Duo Meet - Lovely Czech Girl and Dark Alex - Birmingham - Crap punt

[alibirmingham]

This happened mid Feb this year. Had wanted to have a duo with these 2 as had seen some good reviews of them and seen both before by themselves and had a reasonable time. Either i picked the wrong time to see them as a duo or they are crap in general as a duo but either way it was a waste of time and money

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Price Paid and Time: 60 Mins £110

Services Requested: As standard Double blowjob, OWO, RO, 69, covered sex in various positions. Confirmed on the phone prior to arrival and confirmed once in the room. 69 was provided but only by Lovely Czech Girl, Dark Alex had left the room for a bit. Sex was provided in limited position as i will explain later

Comms:

Comms were fine, Sent texts which were replied to quick and calls answered ok. Made booking around 2pm to meet around 7.30 so plenty of time in advance

Location:

Flat just off Broad Street, On street parking available but guessing its expensive and hard to come by during the day when payment is required. After 7 its free and reasonable spaces. There are Multi story car parks not far from the flat also. Bit of a faff to get to the flat but instructions were provided. Bit of a maze but need to follow directions provided. Was made to wait in car for around 15 mins after the official booking start time. Said they were getting ready! I told them tell me 5 mins before you want me to come in so i can walk up to the flat complex main doors ready to come right in. Instead they text me to come in once they were fully ready but in actual fact it was when the previous punter had left. When i got to the room they were far from ready!

Room:

Room was fit for purpose but basic. Dim lighting and bed just about big enough for 3. Noting special here.

Appearance:

Dark Alex ( who i will shorten to D.A) was in plain black Bra and pants, No effort what so ever in clothing choice, Lovely Czech (who i will shorten to L.C)was worse and was in cheap looking dress with basic plain white bra and pants. They looked very similar to sports bras etc. Not really sexy or a turn on. Facially D.A is better then L.C but L.C speaks better English and D.A hardly spoke! Body wish D.A is much more firmer and toned. They do both look like their pics. 

The details:

Wasn't a great start to the meet. After money was paid they both faffed around, "getting ready" putting on background music on the phone, walking in and out the room and talking in Czech which i found very rude. Took around 5 mins at least for them to finally get to it. Neither had taken any cloths off or anything, L.C started it off by giving me head but 1 min into it she said she cant do it for long as feels sick because she over ate. WTF!!!!  She carried on with a crap BJ and then i asked if D.A would join in. Didn't seem like she was interested but came over and joined in. the Double BJ was ok, Not great or mind blowing. They just seemed pre occupied. Found out later D.A was sleep deprived and very tired with the only thing on her mind being Sleep! L.C was full of food and unable to flex, give a decent BJ, or get too involved!

Sex started with L.C but refused to do any position other then Mish as she over ate and could not do any other positions.  Got on top and was told i would have to support myself fully with my arms so not to put any pressure on her tummy which also meant i could not do any meaningful penetration. Lasted all of 3 min before my arms started to hurt due to the awkward positioning and her looking like she was about to throw up. Decided time to switch to D.A so change of condom which is understandable however 4-5 mins for them to find another condom is crap at best! Should be a decent supply in the room and at arms reach. Seemed like it was a time wasting exercise and no importance put on finding it quick.

So on with the condom and Alex is already assuming Doggy, Not what i want so asked if she could go on top "No Darling, Doggy is good" was the response if i remember. Asked again and "no Darling, Doggy is better, Come on" Well that said it all! 3 mins and i pop as was getting frustrated and thinking i'll have another pop in a bit.

Instead as soon as i came i was already being offered a shower and basically asked to leave. Fuck that i thought and instead declined the shower and asked for a massage instead expected a 4 handed playful massage. NOPE!!! Instead what i got was 20 mins of crap 2 handed massage (they took it in turns), Bullshit time wasting chat and the girls talking Czech amongst themselves and taking it in turns to walk in and out the room taking breaks. I was going brain dead and didn't realize it had been 20 mins. As soon as i saw i only had 15 mins left i said lets go for another quick pop but thats right folks! You guessed it!! Times up as according to them i only had 5 mins left which was just enough time for me to get dressed and get the fuck out!

Im not blind or dumb and can clearly see its only been 45 mins since i walked into the room, But it occurred to me they started the clock from the moment they text me to come to the flat. So the time it took for me to walk from the car and get the the flat entrance, wait for them to text me entry details, for me to find the flat enter and pay them AND the 5 mins they wasted after money as paid was all included in my hour booking!

Summary:

Crap Crap Crap and piss poor planning or effort on their part. If you know you have a booking why would you not get some decent rest before ahnd and why would you eat so much you cant move???

Would I Visit again??

If you couldn't guess from the review NO NO NO i would not waste my time with either of them ever again be it single punts or a duo.

[Odd Job]

Positive?

[Beamer]

Positive?

OP has posted his review as negative why are you questioning if it should be a positive?

[Odd Job]

OP has posted his review as negative why are you questioning if it should be a positive?

Because it was showing as positive when I first read it, somebody must’ve changed it to the negative.

That’s why I put the question mark.

[alibirmingham]

Sorry all, yes it went up as a positive in error, i always forget to change it as its default setting is positive. As soon as i realized i changed up so sorry for any confusion

 

[dboy74]

Thanks for review and sorry to read it was poor.

[Punterperson1971]

I found lovely Czech girl flakey and with attitude problem when I got in touch with her.

[iceman-76]

Wow, that is shocking. Sorry it didn't go as planned.

[Odd Job]

Sorry all, yes it went up as a positive in error, i always forget to change it as its default setting is positive. As soon as i realized i changed up so sorry for any confusion

 

No worries. That’s why I pointed it out.

[The Owl]

Only £110 for a 60 minute duo. I believe they probably work for a pimp so a cut of that fee is going to Sergei. After that there's fuck all to split between the two of them so they probably see this kind of booking as a way to take it easy whilst the punter gets to shag two women. For me the red flags are there and I'd probably have passed on the duo because if it sounds too good to be true in escorting then it most definitely is.

[bearcat69]

Thanks for the review. Sorry to hear it was crap.

Seeing a punter when one is tired and the other one is sleep deprived is just not on. I've had a similar experience when booking a prossie only to turn up and have to listen to her moan about having just ate and being bloated and it's infuriating. I don't lament a woman eating, but as far as I'm concerned they should have simply declined the business and advised you to book on a different day/time, instead of making you waste your hard earned.

Have been considering this duo option for a while now, but will give it second thoughts now. Seriously though, whose leg do you have to hump to find a decent duo option in the West Midlands at the moment?

A thoroughly deserved negative. Hope your next one is better.

[alibirmingham]

Only £110 for a 60 minute duo. I believe they probably work for a pimp so a cut of that fee is going to Sergei. After that there's fuck all to split between the two of them so they probably see this kind of booking as a way to take it easy whilst the punter gets to shag two women. For me the red flags are there and I'd probably have passed on the duo because if it sounds too good to be true in escorting then it most definitely is.

Before I booked I did read some read some Reviews which said they were s decent duo hence why I booked. Agree it’s quite a good deal but at the same time if they are a service provider then services should be up to scratch. Not only that but if they intend to do a limited service then that should be made clear before a punter pays. I’ve also seen them by themselves and were decent enough so expected the same label of service from each. On this occasion they had other ideas.

Thanks for the review. Sorry to hear it was crap.

Seeing a punter when one is tired and the other one is sleep deprived is just not on. I've had a similar experience when booking a prossie only to turn up and have to listen to her moan about having just ate and being bloated and it's infuriating. I don't lament a woman eating, but as far as I'm concerned they should have simply declined the business and advised you to book on a different day/time, instead of making you waste your hard earned.

Have been considering this duo option for a while now, but will give it second thoughts now. Seriously though, whose leg do you have to hump to find a decent duo option in the West Midlands at the moment?

A thoroughly deserved negative. Hope your next one is better.

Thanks Bearcat, it’s such a shit excuse to say your bloated when you have a booking. Don’t eat like a fucking pig, Simple!!! They may be a few duo options but how good they will be is anyone’s guess and they prices won’t be anywhere near what these 2 charge. For me I’m off duo meets now unless something mind blowing appears on the scene. Instead I’m sticking to what I know and going for single punts which Wg’s I’ve seen before of groups I have used.

[Moniny]

I think is something wront with this guy because how you can see he leaves  a lot of negatives reviews!So it is not probably bad  servise because I think even the pornastar is not going to be enough for him.

[The Owl]

I think is something wront with this guy because how you can see he leaves  a lot of negatives reviews!So it is not probably bad  servise because I think even the pornastar is not going to be enough for him.

Are you the pimp or one of the escorts reviewed above?

[STAR-LORD]

I think is something wront with this guy because how you can see he leaves  a lot of negatives reviews!So it is not probably bad  servise because I think even the pornastar is not going to be enough for him.

And my guess is your either Dark Alex, or lovely.Czech girl? 

[STAR-LORD]

Are you the pimp or one of the escorts reviewed above?

Spidersense was tingling well then. 

[The Owl]

Spidersense was tingling well then. 

It didn't take long for Admin to agree with my report post. Yet more proof that OP's review was more than likely genuine.

[STAR-LORD]

It didn't take long for Admin to agree with my report post. Yet more proof that OP's review was more than likely genuine.

It was a very fast reaction to say the least!

[Kerosene]

From my own experience I can vouch for being turfed out 45 minutes into a 1 hour booking and the crap massage with the two of them talking to each other in Czech. This was the thing that really stuck in my craw because it highlighted that they didn't seem to care about providing a good service.

The question remains, are there any decent duos about on a regular basis? I might hear of something promising turning up as a one off but chances are that date won't be any good for me.

[Juankerr]

The question remains, are there any decent duos about on a regular basis?

No regular good ones that I'm aware of, at least none with any full interaction between all 3 participants with girl on girl as that's what I'd be looking for, a true threesome rather than just a duo.

[alibirmingham]

I think is something wront with this guy because how you can see he leaves  a lot of negatives reviews!So it is not probably bad  servise because I think even the pornastar is not going to be enough for him.

  never surprises me when pimps/wg’s Call punters as like that. Think it’s clear to all genuine punters the reviews I leave are fair and genuine. I have my favourite wg’s As do we all and some awful experiences like I had with these 2 horrible ladies. I’m guessing it’s Dark Alex as she seemed to have more of a bad attitude and acted like her shit don’t stink, sort of a “I’m too good to have to work hard” attitude whereas lovely Czech had a “that’ll do kind of attitude”

As for the pornstar part I’ll let you know if a pornstar is good enough or not when I book one 

Thanks to admin and others who reported the post.

[bearcat69]

Thanks Bearcat, it’s such a shit excuse to say your bloated when you have a booking. Don’t eat like a fucking pig, Simple!!! They may be a few duo options but how good they will be is anyone’s guess and they prices won’t be anywhere near what these 2 charge. For me I’m off duo meets now unless something mind blowing appears on the scene. Instead I’m sticking to what I know and going for single punts which Wg’s I’ve seen before of groups I have used.

Yeah, I think I might be taking a similar stance. Getting the piss taken out of you by one prossie is one thing, but having two do it to you at the same time is entirely another thing. At least with one girl doing it, there are ways to handle it and still get some sense of enjoyment out of the punt.

Oh, well, never say never. You never know what could be around the corner. But I myself shall look upon duo punts with a very cynical eye from now on.

[Littlefoot]

Thanks Bearcat, it’s such a shit excuse to say your bloated when you have a booking. Don’t eat like a fucking pig, Simple!!!

That is very true, how many of us would fill our faces just prior to playing football for example! If you're hungry just before a punt, have a sandwich by all means. But to stuff yourself silly just before a punt is silly! Some prossies are just not the brightest though. 

[bearcat69]

That is very true, how many of us would fill our faces just prior to playing football for example! If you're hungry just before a punt, have a sandwich by all means. But to stuff yourself silly just before a punt is silly! Some prossies are just not the brightest though. 

I agree, and had similar thoughts when a similar thing happened to me.

That being said though, I've had fairly big meals and then gone out and fucked a prossie or had sex with a civvie and managed just fine. Personally, to me, it points towards a bigger attitude problem, or possibly other issues with the prossie, as in being one to make excuses for bad service and not respect a punters custom. I mean, I'll put it like this, I might sometimes stuff my face at work and feel bloated afterwards, but when lunch time ends I go back to my desk and do my level best to work as hard as I can. Even though I might very well be knackered, I don't just throw a hissy hit and not do my best to make sure the customers get a good level of service from the work that I do manage to do.