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Author Topic: Definition of GFE  (Read 4087 times)

Offline wristjob

What does a basic GFE include? I've seen enough girls who offer GFE but don't seem to offer the various components of what I understand it to be.

My interpretation is GFE means FK at the least and possibly OWO.

Online James999

A client looking for a GFE is often the type that has never had a proper girlfriend, and sees Pro$$ies as a substitute  :music:

Online walras

Had a quick check on iso.org

ISO 9001 GFE is defined as DFK, OWO, RO, sex, smalltalk, massage, more OWO, sex in at least two positions.

It is acceptable to vary the order of services, offer CIM, glass of water etc.

A high proportion of SPs fail quality audits (see reviews section)

 ;)

Offline CoolTiger

Had a quick check on iso.org

ISO 9001 GFE is defined as DFK, OWO, RO, sex, smalltalk, massage, more OWO, sex in at least two positions.

It is acceptable to vary the order of services, offer CIM, glass of water etc.

A high proportion of SPs fail quality audits (see reviews section)

 ;)

ISO 9001 is soon to be replaced by ISO27001  :D

Offline Dani

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a GFE should always include FK leading to DFK and lots of it.  In my mind it is what a girlfriend would do with her BF when in the first stages of love/lust as in lots of kissing, stroking, in a sensual way leading or OWO (cim not necessarily) reverse oral (up to client), and sex in different positions
It should flow naturally and not feel forced or unreal in any way
It is supposed to be much more genuine and sensual than a PSE.

Offline Jimmyredcab

A client looking for a GFE is often the type that has never had a proper girlfriend, and sees Pro$$ies as a substitute  :music:

I would bet some men go to a pro$$ie for a GFE because their girlfriend is useless.

My definition of GFE is when you forget that you are paying.    :hi:

Online James999

My definition of GFE is when you forget that you are paying.   

Altzheimers can have that effect  :cool:

Offline akauya

A true GirlFriend Experience must involve the following:

- She never stops talking
- Shows you her massive collection of stupid shoes - tells you she doesn't have enough
- Drags you to chick flicks with her, but shows a complete lack of interest in movies you want to watch.
- Asks you does my bum look big in this?
- Gets pissed off with you if you tell her the truth
- Gets pissed off with you if you lie to her
- Sighs dramatically and rolls her eyes when you ask what’s the matter
- Flies into a jealous rage if you mention another female
- Acts like she loves sex and wants it all the time. Until you commit to her then you're 'fucked!'
- She cries
- She whines
- She nags

Then she charges you £150 for half an hour that involves a few minutes of a miserable blow job and lying in bed looking at the cracks in the ceiling whilst you hump her.

Then we leave her a positive feedback for the pleasure ;)




A client looking for a GFE is often the type that has never had a proper girlfriend, and sees Pro$$ies as a substitute  :music:

Not necessarily, there are those (who might be called fluffy) who still hold women in high regard and could not stick their dick into someone who they considered to be just a piece of meat to be paid, used and erased from emotional contact. For them sex is not necessarily all about sub conscious anger or revenge.  :hi: Doesn't mean its real though, invariably fake and still money based....on both sides. Life is a cabaret old chum!
« Last Edit: November 13, 2013, 04:06:30 PM by Rickrabbit »

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A true GirlFriend Experience must involve the following:

- She never stops talking
- Shows you her massive collection of stupid shoes - tells you she doesn't have enough
- Drags you to chick flicks with her, but shows a complete lack of interest in movies you want to watch.
- Asks you does my bum look big in this?
- Gets pissed off with you if you tell her the truth
- Gets pissed off with you if you lie to her
- Sighs dramatically and rolls her eyes when you ask what’s the matter
- Flies into a jealous rage if you mention another female
- Acts like she loves sex and wants it all the time. Until you commit to her then you're 'fucked!'
- She cries
- She whines
- She nags

Then she charges you £150 for half an hour that involves a few minutes of a miserable blow job and lying in bed looking at the cracks in the ceiling whilst you hump her.

Then we leave her a positive feedback for the pleasure ;)


Don't go forgetting her headaches?  :P

Offline mh

A true GirlFriend Experience must involve the following:

- She never stops talking
- Shows you her massive collection of stupid shoes - tells you she doesn't have enough
- Drags you to chick flicks with her, but shows a complete lack of interest in movies you want to watch.
- Asks you does my bum look big in this?
- Gets pissed off with you if you tell her the truth
- Gets pissed off with you if you lie to her
- Sighs dramatically and rolls her eyes when you ask what’s the matter
- Flies into a jealous rage if you mention another female
- Acts like she loves sex and wants it all the time. Until you commit to her then you're 'fucked!'
- She cries
- She whines
- She nags

Then she charges you £150 for half an hour that involves a few minutes of a miserable blow job and lying in bed looking at the cracks in the ceiling whilst you hump her.

Then we leave her a positive feedback for the pleasure ;)

A blow job? These are outlawed in the WE (Wife Experience) version. The WE also costs double the annual price for one tenth of the annual sex.

Offline akauya

A blow job? These are outlawed in the WE (Wife Experience) version. The WE also costs double the annual price for one tenth of the annual sex.

Jeesus don't get me started about the WE (Wife Experience) - never, ever upgrade your Girlfriend to a Wife... fecking nightmare!

Offline Tailpipe

A true GirlFriend Experience must involve the following:

- She never stops talking
- Shows you her massive collection of stupid shoes - tells you she doesn't have enough
- Drags you to chick flicks with her, but shows a complete lack of interest in movies you want to watch.
- Asks you does my bum look big in this?
- Gets pissed off with you if you tell her the truth
- Gets pissed off with you if you lie to her
- Sighs dramatically and rolls her eyes when you ask what’s the matter
- Flies into a jealous rage if you mention another female
- Acts like she loves sex and wants it all the time. Until you commit to her then you're 'fucked!'
- She cries
- She whines
- She nags

Then she charges you £150 for half an hour that involves a few minutes of a miserable blow job and lying in bed looking at the cracks in the ceiling whilst you hump her.

Then we leave her a positive feedback for the pleasure ;)


This is a WE not a GFE

ie a wife experience

You are cynically  , but 100% correct. 


Offline wristjob

Nice to see 1/4 of the replies were sensible :)

It was prompted by thsi comment on a profile:

Q. Are all listed enjoys included in the price?   A. No the price outlined is for the basic GFE service.. extreme services such as CIM, rimming, swallow, reverse A are chargeable extras xx

I guess I'd take it from that that OWO/FK are included. I'm not mad keen on the girl just interested really. Obviously an email would clarify it.


Wife Experience - lord help us. No escort is that expensive and few provide that bad a service.

Offline willbred

ISO 9001 is soon to be replaced by ISO27001  :D

Then as soon as everyone's got used to that ISUK69001 will be introduced.
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (willbred, Diplomat65)

Offline theotherside

I say GFE to try and differentiate from my sub service as they are two different things. I also think that there is a level of intimacy involved. To me a good GFE will be DFK, cuddles, intimate positions such as cowgirl, missionary (unless the guy prefers doggy) hopefully a giggle and a laugh and as relaxed as possible. The problem is that it is defined by everyone differently. Some girls think its just vanilla sex and prefer not to have any intimacy (doggy, no kissing) always best to check with the girl before booking.

Offline Curious

So a true Girl Friend Experience is difficult to define, except that no man in their right mind would actually want to buy one, or be foolish enough to believe they were getting it from a service provider.
 
With this new understanding I discard GFE (a term clearly invented by girls anyway) and will demand FBE in future
The Fuck buddy Experience (which is honest, straight forward and blokey) is to include all the passion and perversity of a drunk one-night stand with the clear understanding at all times that it is nothing more and going nowhere else than home on its own with a kebab afterwards.

That's what I want - new girl, FBE, kebab - in that order - once a week.   Sorted.

Offline DaveMugabe

Kebab in the Jade Goody sense???


Offline bod666

For me a true gfe involves the wg either pretending to, (or the holy grail) actually, enjoy shagging you and spending time with you. There will be kissing, eye contact and she may actually let/make herself cum too. She will then hang around having a naked chat and not get dressed and leg it at the soonest opportunity.

WGs that provide a decent gfe are really rare - i've come across 2 in my time. Most ee wgs i've seen provide a "full personal service" which seems to involve no kissing, minimal touching, covered oral and unenthusiastic shagging where they won't look at you and a keen urge for you to cum as quickly as possible and then leave. I'm at a loss as to why i persist in seeing them ;)

At the end of the day the best sex will always be with someone you like who likes you back. The fluffy in me likes to delude himself into thinking that i've found a couple of girls that like me (& my money) and frankly as long as they can carry off the act convincingly enough who cares?

Offline theotherside

So a true Girl Friend Experience is difficult to define, except that no man in their right mind would actually want to buy one, or be foolish enough to believe they were getting it from a service provider.
 
With this new understanding I discard GFE (a term clearly invented by girls anyway) and will demand FBE in future
The Fuck buddy Experience (which is honest, straight forward and blokey) is to include all the passion and perversity of a drunk one-night stand with the clear understanding at all times that it is nothing more and going nowhere else than home on its own with a kebab afterwards.

That's what I want - new girl, FBE, kebab - in that order - once a week.   Sorted.

I love this. FBE it perfectly encapsulates it

Offline akauya


This is a WE not a GFE

ie a wife experience

You are cynically  , but 100% correct.

No mate, the Wife Experience does not include oral, not in the slightest. Plenty of aural though - constant yakking :)


Offline akauya

That sounds heartfelt, akauya! :D

It is mate, it is  :(



Edit: Sorry to Wristjob for derailing his thread  :rose:

Offline wristjob



Edit: Sorry to Wristjob for derailing his thread  :rose:

Well, I got about 3 sensible answers (eventually) so fill yer boots dude.


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