My first post!!!! And its a neggers!! But I have to warn you all about Fatima!

[woiczeck]

So I usually go for or the bargain basement 60/70 hr (wish I could afford more) - this way I can afford to go a number of times during the month and dont really risk losing too much if the mustard doesnt really cut it!

So anyways browsing AW I was looking for something with in 15 miles of the E7 area and noticed a profile for this BITCH...

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She looks not bad in the pics; busty, pretty, curves in all the right places and offers a wide range of services in the hour.  Called got the address and first warning sign came when I arrived and was told that she needed time to get ready...30 mins later called again and still same story but this time it was becasue she ran down to the shop.  Im such a fool...so I stayed and the allure of pussy kept me there...fool.

I was sat there, parked tactically in the car park (so I could get to the door before any other punter turned up!!)  Clearly I wasnt going to get a ring to say she was ready and if some one else called and got the green light I would have waited in vain!!  So I sized up this dude who approached in his car and decided it was a punter and literally double timed it to the main entrance to the flat (which btw was in a semi decent surroundings).  As I made it to the door before the 'other guy' I turned to shout 'muthaaafuckaaaaaa' in a high pitched semi cliched voice when I realised he was infact a resident in the adjacent block and I rushed like a moron for no reason!!!

I should have given up here but again having put the effin pussy on a pedestal an all that shyte I made a split second decision to stay and it helped that horny fatima had just turned up in a taxi!!!! Yay! I though let the games commence.......

We got inside and I have learnt it is best to ask or rather confirm what is included in the hour.  As you have the cash in your hands and it is almost with in reach of the Whooooor.  That way its kinda like for her 'im about to get the money so i better not fuck this up and i better tell him the truth'... as she knows its easy to say I dont do OWO or A levels when its promised over the phone but not so easy to say no when you said yes two mintues ago face to face!!!

So, 1hr 60 please = here you go, she fucked off for 5 mins which I was pissed off about then came back - I noticed a funny smell when I came in and it was cofirmed when we were in the room - she stank of weed or something similar!!  then she got her kit of and was clearly not groomed, didnt look like she had washed either and when I pumped her mish style it was fucking obvious I was right.  Oh yeah when I nailed her mish I looked at her and smiled and she just returned this 'im a psycho bitch stare with the words 'vaaaat??'  So I was like Im gonna fuck you without having to look at your face.. so turned her over and took her doggy in the ass or tried too.  She promised anal and I was damn sure gonna get my cock jammed in there one way or the other... but it wasnt to be.  She made it nigh on impossible as she squeezed her legs together and lay flat on the bed...FUCK SAKE bitch.  and her ass stank of I dunno what so it was time to go - I demanded my money back (I had been in there for less than 15mins) after some back and forth she gave me back 20 quid which was a bonus I had not been murdered by some hard core ex-kgb soviet block russian army drop out mafioso...and left.

Avoid this bitch like the plague she works with selena formerly ariel and I think is a similar experience waiting to happen.  Long one for my first but hope none of you make the same mistake I did.

[Flemstone]

My kinda punt. 

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Her feedback is hidden and for good reason; it's best to avoid a WG who hides her FB.

[csmith]

please do some more reviews

[harms]

no sympathy here as you stayed longer than you should have 

[leekang]

So I usually go for or the bargain basement 60/70 hr (wish I could afford more) - this way I can afford to go a number of times during the month and dont really risk losing too much if the mustard doesnt really cut it!

So anyways browsing AW I was looking for something with in 15 miles of the E7 area and noticed a profile for this BITCH...

External Link/Members Only

She looks not bad in the pics; busty, pretty, curves in all the right places and offers a wide range of services in the hour.  Called got the address and first warning sign came when I arrived and was told that she needed time to get ready...30 mins later called again and still same story but this time it was becasue she ran down to the shop.  Im such a fool...so I stayed and the allure of pussy kept me there...fool.

I was sat there, parked tactically in the car park (so I could get to the door before any other punter turned up!!)  Clearly I wasnt going to get a ring to say she was ready and if some one else called and got the green light I would have waited in vain!!  So I sized up this dude who approached in his car and decided it was a punter and literally double timed it to the main entrance to the flat (which btw was in a semi decent surroundings).  As I made it to the door before the 'other guy' I turned to shout 'muthaaafuckaaaaaa' in a high pitched semi cliched voice when I realised he was infact a resident in the adjacent block and I rushed like a moron for no reason!!!

I should have given up here but again having put the effin pussy on a pedestal an all that shyte I made a split second decision to stay and it helped that horny fatima had just turned up in a taxi!!!! Yay! I though let the games commence.......

We got inside and I have learnt it is best to ask or rather confirm what is included in the hour.  As you have the cash in your hands and it is almost with in reach of the Whooooor.  That way its kinda like for her 'im about to get the money so i better not fuck this up and i better tell him the truth'... as she knows its easy to say I dont do OWO or A levels when its promised over the phone but not so easy to say no when you said yes two mintues ago face to face!!!

So, 1hr 60 please = here you go, she fucked off for 5 mins which I was pissed off about then came back - I noticed a funny smell when I came in and it was cofirmed when we were in the room - she stank of weed or something similar!!  then she got her kit of and was clearly not groomed, didnt look like she had washed either and when I pumped her mish style it was fucking obvious I was right.  Oh yeah when I nailed her mish I looked at her and smiled and she just returned this 'im a psycho bitch stare with the words 'vaaaat??'  So I was like Im gonna fuck you without having to look at your face.. so turned her over and took her doggy in the ass or tried too.  She promised anal and I was damn sure gonna get my cock jammed in there one way or the other... but it wasnt to be.  She made it nigh on impossible as she squeezed her legs together and lay flat on the bed...FUCK SAKE bitch.  and her ass stank of I dunno what so it was time to go - I demanded my money back (I had been in there for less than 15mins) after some back and forth she gave me back 20 quid which was a bonus I had not been murdered by some hard core ex-kgb soviet block russian army drop out mafioso...and left.

Avoid this bitch like the plague she works with selena formerly ariel and I think is a similar experience waiting to happen.  Long one for my first but hope none of you make the same mistake I did.

What the fuk is it with u because u lot seem to like sniffing stinky ass.?  Ghosh!! Its too much man!!  U paid 40 quid to fuck a dirty stinky ass bitch???? Pls wank at home next time.

[CatBBW]

...so turned her over and took her doggy in the ass or tried too.  She promised anal and I was damn sure gonna get my cock jammed in there one way or the other... but it wasnt to be.  She made it nigh on impossible as she squeezed her legs together and lay flat on the bed...FUCK SAKE bitch. 

Even the worst prozzie will lie there in starfish mode while she's used like a spunk bucket - WTF were you doing to make her squeeze her legs together? Your post implies you were trying to anally rape her, I trust this was not the case in reality?

[Troyb]

I remember this profile , I think her profile pointed that she is Romania but now is Hungarian !!!!
 
 

[zatoichi]

Her feedback is hidden and for good reason; it's best to avoid a WG who hides her FB.

Am i seeing the right profile as the one i'm seeing has no fb?

[zatoichi]

Whats this bit about? Avoid this bitch like the plague she works with selena formerly ariel and I think is a similar experience waiting to happen.  Long one for my first but hope none of you make the same mistake I did. 
Who's selena,and how do you know they work together as theres nothing on the profile about this.

[woiczeck]

First gents I assure you I do not like to 'sniff stinky ass' - and yes I stayed longer than I should have but I have developed a walk policy recently on this occassion I just took achance cause tbh her pics are actually alright!!!! 

Now some of the other comments in turn - 'what did you do to make her squeeze her legs together?'  Nothing is the answer, she was deliberately trying to make it diffcult to fuck her in the ass - she lay on her stomach and put her legs together I tried a couple of times without success so I gave up and this is when I demanded my money back. I would not and am not an anal rapist!

The last comment about Selena - saw her walking around and I suspect may have been the phone receptionist or 'maid' as some of you like to call them.  But I will be weary of going to any house now where either of those two are working - I have found its aattitude issue if one has it then they are liekly all like that - buts thats just my experience - for eg I know many like to slate the romanian WGs for being cons and most of it is true, based on past experience but I think they should be more specific its actually the roma gypsies that are the cons - but anyhoo still to find a romanian WG that is not a con.

[Flemstone]

punt
To 'have a punt' means to bet prospectively on something that probably won't win.

You can't really call it punting if you're not gambling. Well that's how I see it.

I've been in quite a few houses where one of the WG's is in charge. Probably the more experienced one. This is in fact quite useful when the punt is crap. I've been given full refunds in the past and suitable replacements. Unlike the massive majority of punters on here, I've yet to have a bad Romanian experience. My bad experiences have all been Hungarian and Polish.

Then again I generally only see local girls with no feedback and are cheap. I've only ever seen Danna, Sophia, Michelle and Angie twice. All of them in my top 6. I also saw Jasmin twice but that bitch Christine pulled a bait and switch on me. No complaints about Jasmin.

Woiczeck I've noticed that quite a few of the boys on here prefer a negative review to a positive one. You've got to love a bad punt. I don't see this as any different to putting money on my rugby team to win and they lose.

[leekang]

punt
To 'have a punt' means to bet prospectively on something that probably won't win.

You can't really call it punting if you're not gambling. Well that's how I see it.

I've been in quite a few houses where one of the WG's is in charge. Probably the more experienced one. This is in fact quite useful when the punt is crap. I've been given full refunds in the past and suitable replacements. Unlike the massive majority of punters on here, I've yet to have a bad Romanian experience. My bad experiences have all been Hungarian and Polish.

Then again I generally only see local girls with no feedback and are cheap. I've only ever seen Danna, Sophia, Michelle and Angie twice. All of them in my top 6. I also saw Jasmin twice but that bitch Christine pulled a bait and switch on me. No complaints about Jasmin.

Woiczeck I've noticed that quite a few of the boys on here prefer a negative review to a positive one. You've got to love a bad punt. I don't see this as any different to putting money on my rugby team to win and they lose.

I dont totally agree with u.
Yes, punting is taking risk just like putting money on football team. But then if u basr on feedback, your chance of winning the punt"  is higher. Why risk 50 50 when she has no feedback? At least if u gamble with football, u might get your winning money back. If u think with your brain a lil bit more, many bad punts would be saved. 

[Phannitikkla]

Hi Woi. I am new on here too. Its easy to get in trouble on here isn't it  .
Sorry you had a bad time but I laughed at your report so much my coffee came down my nose. 

[Flemstone]

Leekang I don't think the odds are 50/50, its less. I'd say its 30/70. One in three chance of winning. Only two of my top 7 punts had feedback. Angie, Cristal, Ashanty, Bethy and Sophia had zero feedback. So for me its worth going for the zero feedback girl. I can name a few other zero or very low feedback girls that were pretty good. To be honest how bad is a crap punt? Sure we get pissed off or feel ripped off. Then you write a review and have a laugh about it.

Getting married is the biggest punt I've ever made. Gambling on whether a girl is going to be a good lay cant compare. I still got laid.

How much risk am I taking booking Madlin for an hour? She's not a punt, she's a win. To each his own though. I'm enjoying taking one for the team. Its been pretty rewarding.

[woiczeck]

Fannytickler...I prefer not to abbreviate or spell phonetically (apart from muthafuckaaaaa) I am sorry. Thank you for your kind words.  Flemstone you are one in a million - your philosophy is refreshing however I am not completely convinced you are so happy-go-lucky.  I agree that there are amny timewasters on there and that they can come from anyone of the many scheming EE cuntrees but you cannot doubt that from the number of people who put down Roma girls (lets be clear here, the Roma girls can come from anywhere in Europe but predominantly Romania) that the sterotype has some truth in it - much like the old 'what do asians do when they get a corner = build a corner shop' routine (btw I am asian before anyone brands me a racist)

So step off biatch - and let people have their say after they get ripped off!!! jokes man dont take it seriously - and how the hell do you find it rewarding to take one for the team ......?

Oh yeah I nailed that bird you have in your pic - she was known as Nicola (Dont know what name she goes by now!!) about 3 or 4 years ago - was not a bad lay but certainly had better - however 4 yrs on she looks rats can see why you ridicule her by using as your avatar!!!

[Flemstone]

I've only been at this for just over 3 months. Its still the honeymoon period for me. If I wasn't happy go lucky then I'd be changing the way I operate.  No sign of that happening just yet. Just go to learn keep to my budget.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=18979.msg291816#msg291816

[woiczeck]

Yeah man totally - I know how it feels I went crazy once and spent like 500 smackers in about 2 weeks, when I gotta new credit card having just cleared about 3gs on another one!!!  But man did I fuck anything EE and even some that had a pulse...wow great days!!!  But do you ever get that feeling after a shit punt that you need to go and do another to make up for it?  Like youre in the pit but you need to spend a little more cos the next one is gonna come in and big??? sucker!!!  Want to smash my heed of the pavement sometimes!!!

[Flemstone]

That's generally my problem. After a shit punt I go and look for a better one. If that one is good then I'm buzzing and want more.  So I end up seeing a bunch of girls and needing massages in between. Massage usually includes a happy ending. I managed to avoid getting a hand job today.

There's far more worse things than a bad punt. I do feel guilty when I go into my savings though. Other than that I could give a fuck. Having a night out in London costs about what a WG would charge for an hour. I'm enjoying getting laid far more than going out.

[Honestsaintpaul]

I tried her once in my early days before I leant to be a walker ......truly HORRIBLE .
Kept me waiting , started smoking , rude , no touching , bullying ,motionless busty dead body .
Recommend you avoid .
She's Hungarian.

Now appearing as SEXY BUNNY 4U

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[Horizontal pleasures]

Hi Woi. I am new on here too. Its easy to get in trouble on here isn't it  .
Sorry you had a bad time but I laughed at your report so much my coffee came down my nose. 

What did he do to get banned? I keep seeing banns for no particular reason. Thanks.

[Jimmyredcab]

What did he do to get banned? I keep seeing banns for no particular reason. Thanks.

People don't get banned for "no reason".     

You don't know what goes on behind the scenes, sometimes a previously banned member will slip under the radar.   

[Horizontal pleasures]

What did he do to get banned? I keep seeing banns for no particular reason. Thanks.

'no obvious reason' might have been a better phrase, not just 'no reason' of course.