A true GirlFriend Experience must involve the following:
- She never stops talking
- Shows you her massive collection of stupid shoes - tells you she doesn't have enough
- Drags you to chick flicks with her, but shows a complete lack of interest in movies you want to watch.
- Asks you does my bum look big in this?
- Gets pissed off with you if you tell her the truth
- Gets pissed off with you if you lie to her
- Sighs dramatically and rolls her eyes when you ask what’s the matter
- Flies into a jealous rage if you mention another female
- Acts like she loves sex and wants it all the time. Until you commit to her then you're 'fucked!'
- She cries
- She whines
- She nags
Then she charges you £150 for half an hour that involves a few minutes of a miserable blow job and lying in bed looking at the cracks in the ceiling whilst you hump her.
Then we leave her a positive feedback for the pleasure