Probably saw the report her to HMRC and DWP bit above and is now ‘touching cloth’ in case she gets a fuck off tax bill and has a DWP microscope shoved in her arse about any benefit payments she has been getting.
Don’t be fobbed off with any sob story. £1,000 is a lot of cash to be conned out of.
Don’t be a pussy! In fact you don’t need to do anything I am sure someone in here could pass the information to the HMRC anonymously on your behalf. Karma is a cunt! 
You seen the tats on her bloke?? Rather you than me.
I will say this though - the amount of attention my very simple warning has garnered is intriguing....
Nah - surely she's trying it on (and no, it was a hello albeit with a ooo only just switched on my punter phone so how are ya bootiful). Look at it her way; maybe I'm good for more munjab??
But to do you credit, bigus, the timing is suspect. Especially as she's had her light on the AW mobile in the intervening period, meaning it's a provable lie that she's only just switched the phone on (note: we KNOW it's a lie, but this is incontrovertible)