Author Topic: Royal London Massage Jess Chancery Lane (Read 2028 times)

ampithestud1 · « **on:** April 10, 2018, 05:14:45 pm »

Called on the number on their website to check who’s working at the Chancery Lane location today and was told it was the new girl Jess.

Was offered a ‘special pric’ of £90 for 1h b2b and deep tissue massage so I accepted and booked for late afternoon.

Turns out they rent a room at Bliss and Grays Inn road whic was quite close to work so I arrived right on time. However got a massage that Jess was running late and an apology.

She finally turned up about 30 mins late. Now on the website she is apparently 29 with a 36d chest but in reality she’s probably in her 40s with what seemed to be saggy b cups. Needless to say I was disappointed. To make matters worse, she went on to ask for £110 for B2B for 1h, wtf? When I told her that I was offered a price of £90 she wouldn’t have it. Finally she spoke to her friend / agent who confirmed what was agreed but I said but by this point I was too pissed off and left.

I wouldn’t let her massage me even if they paid me for it. Steer clear!

I’ve not tried any other royal London masseuse but after this experience I don’t think I need to.

lewishamguy · « **Reply #1 on:** April 10, 2018, 05:17:27 pm »

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ampithestud1 · « **Reply #2 on:** April 10, 2018, 05:35:34 pm »

Quote from: lewishamguy on April 10, 2018, 05:17:27 pm

External Link/Members Only

Thanks.

Sorry missed posting the link as wouldnt open on the train.

Wankingdead · « **Reply #3 on:** April 10, 2018, 06:36:51 pm »

I tried them and can confirm that they are all shit.

RAJEC · « **Reply #4 on:** April 10, 2018, 06:42:38 pm »

Not surprised this is a negative. You were expecting a ‘special pric’ Which she clearly didn’t have!

In all seriousness, it’s a bit if a joke and we’ve all been there, but chin up for the next one!

ampithestud1 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 11, 2018, 07:07:40 am »

Quote from: RAJEC on April 10, 2018, 06:42:38 pm

Not surprised this is a negative. You were expecting a ‘special pric’ Which she clearly didn’t have!

In all seriousness, it’s a bit if a joke and we’ve all been there, but chin up for the next one!

Cheers. Definitely didnt give up and went on to have a good one with Kate at Natral Healing Spa at Angel. Review posted.

Guess I decided to give this Royal London lot a chance becuase some punters on here gave positive feedback on a fee of the girls ( Agnes and Kim I think) plus the girl on the phone was chatty and friendly.

Fredbone · « **Reply #6 on:** April 11, 2018, 04:24:14 pm »

I have used them, but not Jess, communication via text has always been rapid and correct.

Sessions have been a mixture of good to neutral.

VFM · « **Reply #7 on:** April 11, 2018, 04:29:25 pm »

Well done for walking. I remember when they were operating out of Elements in Paddington Street (near Baker Street) I walked a couple of times.

ampithestud1 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 11, 2018, 08:00:46 pm »

Quote from: Fredbone on April 11, 2018, 04:24:14 pm

I have used them, but not Jess, communication via text has always been rapid and correct.

Sessions have been a mixture of good to neutral.

Communication with me was rapid but not very accurate.

Which ones have you tried and would recommend?

Fredbone · « **Reply #9 on:** April 16, 2018, 09:16:59 am »

Can not comment on any of the current ones.

I have not had a project in London for some time.

Author Topic: Royal London Massage Jess Chancery Lane (Read 2028 times)

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