Stuning Vanessa - Milton Keynes

[miraluka]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

The usual location in central MK for these sort of things. Good comms to start on the phone, asked for a shower and if she would join me she said was ok. Arrived shortly later, wont join for shower as fresh tattoo hurts. Obviously a fresh tattoo, but unless she had it within the last 10 minutes, she could have informed me no for shower together. OK take the hit move on, quick shower and off we go. Shes back in the room just as i'm finishing i ask for owo and prostate massage, no oral without, says on her like (at discretion) but i'm a clean guy and also fresh from the shower??? on goes the condom.

and she tickles my arse with her middle finger. Last time i checked prostate was deeper than that, condom on the finger and shes off again....starting to notice a pattern here.

French kissing also requested on phone, is fine. In person, she sticks her tongue out a little and barely pecks at me. Another fail.

Bored now, main event time. Starts in doggy, ok, moves to missionary. To be honest, if been in cupboards tighter than this. When she clenches there's some friction, but i think unless you run some current through her she ain't keeping clenched long enough to achieve much.

Manage to cum, and she gives me some wipes and disappears to her phone, text text, "one moment" and leaves the room. comes back, leaves again.

Finally comes back. "is half an hour ok need to speak to my daughter"

So i paid £100 for a 1 hour punt, as i think £70 for 30min is not value for money, and at this point i been here perhaps 20min, and i;m honestly glad because i'm losing interest.

I demand £50 regardless of her 30min is £70, as i stated to her, not been here 30min, you've been texting, you've left the room for a few minutes, i haven't had £70 of service. Half the time half the money.

So she says i can stay for hour, after this conversation i do not see a comfortable future 30 minutes

No, i'm leaving, £50 and i'm gone, getting dressed. She goes to check if thats ok, apparently it is and i am out the door.

Location 10/10 many a punt at this location easy access and parking, nice rooms

Looks 8/10 acceptable for a punt

Attitude 4/10 i think she was over exaggerating the language barrier to make services unavailable

Services 4/10 refusal of offered service is a waste of a time and money, and a sure way to get a bad review

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the detailed review.

Well done for standing your ground and getting half your money back. Most of us, myself included, are too kind with these chancers.

You are an example to us all. 

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Sorry to hear such a waste of time . With this level of service and blaise' , don't give a damn attitude she deserves a dusty phone . This area has lots of SPs and many attractive and providing a decent " Bang for your Buck "  hopefully "she will ship up or ship out "