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ptokazii

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If I see another positive review of her I'm gonna be sick.

I wasn't convinced whether to give a neutral or a negative but now I know, despite her "trying to please on all aspects" attitude, I simply have to break her streak, of course it is related to phisique.

Right, punt happened on a mid week afternoon, was reading through all the aproximately 80 positives she's got here so was super excited to meet this london based, teen polish version of angelina jolie. Saw before that it was very hard trying to get hold of her but I believe that is her gig, ignoring u & leaving u waiting so you have a lot of desire built in when the match day comes.

Eventually that day came for me, when she had an opening and could fit me in the books.
I strongly believe she holds a closed ring of clients ( 3rd age most likely ) and not often does she accept newbies I'm thinking, she just doesn't want to see them turn on her as it so happened to me.

As someone said before and so cracking the ice, she is not young at all and could easily be in her 40s if you ask me. Nevertheless, her attitude and willingness to please ( fear of a negative if you ask me ) is certainly to be appreciated but it just doesn't cut it.

Anyways, let's go to the action now:
Arrived on time, it's not the nicer new development buildings of Colindale that she's living in but the old/still looking good part, found the flat and was directed to the place, been told the number to call, probably scans me from inside to check my size, aggression level, drunken level, all that crap. Unlucky for her, I was sober and had my eyes open so could experience the whole disappointment at full capacity.

High expectations and her figure immediately put me down. You can tell previsit from the ad pics that she's packing a bit of belly but it's not like when you get there and you see it flubbering all around while you're trying to make your moves.

"Money? No problem, let's deal with that later" she says "and focus on pleasing you honey."
Seemed nice but totally unnecessary, another sign of her desperate negative reviews avoiding tactics.
She takes the initiative and goes for the touching and undressing, I'm just not feeling her and do my own undressing and all that. She's similar to a bull raging at you, with good intentions of course but easily intimidating for the sensitive punter out there. Guess that would work for the crowd, not for me though.

Could FK her but I held it to a minimum, just touching of the lips, didn't wan't to go further than that.
Not the cleanest of teeth, possibly from the meth but more likely from smoking and living large ( McDonalds ).
She gets undressed so I can see her in full splendor, big size tummy that is, wide hips. Can't remember the tits to be honest but I guess they were allright.
Face wise, she's got a big jaw, big face, can't stop eating the mickie d's, can't stop drinking the vodka, hey can't blame her! Life's good if you have the money and she looks like she had some good times but these times are now behind her and she needs to focus on the present. She did admit to it, to the eating, the drinking, the good life, probably thinking that once you admit something it will be forgiven. Well I can live with that but gotta report back, that's the rule of the game I'm afraid.

Penetration wise, I'm not the big type so could hardly get into a position to suit both parties, she did clamp it or whatever you call that action to make the pussy tight but unnecessary tbh as it was clear she's for the bigger sized punters out there.
Big size denoting her big apetite for mcroyal supremes and her age of course.
Kept talking all the time making all the verbal efforts to make it a good punt. That may work for some veterans out there babe but I am a different breed.
What can I say, I cummed and left.
Price was her usual I believe, can't remember now though, anyway others have given reports about that so no need for me to detail.

Conclusions:

Positives
Willingness to please for whoever is solely into that.
Talkative, good english.
The service is definitely there.

Negatives
Price obviously, that's not appropriate for her age & size
Big sized body, attention NOT OBESE, just chubby.
Big size pussy, although shaven, not for the small to medium types.
Desperation can be read through the lines in her behaviour/conversation. She basically tries to distract you from the negatives of the act by talking to you and paying attention to other details.

Well that's my take on her, never again will I use her. I don't like being played.
I only recommend her to those who give great importance in the service and not the girl.
Still, beware, she's nothing close to what the pics&reviews leave you imagining she could be.

I'M SORRY HONEY, I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS

STOP DECEIVING PEOPLE!!!
« Last Edit: April 05, 2018, 02:20:19 pm by ptokazii »

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Out of curiosity, have you ever had a positive punt in the past?

Your first review which scored a 8/10 was a neutral.

From your reviews, it really gives off an impression that you hate punting...Or that every time you had such high expectations from WG that you end up really disappointed
« Last Edit: April 05, 2018, 02:18:56 pm by wtfness »

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This review seems very personal

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Omg ! Meth ,vodka ? I never seen u man
Who r u ? What u talking about ?
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ptokazii

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Out of curiosity, have you ever had a positive punt in the past?

Your first review which scored a 8/10 was a neutral.

From your reviews, it really gives off an impression that you hate punting...Or that every time you had such high expectations from WG that you end up really disappointed

Yes I've had a few positives otherwise why keep doing it. However didn't bother to report on the good times as I feel warning fellow punters about the bad shit is a priority.

Offline Parking

Omg ! Meth ,vodka ? I never seen u man
Who r u ? What u talking about ?

Uh oh

Offline Kev40ish

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I would love to hear about your positive experiences, as you just seem to have difficulty finding what is a good WG for you.
Or maybe your expectations can never be met...

James999

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Omg ! Meth ,vodka ?

Isn't it a little early in the day to be drinking?

ptokazii

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This review seems very personal

Maybe but I don't care
She's being deceitful and that's simply not right
IMO, it's not just the service that counts.
And I did recommend her for those seeking service.

James999

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She's not happy about this review, she's hammering in those post reports  :music:

ptokazii

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True, she's reported me to admin


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+1 what, that you've also reported the post or that her service is poor as outlined in the review  :unknown:

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Maybe but I don't care
She's being deceitful and that's simply not right
IMO, it's not just the service that counts.
And I did recommend her for those seeking service.

I am struggling from your review in what ways she is being deceitful?
The only thing it appears is she didn’t live up to your expectations which is obviously your opinion.

ptokazii

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I am struggling from your review in what ways she is being deceitful?
The only thing it appears is she didn’t live up to your expectations which is obviously your opinion.

Deceitful Khloe = misleading others(newbies) into thinking she is 28yo teen babe through pics and description, not to mention the 80 supportive reviews here.
Probably also the reason why she is not on AW

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If I see another positive review of her I'm gonna be sick.



Why? You're simply being jealousy or EAS perhaps ?

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Deceitful Khloe = misleading others(newbies) into thinking she is 28yo teen babe through pics and description, not to mention the 80 supportive reviews here.
Probably also the reason why she is not on AW

How can 80 positive reviews be deceitful? Are they all made up?

Are you saying all the people on here who have reviewed her are being deceitful?

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Deceitful Khloe = misleading others(newbies) into thinking she is 28yo teen babe through pics and description, not to mention the 80 supportive reviews here.
Probably also the reason why she is not on AW

So are you saying the 80 positives reviews are all bullshit?

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Your review is fake like hell
God knows who u really are? For your information I seen only 1 new person last 2 weeks and only my regulars so doubt u ever seen me
Won’t comment anymore is all nonsense etc
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I don't like being played.
I only recommend her to those who give great importance in the service and not the girl.
Still, beware, she's nothing close to what the pics&reviews leave you imagining she could be.

I'M SORRY HONEY, I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS

STOP DECEIVING PEOPLE!!!

The ending, aswell as other random comments and overall underlying “butthurt” tone of the ‘review’ makes it obvious that this is some kind of attention seeking revenge review, probably from a fluffy who she cut off.

James999

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Deceitful Khloe = misleading others(newbies) into thinking she is 28yo teen babe

Her profile says 28, can't see the mention of teen babe  :unknown:

James999

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Won’t comment anymore

Why is that, are you worried about tripping yourself up  :unknown:

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It does look he's got an issue.

I am quite happy to accept negative reviews, but what winds me up, is when it is written just to grandstand and showboat.

Meths, 80 reviews - deceitful. It just makes you look a cock and removes any credibility about your review

Offline Brazilian Martian

The ending, aswell as other random comments and overall underlying “butthurt” tone of the ‘review’ makes it obvious that this is some kind of attention seeking revenge review, probably from a fluffy who she cut off.

Yep he is clearly emotionaly involved and it comes across ratger spiteful, i wonder how many pages this review will go on till.

ptokazii

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Her profile says 28, can't see the mention of teen babe  :unknown:

Teen babe

That's what I was thinking after seeing pics/description/reviews

That's what she's trying to achieve with those photos/description

And 80 reviews to back her up.

The newbie punter would go for it no questions asked.

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Yep he is clearly emotionaly involved

Possibly, but that would make her a liar as she said she's not met him  :unknown:

ptokazii

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I am quite happy to accept negative reviews, but what winds me up, is when it is written just to grandstand and showboat.

Meths, 80 reviews - deceitful. It just makes you look a cock and removes any credibility about your review

True but that is my style.
Trying to add a little dark humor in the mix
Meth she's most likely not done it, don't take it seriously

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OP you have issues mate  :bomb: anyone with any sense can see you are doing this out of personal vendetta rather than to warn punters

Go out and get some fresh air  :sarcastic:

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Since when was 28 a "teen babe"? - if that was your assumption then I'm not surprised you were disappointed :unknown:

I've never met her, but this review reads a bit like EAS after you've been rejected - did you ask her to marry you? :D

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Possibly, but that would make her a liar as she said she's not met him  :unknown:
Tbf she said she’s only seen 1 newbie in past 2 weeks and sees mostly regulars, something the OP already guessed despite claiming to have seen her only once. Just adds to belief that it’s an old regular who she cut off contact with.

Offline Brazilian Martian

Possibly, but that would make her a liar as she said she's not met him  :unknown:

Time will tell how this one plays out, could possibly be another Marty Mcfly :thumbsdown:

James999

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Tbf she said she’s only seen 1 newbie in past 2 weeks and sees mostly regulars,

Many peddle that line, if it was true they wouldn't need AW profiles would they  :hi:

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If u double check before post u will realise I haven’t got one  :thumbsdown:
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James999

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Viva street = same thing

Probably best you don't try to be clever Khloe, you've already shown out as a liar  :music:
« Last Edit: April 05, 2018, 03:42:51 pm by James999 »

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If there is any validity in this review it is lost in the shadow of the reviewer's gibberish ramblings and nonsense interpretations of her every move. Since when is a good service and attitude seen as a negative because it means the escort cares about negative reviews. Objectivity comes across as zero, maybe it will come out why on this thread? It is hard to take it seriously because of all the unnecessary, made up rubbish cluttering it.

Also appears to be blaming previous reviewers for being too generous. There is a tendency to follow suit when reviewing forum darlings and the reality usually falls slightly short of the hype, more usually a very good instead of an amazing. Not from all positive to something worthy of a negative.


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Deceitful Khloe = misleading others(newbies) into thinking she is 28yo teen babe through pics and description, not to mention the 80 supportive reviews here.
Probably also the reason why she is not on AW

I really doubt that you had met her, there are better things to do!!

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OP you have issues mate  :bomb: anyone with any sense can see you are doing this out of personal vendetta rather than to warn punters

Go out and get some fresh air  :sarcastic:


TOTALLY AGREED!!!

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If I'm reading this right, the OP would prefer a terrible looking prossie (by his definition) to also provide a terrible service with a shit attitude?

Offline dbank95

Pretty disgusting review to be honest, what is the point of mentioning things like mcdonalds, meth and vodka?

Concentrate on the service in your review. Sounds like she gave you good service but you went in expecting Angelina Jolie and therefore was hugely disappointed and felt slighted, hence the personal attacks.

Offline diomhair72

What male except very camp queen would use the phrase "sorry honey I know your going to read this"

I think it's either a punt saboteur or a female writing this and no never seen Chloe ever may never just this review doesn't add up if this is a guy he's a miserable bastards with a terrible sense of humour

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OP you have issues mate  :bomb: anyone with any sense can see you are doing this out of personal vendetta rather than to warn punters

Go out and get some fresh air  :sarcastic:

OP you have issues mate  :bomb: anyone with any sense can see you are doing this out of personal vendetta rather than to warn punters

Go out and get some fresh air  :sarcastic:

No personal vendetta mate, I'll even delete the bloody posts if I get too many complaints from  punters.
I must admit, I have taken a few hits punting wise, bait & switch, maybe it's just all the gathered rage focusing on this Khloe character. Maybe I've been too hard on her or 80 punters been soft, I can't really tell.

My main issue is that she's advertising as the type of WG that I and certainly other punters are interested in. I definitely don't like to spend my hard budgeted funds on her when I have other options.
It's an expensive sport and even with all these options available, we must choose wisely where to visit.
That's when the pics come into play and help in making a choice but the final decision maker for me would have to be the forum. Hearing it from a fellow punter how it is and what she isn't in reality really makes a difference.
In her case I am let down by pics as well as the reviews.

If she would have had up to date pics of her body and her age, I would have never used her services and this review would never have been written.

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If she would have had up to date pics of her body and her age, I would have never used her services and this review would never have been written.

Lets take this a step at a time....

Can you outline a few details about her flat where you saw her, perhaps something about the layout the furniture etc, something that only people who've seen her would know, that would clarify if you've met her as she is currently claiming otherwise.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2018, 04:09:24 pm by James999 »

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Reads like a revenge review from bitter and EAS affected punter  :unknown:

Offline bela911

+1 what, that you've also reported the post or that her service is poor as outlined in the review  :unknown:

I had similar experience with the lady.

ptokazii

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Lets take this a step at a time....

Can you outline a few details about her flat where you saw her, perhaps something about the layout the furniture etc, something that only people who've seen her would know, that would clarify if you've met her as she is currently claiming otherwise.

I don't want to get into that type of details as she's now trying to figure out who I am  :angelgirl:
Calling all the regulars, thinking of all the shit punts, thinking what she did wrong :)) funny if I think about it
I'd rather remain anonymous for her

Look she's sweet in a way and doesn't deserve this I know but her approach is what she's doing wrong, her advertisment needs to be changed
« Last Edit: April 05, 2018, 04:19:42 pm by ptokazii »

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I don't want to get into that type of details as she's now trying to figure out who I am  :angelgirl:
Calling all the regulars, thinking of all the shit punts, thinking what she did wrong :)) funny if I think about it
I'd rather remain anonymous for her

Bollocks. She’s not going to figure out who you are with a few specifics about her room.
Prove you haven’t made this whole thing up  :bomb:

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I don't want to get into that type of details as she's now trying to figure out who I am  :angelgirl:
Calling all the regulars, thinking of all the shit punts, thinking what she did wrong :)) funny if I think about it
I'd rather remain anonymous for her

Look she's sweet in a way and doesn't deserve this I know but her approach is what she's doing wrong, her advertisment needs to be changed

The layout of the flat wouldn’t tell who you are!!!

You just appear like a cunt now!!!



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I don't want to get into that type of details as she's now trying to figure out who I am 

Bollocks, I was trying to offer you the assistance to clarify your validity  :unknown:

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Grand floor flat .2016 spring . I asked to open a window ,she declined . She was worried of the neighbours would hear her. She tough they don't know... :wackogirl: