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Offline kundalini

My success rate (encounter worth the fee paid) is currently just under 50%

- 20% of encounters worth less than 20% of the fee paid, including two that were worth £0
- 15% of encounters worth perhaps £50 when I paid £110 (some enjoyable moments in an unimpressive overall display)
- 15% of encounters worth perhaps £100+ when I'd paid £140/£150 (or similar)

Reasons for encounters not being worth the fee paid

- not getting the time I'd paid for, including unnecessary timewasting (like watching the tv, reading and replying to texts, leaving the room etc)
- WG undressed looked rather different to the pics on the website, age advertised out by 5+ years
- poor attitude, lack of enthusiasm, not in a fit mental state to be doing the job etc
- services advertised not on offer (I shower at the venue, I taste of toothpaste, I'm clean shaved, my cock is average size, I'm slim, polite)

I've had some encounters that cost over £200 and the experience was worth the fee paid. With one exception, my sessions have cost £100 or more. I've used top tier parlours, escort agencies and indies and tried to avoid seeing service providers at a time when they were likely to be exhausted. Every encounter has been researched beforehand though sometimes I've taken a risk on someone who has minimal feedback on the net. Very few of the WGs I've seen have a poor reputation.
 

Offline Fannytastico

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So the question is.... is it worth it?  Will you keep punting?

Offline Lurtz

I'd put my success rate at about 90%.

I tend to stick to half hour punts. I do research but I don't overthink a punt. I book less than 24 hours in advance and my expectations aren't unrealistic. I don't mind if a girl leaves the room as long as it's for only a couple of minutes. I don't mind if she has sliced a couple of years off her age - as long as it's within believability. Poor attitude is very rare in my experience. Withdrawal of services is very annoying but rare. My only bugbear is when girls advertise kissing, FK or DFK but don't really do it. But even then, I am a little sympathetic. I'd happily snog someone my own age but I'd struggle if they were 20 or 30 years older than me. Fortunately, most of my punts are good, very good or excellent. And no, I'm not a fluffy.

Offline Wayang

I'd put my success rate at about 90%.
I tend to stick to half hour punts.
To quote JRC - you seem to regard a punt as a mission to 'empty your sacs.'  If that is your objective in a half hour punt then I accept your 90 percent success rate.  But an hour long punt makes pne more judgemental.  Ignoring the fact that it costs more, an hour long punt requires the WG to 'participate' more and not just lie down and think of her next holiday.  You really can't expect a GFE in 30 minutes.
Hence success rates for longer punts are lower.

Offline Lurtz

To quote JRC - you seem to regard a punt as a mission to 'empty your sacs.'  If that is your objective in a half hour punt then I accept your 90 percent success rate.  But an hour long punt makes pne more judgemental.  Ignoring the fact that it costs more, an hour long punt requires the WG to 'participate' more and not just lie down and think of her next holiday.  You really can't expect a GFE in 30 minutes.
Hence success rates for longer punts are lower.

I wouldn’t refer to my punts as a ‘mission’, but yes, I am there to have a good time that culminates in me having an orgasm - which obviously involves emptying my sac. Surely, we are all there primarily to do that. I am not there to drink tea with the ladies!

I’ve tried hour-long punts and to be honest I just end up wasting time entertaining the girl. Occasionally, I’ve thought 45 minutes may have been a better option, but most of the time 30 minutes is about right. To me, it is perfectly feasible to have a GFE or a PSE within this timeframe. GFE is about service and attitude, not time.

During my punts, the girl participates fully. She rarely gets to ‘lie down and think of her next holiday’. In fact, she does most of the work because I like to feel pampered. I’m not there to fuck for England or lick for England – I’m there for my enjoyment, not to impress upon a WG what a stud I am. It’s not my ego that needs massaging – it’s my cock.

Online James999

Shorter bookings are best (at least for the initial booking)

It is important to remember why you are visiting the prostitute, for most it is sex and as such that can usually be done (unless you are impotent) in a 30 min booking, bookings of say an hour can just lead to idle chat and the girl spinning you pointless yarn about her life (that she has made up)  and you trying not to slip up and pass any personal information about yourself.

Of course if you get on with a girl then longer bookings may be appropriate.

The above goes out of the window however if you are one of the Sad few that think a Punt is a relationship and want to get to know the girl etc, they should stop wasting their time punting and try and get a girlfriend to chat to  :cool:

Offline Jimmyredcab

Shorter bookings are best (at least for the initial booking)

It is important to remember why you are visiting the prostitute, for most it is sex and as such that can usually be done (unless you are impotent) in a 30 min booking, bookings of say an hour can just lead to idle chat and the girl spinning you pointless yarn about her life (that she has made up)  and you trying not to slip up and pass any personal information about yourself.

Of course if you get on with a girl then longer bookings may be appropriate.

The above goes out of the window however if you are one of the Sad few that think a Punt is a relationship and want to get to know the girl etc, they should stop wasting their time punting and try and get a girlfriend to chat to   :cool:

I agree with all your comments.
When I do go for the one hour booking I find myself getting dressed after 45 minutes ------- I am happy to chat with the girl ---------- but in HER time, not mine.

Online smiths

I agree with all your comments.
When I do go for the one hour booking I find myself getting dressed after 45 minutes ------- I am happy to chat with the girl ---------- but in HER time, not mine.

Whereas i am there for the full hour, not drinking tea, eating biscuits and talking.  An hour is my minimum, i wouldnt get out of bed for a half hour punt, i have tried them and forty five minutes and they dont suit me. Overall success rate about is about 90%. :D

« Last Edit: February 26, 2011, 01:10:32 pm by smiths »

Offline Jimmyredcab

Overall success rate about is about 90%. :D

I simply don't believe you.
I am not calling you a liar but your idea of "success" may be different to mine.  ;)

Online smiths

I'd put my success rate at about 90%.

I tend to stick to half hour punts. I do research but I don't overthink a punt. I book less than 24 hours in advance and my expectations aren't unrealistic. I don't mind if a girl leaves the room as long as it's for only a couple of minutes. I don't mind if she has sliced a couple of years off her age - as long as it's within believability. Poor attitude is very rare in my experience. Withdrawal of services is very annoying but rare. My only bugbear is when girls advertise kissing, FK or DFK but don't really do it. But even then, I am a little sympathetic. I'd happily snog someone my own age but I'd struggle if they were 20 or 30 years older than me. Fortunately, most of my punts are good, very good or excellent. And no, I'm not a fluffy.

Similar to me except most of my 121 punts are an hour, i never punt less than that. :D

Online smiths

I simply don't believe you.
I am not calling you a liar but your idea of "success" may be different to mine.  ;)

Enjoying the punt is my measure of success.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Enjoying the punt is my measure of success.

Yes, but some people are easily pleased. ;)
If you are seeing lots of different girls your figure of 90% sounds a bit on the high side.

Offline kiwi69

I have to have an hour, minimum, with a "goodie" ! At least half of that has to be DATY/69'ing !  :D

If I'm with a " first timer " and I have some reservations beforehand, I'll take 30min and extend if it works, often to 1.5 - 2 hours, occasionally even longer .  :P

I find that Orientals are pretty good, so I don't strike out that often, touch wood.  ;) I also repeat often.

Online smiths

Yes, but some people are easily pleased. ;)
If you are seeing lots of different girls your figure of 90% sounds a bit on the high side.

I am not one of them though. :) Its a mixture of newbies to me and those WGs and Parties that i punt with/at more than once or in some cases regularly. This is the ideal mix for me, newbies for the variety i want and semi regulars or reguars that i punt with and who know what i require. ;)

Offline softlad

My break down would be......
 
60% Very poor, would never return.
 
30% Average, probably would return if nothing else better came on the scene.
 
10% exceeded expectations,  would definetly return and recommend to others.
 
 
The depressing thing is, I've spent a lot of dosh on an appalling 60%.
The 10% no regrets whatsoever. :)

Offline Fannytastico

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......The depressing thing is, I've spent a lot of dosh on an appalling 60%.
The 10% no regrets whatsoever. :)

Is your good average going up over the years?  Have you learned anything that helps you avoid the bad punts (walking etc)?
Or are you getting fussier, so what would have been acceptable is no longer any good?
Is it worth it to you for that 10%?

Offline Lucy chambers

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Is your good average going up over the years?  Have you learned anything that helps you avoid the bad punts (walking etc)?
Or are you getting fussier, so what would have been acceptable is no longer any good?
Is it worth it to you for that 10%?

To think about this differently, I have eaten at an awful lot of restaurants. Some recommended by little stars and guides, (usually the worst), some recommended by friends, equally euch, some recommended by the fact they had a car park and I could see them by the road. Forty percent were good. Forty percent bad. The rest bizarre and best forgotten, and rarely a meal had for two for less than 80 quid. So as hobbies go, this seeing escorts lark is cheap and the rewards longer lasting :) Ten percent is a bloody good margin, and means the average is not that bad at all in any business.

Offline Jimmyredcab

My break down would be......
 
60% Very poor, would never return.
 
30% Average, probably would return if nothing else better came on the scene.
 
10% exceeded expectations,  would definetly return and recommend to others.
 

Now those figures are far more realistic.  ;) ;)

My break down would be......
 
60% Very poor, would never return.
 
30% Average, probably would return if nothing else better came on the scene.
 
10% exceeded expectations,  would definetly return and recommend to others.
 
 
The depressing thing is, I've spent a lot of dosh on an appalling 60%.
The 10% no regrets whatsoever. :)

I'd say this reflects my experiences over the years too.

Is your good average going up over the years?  Have you learned anything that helps you avoid the bad punts (walking etc)?
Or are you getting fussier, so what would have been acceptable is no longer any good?
Is it worth it to you for that 10%?

Can't answer for softlad, but for me, I'd say the 'good average' has been the same. Yes, I'm getting fussier and yes, I'm getting more discerning and like to think I can see through obvious traps beforehand. I'm also not afraid to walk. But the gap between advertising and reality remains huge, and the gap between many punters' glowing reports and reality remains equally huge. This 'business' is so riddled with lies and deception that on a series of statistically random punts, we're none of us guaranteed our money's worth on any more than a fraction of occasions.

To think about this differently, I have eaten at an awful lot of restaurants. Some recommended by little stars and guides, (usually the worst), some recommended by friends, equally euch, some recommended by the fact they had a car park and I could see them by the road. Forty percent were good. Forty percent bad. The rest bizarre and best forgotten, and rarely a meal had for two for less than 80 quid. So as hobbies go, this seeing escorts lark is cheap and the rewards longer lasting :) Ten percent is a bloody good margin, and means the average is not that bad at all in any business.

Your statistics don't quite correlate. If 40 pc of your experiences of, say, 80-100 quid meals is good, then how come 10 pc of mine and softlad's good experiences at more like 100-150 quid-a-time represents 'cheap' with 'rewards longer lasting'?

And by what weird reckoning is ten per cent success rate 'a bloody good margin'? If only ten per cent of televisons actually did their job as advertised, Samsung/Sony/Currys would've been out of business years ago. If only ten per cent of wine or beer manufactured actually tasted good and got you pissed, there'd be uproar. If the tobacco fell out of 90 pc of cigarettes because they hadn't been manufactured properly, those brands would've ceased to exist years ago.

Offline Nemo

I am not one of them though. :) Its a mixture of newbies to me and those WGs and Parties that i punt with/at more than once or in some cases regularly. This is the ideal mix for me, newbies for the variety i want and semi regulars or reguars that i punt with and who know what i require. ;)
I am not one of them though. :) Its a mixture of newbies to me and those WGs and Parties that i punt with/at more than once or in some cases regularly. This is the ideal mix for me, newbies for the variety i want and semi regulars or reguars that i punt with and who know what i require. ;)

"Punt with/at" - interesting usage. Like Philip Larkin's reply when a woman who found his porn stash naively asked what he did with it; "I use it to wank to or with or at". I know you're a party man - is "punting at" for bukkake moments?

Offline Marmalade

In Scotland, about 70-80%
In England, about 20-30% at most

Offline softlad

Is your good average going up over the years?  Have you learned anything that helps you avoid the bad punts (walking etc)?
Or are you getting fussier, so what would have been acceptable is no longer any good?
Is it worth it to you for that 10%?

No my average has not gone up, as due to so many disapointing experiences my actual punt rate has dropped.
Were in the past I would happily chalk a crap one down to experience, brush myself down and get straight back out there,
now I'm a lot more guarded, and reserved before I make my next 'big mistake'
I have learned a lot through all my bad punts, and the main thing is, don't believe a word you read on 90% of profiles,
and don't believe a word of what 98% of parlour's will tell you over the phone.
That way when you actualy meet one of the 10% or the 2% you are pleasently surprised.
To answer your last point, is it worth it for 10% ?
 
No.  :(

Offline softlad

The rest bizarre and best forgotten, and rarely a meal had for two for less than 80 quid.

 
You must be either going to some fancy restaraunts or falling for 'restaraunt wine priceing'......
I probably eat out twice a week, and never see a bill north of £55.
We probably only have two drinks (each) with a meal, and usualy don't have a desert.
My average bill's are likely to be £35 - £45 for two, and that's a nice restaraunt with good food.
Quite simply if I was paying what you pay, I wouldn't enjoy the taste as I find getting ripped off hard to swallow.
 


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