Kinky Dirty Bitch, aka KDB and Amica Bentley, London (various areas - Chelsea, Fitzrovia, Balham)
External Link/Members OnlyIf you've used AW more than just occasionally, and even if you're based outside London, then the chances are that you will still have some familiarity with Kinky Dirty Bitch, one of the site's most prolific and successful service-offering members. She was one of the earliest adopters to truly see and effectively embrace the platform's possibilities to reach and maximise her market. The attentiveness, enthusiasm and energy that she devotes to it, is a benchmark for how it can all, according to your tastes, be done.
She currently has approaching 5700 customer feedback notes across all of her diverse product offerings - Web & Direct Cam/Chat, Movies, Sales and Escorting. On top of that, she has also enjoyed stints as an adult performer, which presumably provides a further marketing outreach to her businesses. This is one competent and entrepreneurial broad: odd then, I thought, that she seems relatively under-represented with escort reviews on ukpunting.com compared to her considerable online profile.
I wanted to go some way to changing that with a composite overview of my half dozen and more encounters with her, over the last few years. It's part of my early but ongoing attempt to offer some redress for all of the benefits I've derived as a visitor to this site, without having given anything by way of return.
One of the reasons KDB may not have as many reviews here as we might expect, is surely her approach to pricing. KDB is nothing if not a sincere and able capitalist, and she frequently adjust the pricing of her escort offering according to her views of the supply and demand for her service. And boy, is that an elastic factor: I've seen her ramp up the price to £1000 per hour (£999 for 1/2 hr

), and watched it stay there for months on end, as she effectively signalled to us that she was willing to turn down all but the most lucrative work or spendthrift customers. I was compelled to yearn away, as this was simply not a wise use of resources for me - and I had to wait (in some cases for what seemed like a year) before she recalibrated, back through £500 and £400, to where it presently resides at £250 per hour. This presumably is the sweet economic spot for her - low enough to encourage just the right amount of business for her tastes. Still, very expensive compared to all except the more expensive agencies - but there we are. It will most likely hike again before too long, as it has done through the several cycles I have observed until now.
Location/s
She's currently based in Chelsea. If it's the same place as my last visit, then it is an apartment block, well-known as a holiday let for the tourists that you will inevitably encounter milling about in reception, but also a by-word in our little demi-monde as an established tarts' den from way back when. Accordingly, it's long past its prime, but still just about respectable enough - its really the post-code that counts. Our visit will take us up to the IXth floor or so, along a drab corridor and past the cleaning ladies who are tidying up after the middle aged middle-easterners who have been using this as their base to visit London relatives since the late 1970s.
The flats are compact and surprisingly spartan, which KDB will have offset with just enough personal effects to make it feel a little more homely. The views are fine.
The Broad
Pictures and videos abound - so look her up to save me from the bother of having to write out a description. She was formerly using botox or other assistance, and I confess, I thought a little too freely. I believe that, mercifully, she's eased back on this of late, which is a good choice. Although as we all well know from reading reviews, customers' appraisals can be harsh, and we can all surely use a little cosmetic help, KDB is undoubtedly attractive. She really doesn't need more than the tiniest dab of help to make the most of the good looks she has. For the longest time, I tried to unpuzzle some faint blue marks on her legs and back - it only became clear much later that they are small former tattoos, not completely erased.
This is a woman in mid forties now, in excellent health, and very good physical shape; but she is also about herself in mind no less than body.
She's usually cheerfully disposed, and a ball of restrained energy, nb - dynamic and zestful rather than bubbly & bouncy. She's welcoming and at ease, and will deftly handle you - so that you are not conscious of being handled. I can't recall if she offers drinky-poos or not, but if you haven't already been made aware, you shortly will find out that she is on a huge heath and fitness trip - and has been for some time (hence her being in very good shape). It's her pet subject, and if you don't wish to be knowledgeably informed about it at length - best skip over now. I've never been out with her for a date, but if I did, I expect she'd be smashing company - she is intelligent, well-informed, cultured, witty and funny as heck too.
The nookieThis lady has seen and done it all. More impressively, she has taken the very conscious decision not to allow this to make her become jaded. If you can't find what you want with this lady then more likely than not you urgently need to see a psychiatrist. Her offering is far greater than any needs I have to explore, and, as you'll see from her blog, she truly has catholic sexual tastes - though not necessarily the ones that The Holy Father might approve of.
SummaryShe's a consummate pro at the top of her game, probably wilder and more adventurous than you (certainly more than me) and she has a ton to offer. She's undeniably expensive relative to the rest of the market, sometimes insanely so, but that's just a business choice, rarther than, as so often appears to be the case, a sign of someone who is up themselves, delusional or niave - KDB is none of those things. I can't say that even her lower rates represent good value, because at a certain level above market rates, it all just becomes highly subjective. But she is truly one of kind, and the fact is that there are some women out there that, for whom I would sell the car for a chance to get them into my bed. I'm glad I took a number of punts on KDB and depending on the kind of person you are, I see no reason why you wouldn't feel much the same.
x Heph