Sorry for bumping an old thread but she's in Edinburgh and I'm tempted to visit.
Did anyone follow up after this positive review.?
Don't bother, I took the plunge and utterly regret it. I'm just impressed I managed to make myself shoot once.
Fuck knows where he got "incredible" from. Schemie single mother, pushing 40 would've been a more apt description. And while not super-ugly, she has a properly hard-looking face - like a big, chubby bird off Jeremy Kyle, that Tyson Fury wouldn't pick a fight with. Her tits may be big, but sag so low, they only serve to cover her bulge.
Was by no means expecting a supermodel, but the profile info listed 12, with 14 stated in the text, so considered it reasonable to think this could've been her genuine size (perhaps pushing a 16 at the absolute worst) - which on a 5'10 frame would've looked not bad. To give you an idea, I once had a girlfriend when in her early twenties was 5'10, size 12 with a lovely flat tummy and looked so good in her lingerie she could've modelled it. But given this one's similar height she must be an 18 at least. And the fact she's actually only 5'8-5'9 at best, only makes the extra width look worse.
Things must really be grim in Aeberdeen to be impressed with this.
She may be cheap, but you're far better investing an extra 20-30 quid and shagging something that's actually attractive.
I'll be reviewing myself soon enough.
