 5’ tall, very skinny, dirty blonde hair, pale white skin, piercing eyes, not great teeth. These photos posted by Sinz is the same girl:
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Not my type but I have always been someone who valued performance over looks and maybe she would be a great SP! So I stayed but here’s where the next warning came. Having just got into the hallway one of the first things she said was ‘pay me now’. I looked at her, and she repeated her request. She (I can’t remember what name she had so let’s just refer to her as ‘she’) said that she had a couple of guys run away without paying after providing a service so she insists on payment before going upstairs. I gave her the money, used the downstairs toilet, then went upstairs to the bedroom. It was a fair sized room, with her laptop playing some EE songs in the background.
I stripped off, she partially undressed leaving her bra and knickers on. We both get on the bed. Having explained on the phone I was after a GFE I move towards her for a bit of a cuddle, and attempt to remove her bra. This results in her pushing my arms away, I ask why she’s done this, her reply is that she spends a lot of money on her underwear and doesn’t want any danger of me damaging them! I asked how much the bra is, she says £60, from Ann Summers! She unhooks her Ann Summers bra for me.
There’s a series of questions about what I do, where I live, which I answer falsely as it’s clear from her mannerisms (I’d say that she may be using drugs, she seemed a bit paranoid and hyper) that she’s a bit unhinged.
She starts to aggressively use a wet wipe on my dick, saying she doesn’t want to pick up anything from any ‘dirty girls’ I have seen before her, her tone being very righteous as though she’s the fucking Virgin Mary. The BJ is shallow, and with the uneasy atmosphere I wasn’t feeling aroused at all. When she asks why I’m not getting hard I reply that I asked for a GFE and this experience was anything but that. She repeats that she’s different from all the other girls (yep, too right!) and that I was in her room I had to do what she said. I replied that as the customer I had every right to to get what I asked and paid for, which was the GFE on her profile and what I requested on the phone.
At this point she says ‘ok you will get a GFE’, and starts kissing me open mouthed, initially using her tongue very rapidly to the point where she’s almost biting my tongue. It’s all getting a bit weird. She pushes me off and tells me she will give me an amazing BJ. The BJ is still shallow at first, then she pulls back my foreskin and is literally biting my cock, and it’s not sensual or comfortable at all and I push her off me.
She asks why I have done that, I say that this is not a GFE, in fact it’s been an awful experience. She starts to criticise me and my sexual performance in a very sneering way, saying what an awful guy I must be to resort to paying for sex...
And that’s when I exploded. I got right into her face and shouted at her, telling the girl that I couldn’t give a fuck about what she thought and she’s a liar. She hopped off the bed but I cornered her and continued my tirade at full volume, making sure that my breath was on her face, and I could see her cowering as she was getting back a bit of her own medicine. To be honest I was in full control and all I wanted was to get my £60 back, which she agreed to.
This girl is unstable, and the profile is a pack of lies. Do not think about seeing her.