Author Topic: Sarah - Masseuse Birmingham FBSM tourer  (Read 3414 times)


14 review(s) for Sarah - masseuse (12 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]
14 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5427061) (12 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Littlefoot

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This was a plan B as my plan A didn't work out.

THE LADY AND HER AW LINK:

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

COMMS:

Good, my original text was replied to quickly, couple more texts and a meet was arranged for later that day.

LOCATION:

Was Birmingham City Centre

VENUE:

Was a ok modern serviced apartment, which was clean.

SERVICES:

1 hour tantric massage (yeah, right :sarcastic:)    And HE. £80

LADY:

She’s a pole, not the friendliest, not too unfriendly either. Sort of standoffish attitude, if you know what I mean. Sort of half smiles very occasionally. Very quiet, doesn’t talk much at all. Face not bad. Probably give it a 7/10. Body good, nice sized tits, nice ass and trim figure, I’d give that a 8/10.

MASSAGE:

Get the usual hide behind the door routine. She’s texting when I first see her,  :dash: and briefly looks up at me and smiles before I follow her to the bedroom, where the texting continues. She finishes texting for me to pay her. I then accept the offer to shower. Oh she was dressed in a black negligee and thong and did look very sexy!

I re enter the play room naked to find her texting again.  :dash: I lie on my front on the clean towel on the bed. She goes to remove the negligee, but has second thoughts and leaves it on! Strange!

Massage begins on my calf’s. In fact too much time was spent there. It eventually moved up to my bum. A few cc swipes. Then my back and neck were done. All very lacklustre and too soft. Just mainly pointlessly rubbing the hands over the top of my skin. After a while I see the negligee drop out of the corner of my eye, and start to think things may get better. But they didn’t. The body 2 body on my back was very brief and felt awkward as there wasn’t enough oil between us. She was just randomly poking her tits around my back, and it didn’t last long at all. Nothing sensual about it whatsoever!

I’m asked to turn over. And she massages my thighs, occasionally brushing my sack. But little me had little interest. Again not sensual at all. Seemed to not like eye contact. And there was NO frontal b2b!  :mad:

THE HE:

Soon enough she oiled up her hands and began massaging my C&B’s, and started to toss me off whilst I’m still at the semi stage, but as I'm being jerked, I soon reach full firmness. This part was probably the best, and I didn’t last that long. But it’s not enough to save this from a red card I'm afraid. Would of been better if my C&B's were massaged a while longer, so when the wanking bit started I was at full mast.

She cleans the spunk off me and asks if I want another shower. I accept. Felt like I hadn’t been there long, but wasn’t sure till I checked my phone outside. I’d been in 40 mins with 2 showers.

THOUGHTS:

I had high hopes with this one. What with all the good stuff I’d read, and a good punt with her cousin Cleo last year, thought the signs were looking good. I know members on here have had a totally different experience to mine, but I can only judge her by my experience. And as with all experiences ymmv! For me though one of the worst massages I’ve received. Felt a total waste of £80.

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Really appreciate the review Littlefoot.  :hi:

Having recently HL'ed  her I expected so much better. Her bod will get her appointments, but Ffs she has only been here 2 minutes and is getting complacent already.  :dash: £80 for 60 minutes (assuming she provides the full 60) requires a much better all round service level.

I regret that it is at your expense LF, but she is duly removed from my FBSM HL  :thumbsdown:

The quest continues

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Really appreciate the review Littlefoot.  :hi:

Having recently HL'ed  her I expected so much better. Her bod will get her appointments, but Ffs she has only been here 2 minutes and is getting complacent already.  :dash: £80 for 60 minutes (assuming she provides the full 60) requires a much better all round service level.

I regret that it is at your expense LF, but she is duly removed from my FBSM HL  :thumbsdown:

The quest continues

Cheers Marc, here is my review of Sarah's cousin Cleo. I think you'll notice the difference

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=156664.0

I wouldn't like to trust both of them now, personally. 
« Last Edit: April 17, 2018, 05:58:55 pm by Littlefoot »

Offline switftjake

Oh for fuck sake Why do the poles do this! Seems you have to manage time to ensure you get value. She on HL but havging second thought now.

Offline Cryton123

This sounds no where near the service I had a few days ago! Sorry to hear you had a bad time, sounds like you caught her on a bad day, or I just got lucky. I agree she's a little stand offish but my massage and HE were both very good.

Looks like seeing this one maybe a bit of a gamble..


Offline Beamer

Following the review by LF I called and cancelled my booking. Received a load of expletives- more when i told her to get her house in order.  Not a pleasant girl.
Thanks for the review LF- saved me a wasted journey.   :hi:

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This sounds no where near the service I had a few days ago! Sorry to hear you had a bad time, sounds like you caught her on a bad day, or I just got lucky. I agree she's a little stand offish but my massage and HE were both very good.

Looks like seeing this one maybe a bit of a gamble..

I read your review and it sounded a bit like my time with her cousin Cleo, so I was looking forward very much. No blame on you whatsoever. You mentioned hot oil. No hot oil for me, just cream out of a tube. Her arse and tits were kept well out of reach, unlike when I had Cleo, where her arse was in my face half the time and she was happy for me to play with her jugs. I don't know why I got such a bad service off Sarah, perhaps she isn't keen on the more elderly client. I have no idea. Perhaps it was a one off, off day. Members can make their own mind up if they wish to visit. She may well be on form next time, who knows!

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Following the review by LF I called and cancelled my booking. Received a load of expletives- more when i told her to get her house in order.  Not a pleasant girl.
Thanks for the review LF- saved me a wasted journey.   :hi:

Glad I was of use  :hi:

Offline Wood2017

Valuable review as i was considering seeing her, thanks for posting.

Offline mr.bluesky

Good report Littlefoot, a real shame as she looks like she's got a cracking figure on her judging by her photos.

Offline switftjake

So I spotted this in faq
Q. How many times can I cum during my session?   A. I normally agree for 2 times in an hour time but I have seen people cum twice in half an hour as well. Please do mention that when making the booking as I don’t read your minds and I need to know if you want me to take it slow or start with lingam massage and finish massage with it as well.

If I do let littl brain book her I will say to do lingam from start and try and get 2 goes

Offline webpunter

WTF no Johnsons  :dash:
Cream is my pet hate & signifies that the session will be crap

I've had this happen twice in the space of a year - fucks knows when / who with.  Donkeys years ago
The 1st time the burd said she'd run out of oil & apologized.  Showed me the empty bottle.  Fair enuf, saying she'd been 'busy'
I didn't realize how crap it would be.  I should have known better.  I tugged one out on a business trip staying in a hotel.  Used the small bottle of lotion.  It was woeful

2nd time i went on the mission prepared.  Same story - the smallest amount left in the bottom of the bottle.  I was the last punter of the day.  I took with me a travel size Johnsons.  Problem solved.  She used most of it so let her keep it for emergency use.  On the basis of a pukka R&T.  Tip = put the bottle in a couple of small plastic bags to avoid any stains on clothes if leakage

You mentioned hot oil. No hot oil for me, just cream out of a tube
« Last Edit: April 17, 2018, 10:42:09 pm by webpunter »

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Thank you for the review LF - was going to book her at the next opportunity as i havent had a massage for a good while and wanted someone who was good looking. Definitely wont be going now.
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Offline billyjo

Was considering booking her but will give it a miss now, massage bookings not really my thing but due to not much floating my boat on aw was thinking of giving her a try.  Maybe it was her time of month that resulted in the rubbish service, can never tell when they don't offer full service.

Offline _Rust_

Oh bugger, thought she sounded like a safe bet LF, but this reads as a fair review from a man who knows his stuff on FBSM, really disappointing.

Had one down South today from a WG (FS only in the past) who has only just started taking FBSM bookings. Nearly hit the ceiling more than once, if she tours in Brum I'll be letting you know!

Offline switftjake

Had one down South today from a WG (FS only in the past) who has only just started taking FBSM bookings. Nearly hit the ceiling more than once, if she tours in Brum I'll be letting you know!
Who was this? Can you review for us southerners?

Offline _Rust_

Who was this? Can you review for us southerners?

I will be doing when I'm back with a laptop to hand, no probs. It was English Anabella (Ana Luiza on UKE). She has recent FS reviews in the London section  :thumbsup:

Offline Spurt

Thanks for the heads up, will now pass up on this option. Indifference really kills any mood.