External Link/Members OnlyBirmingham b12
£180
Firstly I really wish I wasn't having to write a negative review as I had high hopes that this was gonna be a good 'un
But alas it was anything but that for me.
Had a itch that needed scratching & outta the blue it turns out that AR was gonna be in brum this week & as I
have a weekness for size 8 blue eyed blondes with a fit enhanced bod AR ticked all those boxes.So made the booking
& given the general address.Got there,made contact & waited.A couple of minutes b4 the arranged time she sends me the
flat No.etc...........turns out the entrance to the block is on a different road...FFS!.So now I'm 10minutes late getting to the
apt.When I finally get there & the door opens & there stands a super fit blue eyed blond with a cracking pair & a gorgeous
tanned toned bod, I thought yes,good choice.Led Straight to the bedroom & sorted the paperwork & was told to strip
Started with some light kissing & that's where the fantasy ened.No touching sensitive tits
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No 69 & even though she
lists foot worship they're really off limits as well.Got the feeling that was something she'd tolerate but not really enjoy.No fun in that.
She does give a decent BJ,lots of tongue,ball sucking,eye contact etc ,but all at her pace.Any sort of pelvic thrust is frowned upon.
Not a good start & something I really should have asked when making the booking.......are you a Dom or Sub.??AR'S a Dom
& so am I,which explains to me why there was no chemistry.Just a robotic mechanicla passionless fuck.The DFK was half hearted
& she does this thing where she'll start kissing then after 2sec's break away.By now I'm thinking WTF am I gonna do but just
lie here & let her get on with it......a bit boring for me tbh.Tried some RO & even then her legs were firmly together.In the end it all
became a bit of an effort & when you start looking at your watch & instead of thinking ..oh I've only got X amout of time left,your
instead thinking how much longer do I have to put up wth this,even the small brain loses interest.Think I left with 10 minutes still
on the clock.I couldn' even be bothered to cum.If that was a 1/2 hour parlour punt then maybe that lack of anything other than
your basic blow & fuck might be acceptable.But @£180 I would say thats a pretty piss poor service.Anyway itch scratched