Author Topic: Red light districts of The Netherlands. (Read 4299 times)

Splodge · « **on:** April 03, 2018, 12:46:13 pm »

Hello all. Will add a lot to this with detail about each rld when I get a chance. Have visited moat of them and would like to share my experience of them with you fellow punters. Will write some detail on it by the end of the week when I get a chance.

Splodge · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2018, 04:21:32 pm »

Ok. Here goes. Got a few minutes spare. Please excuse any typos. Blame autocorrect. So. The Netherlands. Holland. Whatever you prefer. I've travelled back and forth to this beautiful flat, waterlogged country for about 18 years. First time I saw the red light district of Amsterdam i knew I had to go again. At the time there were two peep shows and loads of windows. I decided I would come back but this time on my own.

Naive yes, but very eager. Amsterdam's rld was a different place then. And before that I'm sure itnwas different too and much better. But for many years it was still excellent. The best around. The best I've ever seen tbh. You had the main area. Milfs, ees in their 20s, shemales galore (pornstar level). Prime shemales. Trannies and ts too. On singel you had super beautiful Latino and local milfs. It spread over the canal too to other windows. Also de pijp further out.

Anyway. Enough rambling. 18 years of travelling all over that country. Things changed in Amsterdam so I looked elsewhere (I had ventured anyway). My favourite was, and is Den Haag. Fantastic rld. Doubletstraat for me.

Amsterdam = much changed but in its day was unbelievable. The rld I mean. Unreal. 2 peep shows and loads of windows. Black ladies, milfs, local ladies, shemales, Latinos. Extensive area.

Den Haag = much the same as I've ever known it. Geleenstraat is ees in their 20s. Blonde local milfs in one corner & more recently some shemales in one corner also. Also dominatrix if that floats your boat. Urinals on site for those who need to empty their pipes before sex like me lol.

The other area is called Doubletstraat. About three quarters of s mile apart. Have walked those roads many times. Doubletstraat has a totally different feel. For me the one of the best I've been to. If you're fresh to the area it's full of pleasant surprises. I've been so many times I wasn't surprised much any more. It's full of Latina milfs. Also some black ladies, few local and ees in their 20s and 30s. It's cheaper here. €25. Now €30 recently. Geleenstraat is €50. Den Haag also has a seaside resort and ganja shops.

Haarlem = just outside the Dam. Mainly younger ees when I visited but thst was a long time ago.

Alkmaar = has had similar measures to Amsterdam's rld. Used to be a real experience. Went recently in the day. Still a fantastic rld but I go for more mature ladies. If you love younger ees in their 20s and I mean beautifully stunning women then you'll love Alkmaar.

Deventer = 5 to 7 girls working. Mature Latinos. One part of a road a mile from the station. For me I love it as it has mature Latinos. €40 or €50 can't remember.

Splodge · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2018, 06:33:58 pm »

Groningen = not been for ages but it's 2 streets with a mix of milfs and ees in their 20s and 30s. One oriental transexual when I visited also. Close to Leeuwarden.

Leeuwarden = love this little rld. 4 hofjes as they're called. Black ladies, Latinas in their 30s and some older, ees. Have had a really good couple of experiences here. Probably why I like it so much.

Nijmegen = travelled there but got the wrong road. One residential kind of house I think with windows seen from the road. But not sure as I missed it. Been to all in The Netherlands except this one ! Aggravates me a tad lol.

Eindhoven = only been once; a long, long time ago. A modern, well stocked rld based around a purpose built square a little walk from the centre. All types of aws but no trans when i was there.

Splodge · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2018, 07:02:10 pm »

Hope no-one minds me writing all this. Just thought it might help with some of your ideas for adventures. Brief descript of each rld then some detail as to what I've experienced in the various rlds over the years. If you're a milf addict like me then there's a lot of milfage to be had if yo know where to look. And a lot more where I haven't looked I'm sure !

Rotterdam = no rld but lots of private houses and sex shops offering a menu of ladies working there. Also, a swingers club, which I have been to many times. Well. Maybe about five or something but I've seen ladies getting busy there. Also has trans days, which I've been to. And also gay days, which isn't for me.

Marmalade · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2018, 07:05:28 pm »

It’s interesting hearing your experiences but as you say, many are a long time ago. Many of us on here remember the “good old days” even if not quite so many venues. This forum is basically about sharing information with each other that will help get good value for money when punting. So it might be most helpful if you could identify places you have been to fairly recently (say within about 18 months) that are likely to be the same now. Maybe add prices, how long for how much and which services. A brief run down of that (so punters going there know what to expect, any dealbreakers like ages and no OWO or stuff — as you know Amsterdam windows are overloaded with no-no’s).

After the basics, maybe we could ask you questions on recommendations for travel between places (their trains seem pretty good but I don’t know all the places you mention or if they’re covered). Hotels can also be a problem in Amsterdam, selling out quickly; but if other places are easy to get to and with somewhere easy to stay they could be interesting destinations.

Splodge · « **Reply #5 on:** April 05, 2018, 07:56:06 pm »

Yeah. I hear ya. I've been to a lot of these places recently too so can update one what I know. Feel free to fire away with questions regarding trains and hotels. All these rlds are near to the main railway stations for that area. Got loads of info about Holland's rlds. Most recent trip was November I think. But you're right. I'll get some relevant stuff posted nearer to today. Owo is on offer in some rlds for sure. I don't know everything but I'll try to help.

CtrDM · « **Reply #6 on:** April 05, 2018, 10:00:33 pm »

Hey Splodge,

Thank you for the low down. I’m always happy to read other members NL experiences!

Den Haag and Alkmaar are great places. The latter being the best RLD in my book. Btw, what did you mean by “used to be a real experience”?

Leeuwarden is a place I’m looking to visit, together with Groningen, which is in close proximity. The former looks like a really beautiful Dutch city too! When I checked the Reisplanner, it estimated over two hours from Amsterdam Schipol, which is fine on arrival, but could prove difficult when trying to catch a departing flight. Anyway, good things come to those who wait ....

I stumbled across Haarlem’s RLD on my last visit. I was in the city only for sightseeing, but the RLD was quite unique with the garden and water features. Anyway, I already had Alkmaar in my sights and it was slim pickings in Haarlem during the day!

I’m waiting for an update on the long awaited reopening of Utrecht’s Zandpad. It was delayed in 2017 last I heard. Utrecht is a wonderful city, although lacking in a RLD haha!

All the best!

Marmalade · « **Reply #7 on:** April 05, 2018, 10:28:03 pm »

Schipol is a common hub layover; so I'm thinking if the time to get to a decent punting area and back is good then a possibility of a decent punt in bertween flights.

Splodge · « **Reply #8 on:** April 05, 2018, 11:06:20 pm »

Dudes. I can only offer what I've seen and experienced. To me, I feel there's a lot of milf hot spots. Serious hot spots. Den Haag Doubletstraat is number 1 in the modern milfage experience. Remember. This is a personal account of things. Here. You WILL be satisfied for a desire for milfs. Names, etc, I never took much notice but you'll see for yourself. This is the biggest hot-spot I've ever seen atm. It's chocca bloc of beautiful mature ladies but also plenty not so much. But I give my personal word. You will be in heaven. Others may disagree but offer me something else in terms of the rld paying experience to compete with it? There's Brazilians, Colombians, Portuguese, Dutch. It's all represented.

Fat, thin, light, dark, they're all here. Yes, some have been working this stretch for years but wow! You love matures? Especially Latinas? This is the best I've seen. It's not just that. You'll see loads of seriously beautiful women in thongs. You really won't want to leave until you're empty. I've had so many here it's unreal. The service is excellent. The girls are excellent.

I've had owo on the cards without even asking. From talking to others all you have to do is ask. It's a fantastic rld with a constant police presence in case you're worried. It's all monitored by cctv so don't worry but things are changing as the years go by. I say get there asap before things change too much. It's the gem of rlds4in Holland.

Splodge · « **Reply #9 on:** April 05, 2018, 11:07:13 pm »

For me and imho den haag is nothing but a superb fuk.

Splodge · « **Reply #10 on:** April 05, 2018, 11:15:37 pm »

You need a mature Latino to empty in to? Get yourself to den haag. There's ees in their 20s and 30s of course. They're stunning and I've heard nothing but good about them. For me. It's amongst the best I've seen. Beautiful women from young to old. €30 For s & f. Walk around and enjoy the view. Urinals too. Between 2pm and 9pm seems to be the best time. Dodgy characters abound but that's the same in any modern rld. Things change. But cctv and a police presence is super noticeable. Enjoy it whilst it's there. I've found even ladies who don't want to know; still provide.

Splodge · « **Reply #11 on:** April 05, 2018, 11:37:31 pm »

My personal experience as a man who adores Latina milfs 35 - 50 yrs old. This place is sweet shop. There's no doubt about it. Have a walk around and you'll think. I'd love to fuk this and that. Leave with full balls and I'll be very surprised. That's just my opinion, but for me. There's so many milf fuks, especially Latino it's super hard to not fuk something. It's an rld where ladies are basically wearing fuk all and you can have anything you want. What happens in discussion I have no idea. I've had Portuguese, Dutch but mainly South American, which is something I'm seriously addicted to. For me it's a super milf sweet shop.

I've had owo put upon me but that's not my thing. Daty also. Other stuff too but if like me, u want a fuk to empty with a dream milf then this is the place in Holland. Loads will disagree but for me. I've been there loads of times and lived it. Thank you Den Haag Doubletstraat. No point me saying anything else.

Plus you can check out Geleenstraat but I don't have much punter info on that place; except urinals are there and some of the most beautiful women and trannies and shemales you've ever seen. Also, if u want ganja, that's sold in shops so easily available.

Love you Den Haag.

Splodge · « **Reply #12 on:** April 05, 2018, 11:41:29 pm »

Ok. So let's move on. You get the idea that dh is special and I defo say enjoy it whilst u can. Leeuwarden is special too. Latino special yet again. Deventer small but cool. I've had some seriously sexy ladies here. Both I can remember some of the best experiences ever in recent times.

It all depends on the awg u visit of course.

Dave_1978 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 06, 2018, 01:52:52 am »

I was in the Hague 3 weeks ago.

Overall lots if walking between 2 RLD's but i managed 6 punts. 5 of 6 were amazing.

Gellenstreet is definetely better if looking for beautiful girls. Where the double you will find more ethnic and different body types.

I had 3 romanians, bulgarian, italian, and a Dutch girl. All girls did covered bj and sex. All multiple positions and fantastic accomidating attitudes.

Wonderful time!!

Steve2 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 06, 2018, 02:30:58 am »

Quote from: Splodge on April 05, 2018, 06:33:58 pm

Leeuwarden = love this little rld. 4 hofjes as they're called. Black ladies, Latinas in their 30s and some older, ees. Have had a really good couple of experiences here. Probably why I like it so much.

Nijmegen = travelled there but got the wrong road. One residential kind of house I think with windows seen from the road. But not sure as I missed it. Been to all in The Netherlands except this one ! Aggravates me a tad lol.

Leeuwarden Haven't been for a while but a very good experience

Nijmegen It is just a residential street with 3 or 4 houses with window girls. Near the entrance to the old town . You didn't miss much

Splodge · « **Reply #15 on:** April 07, 2018, 02:12:32 pm »

My apologies guys. Another drunken entry on this subject matter. Basically, I fell in love with den haag doubletstraat . Shagged loads over the years but I've been too many times I guess. But for me it's the best one in Holland. If you prefer beautiful ees then Geleenstraat is certainly the one for you. Some seriously beautiful females. One thing that I have missed out on is the blonde milfs in the corner. Always seem to miss them.

When I said it used to be a real experience I mean before they closed some of the windows down and there seemed to be more milfs. It's still a fantastic rld of course and I visited early in the day so was quieter. Hadn't been for years but noticed there were less windows. However, I'm no expert on Alkmaar's rld. When I visited there were lots of beautiful ees, some doms and a few milfs.

Nijmegen was on my to do list. And you had 6 ladies ! Well done ! Was that all in one day lol. Leeuwarden is a nice old city. Groningen is a 40 minute train ride away but there's a lot of stops in between. There's a really beautiful Dutch lady in her 30s in Leeuwarden. Was always too nervous to go for it but next time I will.

billybob69 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 07, 2018, 10:25:05 pm »

A poster with a good working knowledge of the RLD's of Holland going under the name of "Splodge". Now I think that you might be also posting on another forum ;-) ;-) ;-)

Honestperv · « **Reply #17 on:** April 09, 2018, 11:03:17 am »

Went to Groningen last year and had a fantastic punt with one of the window girls.

I recommend checking that place out. It's just crazy. Much like other RLDs, you're just walking through this very quiet civilised town, then boom, whores everywhere. The RLD road in Groningen stretches on for ages - although most of the windows were unoccupied when I went there, so maybe trade has died down a little bit.

Splodge · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2018, 05:42:39 pm »

Hello billybob69 lol. Hope you're well ! Yeah, didn't know this site was so good. Only just realised. Silly me.

Ah, Honestperv. Groningen is the only one I haven't been to for ages. The rest are all recent except Haarlem. Visited lots of rlds in Holland a lot of times. Thanks for the update about Groningen. I'll check it out again one day. Maybe the one I missed out on ! There were 2 long roads when I was there, but nothing to my taste. But I reckon I need to check it out again. What percentage of windows were full ?

As the rlds of the Netherlands. I've been lucky enough to visit all of them; except Nijmegen. Which irks me somewhat. Den Haag was all about milfs for me. Have had all sorts. Been very lucky. Women who were and probably are, but not all, my dream women. For me Den Haag Doubletstraat is my favourite. Geleenstraat too when the blonde milfs are there. But never had any of them ! That pisses me off ! What was I thinking ! There's shemales there too, which I'm a big fan of too.

Leeuwarden is another favourite. Small, but cool. Have had one of the best experiences there. Paid or unpaid! So good I went back an hour or two later but she'd finished for the day and haven't seen her since ! Gutted ! In fact, had a Latino aw too. Fantastic

I'm a milf addict so Den Haag was always for me. Loved singel too but it changed. Rotterdam is a good place to stay for nearby access. Also has the moods bar. Seen lots of swinging there. Trannies too. But get your days right as they have gay events too. But for me things have changed so I stick to Germany now. Or Sheffield.

Aj280 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 09, 2018, 10:26:41 pm »

Wow, cheers for the info. Very interesting read.

Honestperv · « **Reply #20 on:** April 12, 2018, 09:40:34 pm »

Quote from: Splodge on April 09, 2018, 05:42:39 pm

Ah, Honestperv. Groningen is the only one I haven't been to for ages. The rest are all recent except Haarlem. Visited lots of rlds in Holland a lot of times. Thanks for the update about Groningen. I'll check it out again one day. Maybe the one I missed out on ! There were 2 long roads when I was there, but nothing to my taste. But I reckon I need to check it out again. What percentage of windows were full ?

It's hard to tell. There are parts of the road that still have the red-light style architecture, you can see doors and windows, but they look like they haven't been used in a long time. There was maybe 30 or 40 women working when I went last year. Good selection. If the whole road was full it would be 100+ hookers, easily. It doesn't seem a big enough town for that!

kal77uk · « **Reply #21 on:** April 14, 2018, 08:03:15 pm »

Quote from: Splodge on April 05, 2018, 06:33:58 pm

Groningen = not been for ages but it's 2 streets with a mix of milfs and ees in their 20s and 30s. One oriental transexual when I visited also. Close to Leeuwarden.

Leeuwarden = love this little rld. 4 hofjes as they're called. Black ladies, Latinas in their 30s and some older, ees. Have had a really good couple of experiences here. Probably why I like it so much.

Nijmegen = travelled there but got the wrong road. One residential kind of house I think with windows seen from the road. But not sure as I missed it. Been to all in The Netherlands except this one ! Aggravates me a tad lol.

Eindhoven = only been once; a long, long time ago. A modern, well stocked rld based around a purpose built square a little walk from the centre. All types of aws but no trans when i was there.

Baekelandplein- Eindhoven's "RLD", is a square off a public street which means they can see everything you do!!! The locals know why you are there if you wanting to visit this place...because you look out of place pretending to be a tourist here!!.

CtrDM · « **Reply #22 on:** April 14, 2018, 08:39:24 pm »

Quote from: kal77uk on April 14, 2018, 08:03:15 pm

Baekelandplein- Eindhoven's "RLD", is a square off a public street which means they can see everything you do!!! The locals know why you are there if you wanting to visit this place...because you look out of place pretending to be a tourist here!!.

The beauty of the NL’s is that the locals don’t even bat an eye lid. RLD’s are a way of life there, unlike here, where you’d be castigated for being caught in such an area!

Marmalade · « **Reply #23 on:** April 16, 2018, 03:27:54 am »

Quote from: CtrDM on April 14, 2018, 08:39:24 pm

The beauty of the NL’s is that the locals don’t even bat an eye lid. RLD’s are a way of life there, unlike here, where you’d be castigated for being caught in such an area!

A tourist fantasy.

it might be legal but it doesn’t mean regular Dutch people won’t look down on you if they know.

CtrDM · « **Reply #24 on:** April 16, 2018, 07:37:47 pm »

Quote from: Marmalade on April 16, 2018, 03:27:54 am

A tourist fantasy. it might be legal but it doesn’t mean regular Dutch people won’t look down on you if they know.

Ok, I may not have 10k posts on here, but I challenge the “tourist fantasy” label. I have Dutch family and have been travelling there for a number of years (as I’m sure you have too), and not just for mongering.

I’m not trying to generalise. Of course some Dutch people will look down on you, as they would for smoking weed, but I’d say the majority of people would just go about their daily business, and pay no attention to you at all.

I’m not sure the same could be said for the UK? The mentality is different over there. I’m sure a lot of people disagree with prostitution in the NL, regardless if it’s legal status, but it’s tolerated, and really it’s no big deal.

Splodge · « **Reply #25 on:** April 16, 2018, 10:48:00 pm »

Quote from: Honestperv on April 12, 2018, 09:40:34 pm

It's hard to tell. There are parts of the road that still have the red-light style architecture, you can see doors and windows, but they look like they haven't been used in a long time. There was maybe 30 or 40 women working when I went last year. Good selection. If the whole road was full it would be 100+ hookers, easily. It doesn't seem a big enough town for that!

Your description is similar to how i described it when i went also. Great potential. About 40 working. Big rld for the size of the town . At the bottom of the main high street. Amazing. I do remmeber one working girl in particular. An oriental transexual post op I think. Not for me but just a memory.

Splodge · « **Reply #26 on:** April 16, 2018, 10:56:39 pm »

I've gone in to loads of establishments over the years with loads of people seeing what or where I'm going. Used to be apprehensive but now couldn't careless . You always think someone you know will see you. In England it's certainly still a taboo lol. Have got off buses In Sheffield and felt everyone knows but then I don't care. Bus loads of people have been waiting at a red light. Again i worry lol. Silly really. In my home city I came out of a sex shop. Ain't been for years and years. Wanted to check them oasis and rendezvous mags. No longer there. But when I came out of the shop the familiar panic was there and I went to walk away from buses etc then crossed over back again. Ha ha. Silly really.

Marmalade · « **Reply #27 on:** April 18, 2018, 08:18:24 am »

It’s nothing to do with your number of posts. But it is a tourist fantasy, as in Germany, as in Brazil. Dutch people, especially from the north, don’t show a lot of emotion about it, but mainstream Dutch society is a world away from it.

Do you discuss your punting with your Dutch family? Do they encourage you??

Of course it is not the same as scurrilous Britain — few places are (except for the USA). Page 3 mentality mixed with shock-horror of anything that can be labelled scandalous is part of the British mentality (and yes, a trip to the Netherlands, especially Holland, makes that rather obvious). But Amsterdam is the pigsty of the Netherlands and people their ‘tolerate’ it in the sense that the red light windows area is part of the established tourism. No, I don’t have family from there, but I have colleagues. The monotone they use for everything from tulips to orgies is frankly boring and humorous. A friend married to one does a lovely caricature.

Anyway, you were telling us about how your family think your punting activities are jolly nice ... please continue ...

Marmalade · « **Reply #28 on:** April 18, 2018, 08:30:18 am »

p.s. my post wasn’t aimed at you Splodge, but at CuntDM or whatever his ‘family’ call him.

It is one of the better things about Amsterdam that the whole of the RLD is a tourist attraction so you don’t feel marked out as a punter. But the idea that Dutch society think whoring is cool is frankly daft. In the nicer parts of the Netherlands, such as Maastricht, the experience is very different. The sex places are quite open but there is a ‘perv’ atmosphere just for walking near them. Of course in the south, people are warmer and more open as well, so there is also a greater sense of ‘stepping out’ of normal society into puntingland.

Something I noticed though even in Amsterdam — the RLDs are ‘cool’ and touristy, but when I visited a top swingers club (very plush too) it was hidden down a grotty side lane and very much felt as if it was deliberately to protect your privacy. (And although it was quite posh with a luxury bar and meet-and-greet area, the actual swinging area, like most things in Holland, was quite stuck up.)

Marmalade · « **Reply #29 on:** April 18, 2018, 08:45:47 am »

CuntDM: I see now you’re the same CuntDM that made sweeping and totally incorrect statements about Stuttgart, a place I know reasonably well. You sound like some young lad that thinks he knows a lot when really he’s just had a look through a keyhole. Try ‘commenting’ less and reviewing more (I see you’ve reviewed a couple of experiences in Germany). Your experiences are always valid when reported honestly: making generalisations about what others think or the scene generally less so, unless you know them exceedingly well (as quite a few people on UKP do, and you don’t.). I’m not having a go at you. I simply made a correction when you slagged off Stuttgart (which apart from anything else has one of the biggest per-room installations after Zurich). But you witter on as if you just want to join in the conversation rather than give accurate info. Try to get with the programme a bit mate.

CtrDM · « **Reply #30 on:** April 18, 2018, 08:54:32 pm »

You’re not having a go at me? Well if that ain’t having a go .... I’m not going to stoop to your level with the whole “cunt” thing. It’s incredible that one comment, which was hardly controversial, would result in such vitriol.

I’ve been quite open that I’m not a what you would call a seasoned mongerer and that I just do it on the side. Not once have I claimed otherwise. I explained exactly this to you on the Stuttgart post.

Correct, I am a young lad and, I guess, compared to you, and all the other “UKP people” to which you refer, my experiences do amount to looking through the key hole.

That said, an experience is an experience. First time, the tenth time, hundredth time.

I’ve taken from the board and tried to give back with a couple of reviews. To sit there and post three times in half an hour is pretty excessive if you ask me, but I’m not going to lose any sleep over it.

Anyway, I agree with most of what you say and the way in which you describe me. Your attempts to create an argument are flawed.

Marmalade · « **Reply #31 on:** April 18, 2018, 10:20:58 pm »

Quote from: CtrDM on April 18, 2018, 08:54:32 pm

Anyway, I agree with most of what you say and the way in which you describe me.

Good. Learn & grow.

Everyone gets a chance on here (one) but then nearly everyone takes a few hard knocks when they spout shite. My post is not to argue with you: it’s to explain how the board works and how you can get up to speed. So do that, or go fuck yourself.

Splodge · « **Reply #32 on:** April 19, 2018, 07:40:14 am »

Maastricht has an rld????? How was the swingers club?? Love watching live action and joining in too, given half a chance ! Zurich has an rld also ? Never been to Zurich but I can imagine it's a stunning place. No worries marmalade, I know you're not having a go at me. I've learnt not get involved in arguments on this site. Can't be arsed.

As stated before. I've been to Holland many many times. Fantastic country and fsntastic people but although I miss the place sometimes I don't go any more. Germany once a year for now. I love milfs. Have seen loads in Holland and Belgium. Now it's the milfs of Germany's rlds.

Marmalade · « **Reply #33 on:** April 19, 2018, 10:13:47 am »

The swingers club. We found it a bit staid actually. Clubs in the U.K. have beds. This place had a dimly lit room full of fairly narrow ‘beds’ (not much bigger than a massage table) that the two of us could just about squeeze on.

Maastricht — quite a beautiful city and massive contrast to A-dam. Clean for a start, trusting (brown bars boast you can leave your wallet On the bar and no-one will nick it). The RLD is a few tiny establishments near the centre. Kind of fun as most of the town is ‘a bit posh’.

Splodge · « **Reply #34 on:** April 19, 2018, 10:16:36 am »

Me Dr knew there was an rld in Maastricht. Is it a window style rld ?

Marmalade · « **Reply #35 on:** April 19, 2018, 05:25:29 pm »

Quote from: Splodge on April 19, 2018, 10:16:36 am

Me Dr knew there was an rld in Maastricht. Is it a window style rld ?

I’ve not been recently and I was on business so didn’t do a thorough tasting. But it was sonething of a mix. A plush few windows (not many) and you could almost confuse it with a sex shop, but with full menu. A bit more ‘discreet’ than Amsterdam etc. They’re a very polite lot, even by Dutch standards.

Splodge · « **Reply #36 on:** April 19, 2018, 06:33:40 pm »

Oh dear. I've missed another rld then. No plans to return to Holland cor s long, long time. I've maxed out as they say on their rlds. All I've got left in me is Germany. Nationwide ! Lol. The tour is nearly here ! The whore on tour ! Looking forward to it but 6 months away. You find the Dutch to be impolite ?

Marmalade · « **Reply #37 on:** April 19, 2018, 08:57:28 pm »

Quote from: Splodge on April 19, 2018, 06:33:40 pm

Oh dear. I've missed another rld then. No plans to return to Holland cor s long, long time. I've maxed out as they say on their rlds. All I've got left in me is Germany. Nationwide ! Lol. The tour is nearly here ! The whore on tour ! Looking forward to it but 6 months away. You find the Dutch to be impolite ?

The Dutch impolite? No! But they are famously pernickety and fastidiously ‘polite’! It’s rather funny.

Btw Holland of course is the region of ‘north/west Netherlands’ or something like that, not including Maastricht

CtrDM · « **Reply #38 on:** April 19, 2018, 09:44:13 pm »

Quote from: Marmalade on April 18, 2018, 10:20:58 pm

Good. Learn & grow.

Everyone gets a chance on here (one) but then nearly everyone takes a few hard knocks when they spout shite. My post is not to argue with you: it’s to explain how the board works and how you can get up to speed. So do that, or go fuck yourself.

..

Well thank you for affording me *one* more chance to redeem myself.

Maybe one day I can aspire to be like you!? A serial poster, who has nothing better to do than hijack threads, and dish out abuse. I’m sure that back in the day you were helpful and constructive in your criticism, but now you’ve morphed in to this superior UKP God like being, in your lonely, virtual world. I take it that the only human interaction that you experience is paid for.

To post 3 abusive messages, each 15 minutes a part, to a mere mortal such as myself, is nothing short of pathetic. Although, it was a fine play on words with “CuntDM” and it only took you 2 posts to table it!

I’ll learn and grow in a real life setting, if it’s all the same to you. I won’t be seeking to achieve it through an online forum and certainly not off the back of advice from a self righteous stranger ...

If by “getting up to speed” there’s the remote possibility that I’ll be here 10k posts later, lording myself over “young lads” - I opt to “go fuck myself”.

Good day

Splodge · « **Reply #39 on:** April 19, 2018, 10:16:53 pm »

Yep. But Holland is easier to type than The Netherlands lol. I find the Dutch to be fantastic people. Always made me feel welcome.

Come on chaps. We're all here to share our thoughts and experiences. Let's all get along. Everyone does their own thing and all that ennit. Oh. And apologies for typos.

Marmalade · « **Reply #40 on:** April 20, 2018, 12:28:57 am »

Quote from: Splodge on April 19, 2018, 10:16:53 pm

Yep. But Holland is easier to type than The Netherlands lol.

I agree.

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I find the Dutch to be fantastic people. Always made me feel welcome.

True for me too.

Only saw the funny side of their precise politeness with a friend who’s married to one (great that he can take the piss out of himself). I also find it incredibly relaxed compared with Germany and France.

Diamonddog · « **Reply #41 on:** April 20, 2018, 11:40:01 pm »

A bit off topic but if you ever find yourself in the Maastricht area and have a car it’s only a short journey to Aarchen just over the border in Germany. €30 a pop in the red light district

Splodge · « **Reply #42 on:** April 21, 2018, 08:29:50 pm »

I can also vouch for Aachen. Decent rld. In fact, very good actually. Closed off street. Smorgasbord of ladies on offer. The Dutch are fantastic people. Plenty bad apples I'm sure but I've met so many nice ones they've impressed me. I'm a big fan of Germany and find the people to be excellent.

Jimmysingh · « **Reply #43 on:** May 05, 2018, 10:04:14 am »

Thanks splodge for the info about milfs , den haag it is then

zfnuka · « **Reply #44 on:** May 05, 2018, 04:40:30 pm »

There are 2 RLD's in Den Haag... one is 30 EUR, one is 50 EUR... I think the Dubbelstraat is the 30 EUR one... both are walking distance from one another (and Den Haag HS train station) but Den Haag is a ghetto as far as the Netherlands goes

Splodge · « **Reply #45 on:** May 06, 2018, 06:54:33 pm »

And yes Doubletstraat is €30, used to be €25. Geleenstraat is €50 and has some shemales too. Mainly younger ees eith some local milfs opposite the indoor area. Doubletsraat has a lot of milfs. Mainly Latino but also some euro milfs. Also ees in their 20s and 30s. It's the best in Holland and Belgium for milfs and gilfs. Some nice North African food shops on the way to Doubletsraat too. And some nice oriental food to be had opposite Holland's Spoor station. Schenvingen is a tram ride away also from outside the station. Very worth seeing.

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