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Author Topic: Agencies 'currently recruiting.'  (Read 6528 times)

Online NIK

Makes me laugh when on agency websites you see the notice, 'We are currently recruiting.'
Is there ever a time when they aren't recruiting?   :rolleyes:

Offline Tailpipe

Makes me laugh when on agency websites you see the notice, 'We are currently recruiting.'
Is there ever a time when they aren't recruiting?   :rolleyes:


Plus they often list 20 Escorts with pictures that they have never met or spoken to just nicked the pictures off another web site to full up a few pages.

The other thing I have noticed is the re branding so the same web site appears 5 to 10 times with a different URL.

The chances of getting what you ordered are never good.

 

Offline James999

Often these "Agencies" are little more than a guy or girl with a PC in the corner of a bedsit, they give it all the big bollocks about manager, CEO etc yet how many even bother to register as proper companies  :hi:

Offline Tailpipe

Often these "Agencies" are little more than a guy or girl with a PC in the corner of a bedsit, they give it all the big bollocks about manager, CEO etc yet how many even bother to register as proper companies  :hi:

This is correct and often the Girls working for them have no idea who they are or the Address they are working from the only contact is via Mobile phone.


Offline Jimmyredcab

An agency can sometimes consist of a pimp with a mobile phone working from his car.    :thumbsdown:

Offline potato

I wonder sometimes whether the guy is attempting a con.  "yes, you can join my agency, but first you have to pass the induction tests - now just open you mouth and cop this..."    Hmmm, there's an idea! :)

Offline smiths

Often these "Agencies" are little more than a guy or girl with a PC in the corner of a bedsit, they give it all the big bollocks about manager, CEO etc yet how many even bother to register as proper companies  :hi:

Yes, or in their parents back bedroom. :D ;)

I wonder sometimes whether the guy is attempting a con.  "yes, you can join my agency, but first you have to pass the induction tests - now just open you mouth and cop this..."    Hmmm, there's an idea! :)

Ha Ellwood, you have been watching to much backroom casting couch!  That guy shags some absolute peaches!

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Often these "Agencies" are little more than a guy or girl with a PC in the corner of a bedsit, they give it all the big bollocks about manager, CEO etc yet how many even bother to register as proper companies  :hi:

You can't register an illegal company.

I'd love to know how they get round the tax laws, as all the advertising will show the tax man just how much theoretically must be passing through the owner's hands.

Offline Tailpipe

You can't register an illegal company.

I'd love to know how they get round the tax laws, as all the advertising will show the tax man just how much theoretically must be passing through the owner's hands.


A URL and a mobile , total cash business what else do you need

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A URL and a mobile , total cash business what else do you need

Sorry, what's your point?

Offline Tailpipe

Sorry, what's your point?


In answer to your , how do they get round this and that . Tax reg companies .

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In answer to your , how do they get round this and that . Tax reg companies .

So they advertise, say, 10 ladies at £100 per hour. Tax man gets interested. How does the tax man successfully prosecute the biz owner and get their cut plus fines if the business was an illegal operation in the first place? That's the bit I don't get. Us ladies can register as self-employed and state "prostitute" on the tax return as it's not illegal to be a prostitute. But it is illegal to be a pimp/agency owner. So they can't register with HMRC. What happens if tax man gets interested and wants their slice?

I really can't get my head round this, as you can tell  :D

Offline James999

Us ladies can register as self-employed and state "prostitute" on the tax return

In theory, but it doesn't happen  :hi:

Offline Tailpipe

So they advertise, say, 10 ladies at £100 per hour. Tax man gets interested. How does the tax man successfully prosecute the biz owner and get their cut plus fines if the business was an illegal operation in the first place? That's the bit I don't get. Us ladies can register as self-employed and state "prostitute" on the tax return as it's not illegal to be a prostitute. But it is illegal to be a pimp/agency owner. So they can't register with HMRC. What happens if tax man gets interested and wants their slice?

I really can't get my head round this, as you can tell  :D

Problem is its a non traceable mobile and a Web site , Tax man is not going to find anything and
He is not going to look in the first place as most are not in the uk anyway.

Web site hosted in tin buck to , mobile calls bounce through lebara.

The only people at risk are the girls and the drivers.


Offline James999

So they advertise, say, 10 ladies at £100 per hour. Tax man gets interested. How does the tax man successfully prosecute the biz owner and get their cut plus fines if the business was an illegal operation in the first place?

HMRC will make an assesment, and higher than they think the turnover / profit is, and then serve this on the "company" it is then up to the company to either pay the tax bill (WHich would be very high) or produce books and accounts to show the genuine turnover, and of course explain why they had not registered, and of course they can serve a POCA on the owner and sieze cars houses etc  :hi:

Offline Tailpipe

HMRC will make an assesment, and higher than they think the turnover / profit is, and then serve this on the "company" it is then up to the company to either pay the tax bill (WHich would be very high) or produce books and accounts to show the genuine turnover, and of course explain why they had not registered, and of course they can serve a POCA on the owner and sieze cars houses etc  :hi:

I am guessing you are taking piss , or you are not as clever as I thought you were .

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Problem is its a non traceable mobile and a Web site , Tax man is not going to find anything and
He is not going to look in the first place as most are not in the uk anyway.

Web site hosted in tin buck to , mobile calls bounce through lebara.

The only people at risk are the girls and the drivers.

I take your point. Although what about the working agency flats that get raided? What about the "known" operations that get overlooked by the cops? I know that WGs get stick here for "not paying tax", but the agency owners CAN'T pay tax simply because tax cannot be paid for an illegal company - as far as I know, which is why I'm asking.

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HMRC will make an assesment, and higher than they think the turnover / profit is, and then serve this on the "company" it is then up to the company to either pay the tax bill (WHich would be very high) or produce books and accounts to show the genuine turnover, and of course explain why they had not registered, and of course they can serve a POCA on the owner and sieze cars houses etc  :hi:

Yes, I know exactly how it works - but tax isn't payable on an illegal operation or for illegal items. So how would tax man get his cut then?

Say I set up a website selling drugs. It's illegal. I can't register with HMRC or companies house because it's illegal. So I carry on. I make lots of dosh. I get raided and stuck in prison, but still I can't be served with a tax bill because tax isn't payable on illegal items or operations.

Do you see what I mean?

Offline Tailpipe

I take your point. Although what about the working agency flats that get raided? What about the "known" operations that get overlooked by the cops? I know that WGs get stick here for "not paying tax", but the agency owners CAN'T pay tax simply because tax cannot be paid for an illegal company - as far as I know, which is why I'm asking.

That's a very different matter ,but JIm posted early somewhere pimp car mobile phone web site.
That's it and very little risk and he's in London and knows this is the way it's going .
This is outcall business only may be the odd hotel day for a few Incalls.

Offline James999

Yes, I know exactly how it works - but tax isn't payable on an illegal operation or for illegal items. So how would tax man get his cut then?

If it's illegal income (Crime) then they can cease it under POCA  :hi:

There was a case discussed on Pro$$ienet some years ago, the "Agency" said they called th epolice over a matter, and then the Police knicked the owner and seized loads of assets and froze bank accounts etc, the owner was saying on there that even her partners bank account was frozen under POCA and they were powerless as the act is so strong, it was Camberly way I think.

The reality is if the HMRC / Police decide to act then the owners are fucked  :hi:
« Last Edit: November 05, 2013, 10:19:34 PM by James999 »

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If it's illegal income (Crime) then they can cease it under POCA  :hi:

Ah, didn't think of that, of course. So the government still gets the dosh, just in a different way.

Offline Joe Blob

Tax is still payable, even on illegal income.

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Tax is still payable, even on illegal income.

I'd love to know how....? As I was under the impression (I thought I knew!) that you cannot pay tax on an income that was gained by illegal/criminal means.

Offline Banquo

I'm no expert on this but these two pimps look like they are being held to financial account:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-24729896


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