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Offline ladyofthemansion

Those ladies have been the same age for the last 6 years. Wish I knew what magic secrets they had.

http://www.diamond-escorts.com/lucy-model.aspx

http://www.kayjemmas.co.uk/6.html

Offline Lurtz

Those ladies have been the same age for the last 6 years. Wish I knew what magic secrets they had.

http://www.kayjemmas.co.uk/6.html

If Abbey is 27 then I am an alien.


Offline oconnor

What - only six years. That's tame.  There are some ladies who have been the same age since 2000 ;)

Online Jimmyredcab

If Abbey is 27 then I am an alien.

She looks even worse in the flesh --------- I walked out by the way.  :( :(

Offline ladyofthemansion

The photos of Lucy are the same ones since 2006 lol.

Online Jimmyredcab

The photos of Lucy are the same ones since 2006 lol.

A famous lady on auto-censored has been 25 for quite a few years ------- or should I say infamous lady.  ;)

If Abbey is 27 then I am an alien.

Na noo na noo... me, too, I guess ;-)

AFoAF

Offline SteveNova

Once a girl puts her age in the registration at AW can she alter it again, or is it automatically updated on her birthday?

I've seen girls on AW being 32 years old then the next week down to 28.  Looks like they can change it whenever they want.

Offline Lurtz

She looks even worse in the flesh --------- I walked out by the way.  :( :(

I’ve just had another look at Abbey’s photos. To be fair, I think if she changed her make-up, got a younger hairstyle, and had a face-lift, she could pass for 40.

Offline James999

, she could pass for 40.

Perhaps pass for 40 in a VERY dark room, but of greater concern is her appearance generally, she has a masculine look to her face in some images, large hands and broad shoulders overall a somewhat masculine appearance  :scare:

Offline Lurtz

Perhaps pass for 40 in a VERY dark room, but of greater concern is her appearance generally, she has a masculine look to her face in some images, large hands and broad shoulders overall a somewhat masculine appearance  :scare:

I wonder how fast she runs 800 metres.

Offline James999

I wonder how fast she runs 800 metres.

Not as fast as me id "she" was behind me  :music:

Offline Lurtz

Not as fast as me if "she" was behind me  :music:

I bet she's got a big clit and her ovaries hang unusually low.

I wonder how far she can piss up a wall?

Works both ways, I suppose. Who would believe Sly Stallone's mother is 89 ???



...and not only is she still a glamour puss, she also predicted the fall of the Berlin Wall and the election of Tony Blair...having "revived the ancient art of rumpology...in which the lines, crevices and folds of your fanny...can, to the trained eye, reveal your personality, fate and future in luck and love." So there you go!!!

http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html

Perhaps some of our service providers on the forum could double up....reading one's future whilst engaged in a bout of rimming.  I'm sure a market exists amongst our astrologically-inclined punters for such a service.

Offline softlad

Works both ways, I suppose. Who would believe Sly Stallone's mother is 89 ???


Are you serious.....?
Glamour puss ?  :lol:

Are you serious.....?
Glamour puss ?  :lol:


Think I may have added an extra 's' there !!!

I forgot to mention that if you send a photo of your arse to her, for $125.00 (shipping included), you'll receive a personalised report...and the photo back in an enhanced 8.5" x 11" color glossy format..."which you may want to frame as a family keepsake...or as a gift to a special person".

Yes, what better gift to present on Mother's Day than a photie of one's hairy ringpiece.


Offline softlad

Think I may have added an extra 's' there !!!

I forgot to mention that if you send a photo of your arse to her, for $125.00 (shipping included), you'll receive a personalised report...and the photo back in an enhanced 8.5" x 11" color glossy format..."which you may want to frame as a family keepsake...or as a gift to a special person".

Yes, what better gift to present on Mother's Day than a photie of one's hairy ringpiece.



I wonder if sitting on the photo copier at work will suffice ?
I can spread my cheeks if it helps...... :cool:

Offline Jacob

Once a girl puts her age in the registration at AW can she alter it again, or is it automatically updated on her birthday?

I've seen girls on AW being 32 years old then the next week down to 28.  Looks like they can change it whenever they want.

It can be changed whenever they like and what you see in the search results is determined by the date input. 'Seekers' can of course do likewise. What amuses me is when the profiles unnecessarily repeat the age and it's wrong, particularly on new profiles. Must be an inability to 1) know how old they are or 2) really bad at subtraction. Easier to just say, for example 'Early twenties'.

Example: https://www.adultwork.com/1167589 or https://www.adultwork.com/Busty+Daisy

Search Result: Bi-sexual 20 year old Female
Profile: I'm a 21 year old wild pussycat

To be fair in this case it's an 'agency' but it happens all the time, not a good starting point IMO and likely just the beginning of the deception.




I wonder if sitting on the photo copier at work will suffice ?
I can spread my cheeks if it helps...... :cool:

The examples on Ms Stallone's site suggest a clenched buttock approach...but 10/10 for improvisation...particularly in these austere financial times.

It can be changed whenever they like and what you see in the search results is determined by the date input. 'Seekers' can of course do likewise. What amuses me is when the profiles unnecessarily repeat the age and it's wrong, particularly on new profiles. Must be an inability to 1) know how old they are or 2) really bad at subtraction. Easier to just say, for example 'Early twenties'.

Jacob, a prime example of poor "time-keeping" occurred recently with a certain "Goth" I'm sure you are familiar with, who mentioned celebrating her 20th birthday on her profile...updating her age accordingly....only for it to drop back down to 19 a few days later when she no doubt realised the allure of a "teenager" is probably more effective in reeling in the punters than someone in their 20s.


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