Are you serious.....?
Glamour puss ?
Think I may have added an extra 's' there !!!
I forgot to mention that if you send a photo of your arse to her, for $125.00 (shipping included), you'll receive a personalised report...and the photo back in an enhanced 8.5" x 11" color glossy format..."which you may want to frame as a family keepsake...or as a gift to a special person".
Yes, what better gift to present on Mother's Day than a photie of one's hairy ringpiece.