External Link/Members Only half hour = £160 = rip-off
Location: scuzzy council flat in leafy Bloomsbury.
Girls: not the ones in the pic, of course. The door was opened by a chubby peroxide blonde, over-made-up. I immediately realised that everything was going pear-shaped but little brain said,
Let's stay a while and see, and anyway I quite like chubby peroxide blonde over-made-up girls, so I downgraded my expectations from
1 hour of languid lesbian heaven to
god knows what and solidly got the latter. The other girl (who was helping Sergei wash up in the kitchen and make soup - nice touch that) was vaguely indian-looking (apparently Slovakian) and very very bored.
"Meet": I got in the shower, came out, stood about in the bedroom while the girls talked in the kitchen with Sergei. So far so good. I eventually called yoo-hoo I'm ready and slowly they turned up. One carrying
a bowl of soup into the bedroom I kid you not. This in fact sat on the side ignored for the next 20 mins so I hope it was cold and orrible. Perfunctory stroking and mumbling to each other in EE languages followed, and I was invited to admire the blonde one's Chucky tattoo. Yes, from Child's Play. No, I can't imagine worse body art, no.
Lesbian show: both girls were on the same bed. Occasionally they were within a few inches of each other. Hot, eh?
Indian one puts on condom and gives oral very badly, breaks off to wank me and YAWN yes YAWN during my £5.00 per minute timeslot.
I fuck the blonde one while the other lies next to us. Sometimes she stroked my balls. This was an erotic highlight. But mostly she was too bored to join in.
I got too floppy to fuck and lay back while the blonde one wanked me, then I fucked the other. It wasn't great.
Then I told them, no, no condom, no fuck, you both have to wank me until I come. BOTH TOGETHER. Against the clock with about ten minutes to go (I hate half hour punts). So they did, with some lube. The blonde one cheered up at this point and gave me quite a good handjob, while the other lay in her customary semi-coma and brushed an occasional hand against my balls.
I made appreciative noises so she didn't stop. I told her I was going to come. As I came and the first sperm came out of my cock, she gave a yelp of surprise and pulled her hand away, I thought bugger that, grabbed my cock and finished myself off, spraying spunk around the bed in the process (cries of horror at this strange turn of events from the girls).
At last it was all over and we were able to say our fond goodbyes.
And now I can't decide between (a) never punting again and (b) going out and splashing on Ellie Rose or someone else who knows what they're doing.
